FFS

Calumny!

I love this too much. I feel so seen.

He’s still around?

Chuffed to see the first option is Bookshop!

Let’s all be funky babes!

Tha mause had it comin’

That sounds like an alias for an earlier suggestion

You looke deservably prowd

Some Hispanic majority city should try the Pambazo

Derek Guy plus Gonzo mashup

Ha there he said it some were fighting against America

My first thought was wait—on what side?

Dat mobie scary AF

I could never move again without attention water and sewer board and town council and hoa meetings to see how well they were run. Or they could all just kill it on social media and save me the time.

JEDI Justice

I did not know there was a NACWA but I am entirely grateful

Bwahaha

Dadgum!

Sick burn bro

Bold to think their salaries would be similar

I mean not ALWAYS

That Chaz ad way back—that’s Tim Selleck, no? Rather than Burt Reynolds?

That pocket square really pulled the look together.

I want to prefer the larger one, but it seems to make the tie too short and the pants look too high-waisted. Also, you can see a bit of the stripe on the smaller one. I wish it weren't so small.

What?! As a certified museum nerd would totally visit Paris museum of sewers. I mean I've done the catacombs. Ok'd I'd do the catacombs again and again and again.

Pine Cone Wizard!

Holt's PInecone Wizard. He's going to be SO excited!!

www.holtsnutwizard.net/pine-cone-wi...

Yeah we won't need any fresh vegetables and fruits

I'm sorry to report that you have exceeded your daily cuteness quotient. See that it happens again.