Alison Malört

Happy International Women’s Day to all the ladies killin’ it out there 👸🏻

Historians are quite capable of explaining the hellscape that is the US at this particular minute, and its kind of telling that you imagine we won't because it means you haven't been listening or reading

THAT’S MY LAWYER, HIGURUMA HIROMI!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍

HA HA HA BYE BITCH

ASK ABOUT HER PLANS FOR THE AGENCY

ASK HER ABOUT HER FAVORITE PART OF THE JOB

Ah, the Nick Rekieta Rule.

The use of AI to identify targets (without subsequent specific human confirmation) should be considered a war crime.

And by that I don't mean "we should make a rule" I mean that straightforward application of the existing rules would tell you that it is a war crime.

Girl who's into praise kink but also power scaling: but am I a good enough girl to defeat Goku

If it took personal suffering to understand the guy bragging about hurting people is hurting people then you're either incredibly stupid, or you were happy to watch the suffering as long as you were safe. You can't be trusted either way. You chose it 3 times. You're going to choose it again.

Ok, which PWHL team should I root for since Chicago doesn’t have a team (yet)?

I was a big Blackhawks fan about a decade ago. I was part of the very vocal push to stop the misogyny during the Shoot The Puck contest (IYKYK) and to make the Ice Girls' uniforms less objectifying. It sucks to see how misogynistic all the players still are.

Like, they brought out Johnny's two oldest kids. And that gesture is forever tainted by the entire team of men laughing at the president saying how inviting the WOMEN'S hockey team to the WH would be such a burden and drunkenly partying with a man who defended Epstein.

It was nice to feel a little bit of joy about the US men's hockey team for all of an hour. And then they had to go and remind us all that the NHL is filled with some of the most bigoted, misogynistic men in America.

The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...

Here is @aoc.bsky.social thankfully telling everyone exactly what to do to stop a concentration camp from being built where you live.

Please take it to heart and take action.

btw if Canada wants to retaliate by burning the White House down again that's fine

THEY BROUGHT HIS KIDS ON THE ICE TO POSE WITH THEIR DAD’S JERSEY FOR THE TEAM PICTURE, GOODBYE I AM SOBBING

This is for you, Johnny. 🇺🇸🕊️🥇

Do Quinn Hughes’ ghosts get gold medals too?

JACK HUGHES! USA wins gold for the first time since the Miracle on Ice! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Finally found the specific nerve that got pinched (dorsal scapular nerve, hello!) and maaaan, these specific flossing moves have improved the discomfort significantly.

Also, it’s funny/not funny that what caused this was LEGIT almost certainly my intense muscle knots in my shoulders…

I know I just got a 90-minute massage four days ago, but I want another one RIGHTNOW.

A combination of a pinched nerve, a cranky uterus, a lack of sleep, and a dipshit BossMan has me EXHAUSTED and SORE and I may be off the next four days but I want to go to bed NOW.

any MAGAs who are glad Amber missed the podium are about to learn Some Things about Alysa and she is going to enjoy their tears

A humidifier on the sink in front of a bathroom mirror. The combination of small "on" and "full" lights above a wide curved vent make a pleasant smiling face and on the back of the humidifier, which can be seen in the mirror, another wide curved air vent and the two screws holding it together above it make a horrified face.

Me whenever I have to communicate with other human beings #anxiety

And remember:

1. A singular donut is a paczek.

2. PACZKI is pronounced “POHN-chkee,” not “POON-chkee.” If you say it the latter way, my Polish grandmother’s ashes will reassemble and beat you with a wooden spoon.

Photo of a box of twelve pączki — traditional Polish jelly-filled donuts with powdered sugar on top.

HAPPY PĄCZKI DAY TO MY FELLOW POLISH-AMERICANS AYYYYY 🇵🇱🇺🇸

I have a 90-minute massage starting at the exact same time the final two groups for the pairs free skate and this is either the best decision I’ve made or the worst.

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS