Lycan and the Pregfurs

Another recent weird pregnancy dream involved Wacky Weasel being the father of my child. He was really excited to be a dad, but I specifically banned his chaotic ass from the delivery room. At some point, he got in anyway and I was like "Jesus Christ can't I give birth in peace???"

I thiiiiink Doom was gonna kill the baby so that's why Wheezy and Stupid rushed Greasy away from him. I must've forgotten Psycho existed because he wasn't there but now I'm imagining he probably distracted Doom and Smartass so the others can get away. I don't know what happened to Smartass.

Had this somewhat fucked up dream that involved both Greasy and Smartass being pregnant the other night. Judge Doom was there. He was expressing his disappointment in the two weasels while using his cane to observe them. Greasy went into labor. Wheezy and Stupid carried him away from the Judge.

As someone who was assigned female at birth, I sometimes have these weird pregnancy dreams that try to trick me into thinking that I want to have a baby. All they do is turn me on.

Yeah, exactly! And it feels so loving and sweet.

Where is the tenderness? Where's the loving compassion for the birth-giver? The hand-holding? The whispering sweet nothings? The encouragement? The kisses? For me, if there is no tenderness, there is no point. You read me? No point!

So many birth fantasies on all these Tumblr blogs I follow for birth content are like "ooooh I wanna tie you up and watch you give birth. I'm your master and I'm gonna torture you while you give birth" and I'm just like. Not into this whole torturing the birth-giver thing, I'm sorry.

I wanna be in bed masturbating to the thought of toon weasels giving birth but instead I have to be at work. Hmph!

Working on a thing.... Not sure if it's gonna get done.

Dormy isn't the stepdad, he's the dad who stepped up.

Here's the fic:
archiveofourown.org/works/69336411

Oh yeah, and the fic isn't even done yet. It's probably gonna be at least six more pages.

So I wanted to see some March Hare pregnancy fluff with the Dormouse, and now I've written nine pages of it. God help me.

The Alice fandom is either gonna make this fic a big meme or they're gonna ignore it. They're probably gonna ignore it. Which is good because I like having my fun.

...Maybe I need to write myself another self-indulgent fic.

Hehehehehehe...

I was dreaming about such a thing this morning. I'd make a separate verse for the kids' existence. I'd make a sweet little post when the kits were born, describing Hare cuddling with his newborns and Dormy helping clean up and care for them.

I wish roleplaying on Tumblr was still as fun as it was like six-ish years ago. I have a March Hare and Dormouse blog there but no one interacts with it.

Maybe if the roleplaying scene on Tumblr was so uptight as it is, now, someone would send me a magic anon that'd make the March Hare pregnant. 🤭

I should draw a pregnant A:MR!March Hare interacting with the Dormouse tbh. It'd be very sweet bc they are husbands after all (Hatter do not interact).

Ok ok imagine the Dormouse doting over that big belly tho. Imagine Dormy praising Marchie here for carrying so many kits so well and covering that belly in smooches. 🩵❤️

When you masturbate, you think of your ex-wife that divorced you fourteen years ago. When I masturbate, I think of pregnant furries giving birth. We are not the same.

Happy Father's Day to all of the male furry characters I've ever drawn pregnant.

God rn I'm just so obsessed with the idea of supporting a character I like while he gives birth. Just. Whispering sweet nothings in his ear. Telling him how good he's doing while he breathes and grunts and pushes. Rubbing his back through labor pains.

Well, at least I drew ONE thing, right?

I'd like to draw more stuff for May-ternity, but I'm fresh out of ideas. Maybe gimme prompts and I'll doodle 'em? With characters I know ofc.

I'm so sorry to the like one person that followed me before I got into the Toon Patrol weasels that this account has become entirely focused on my self-indulgent AU where the weasels all get pregnant and give birth.

Stupid gave birth very shortly after being rushed to the hospital. #mpreg #pregfur

I'm sorry. This was funnier when I came up with it three weeks ago.

I wanna be surrounded by the weasels while they're pregnant and have them take turns letting me rub their bellies.

Me after knocking up the entire Toon Patrol

Consider: Greasy eating out a very pregnant Smartass

Oh shit it's May-ternity. I should come up with more stuff to draw.

In Which Wheezy Gives Birth Funny. During the entire pregnancy, Wheezy just couldn't wait for the baby to come out so he could smoke again. He was sure something changed while he was giving birth. Somewhere between feeling her h...

I couldn't shake Wheezy having a baby, so here have this tiny ficlet I wrote in like five minutes:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...