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Alison MalΓΆrt

@alisonmalort.bsky.social

Harpy. Millennial Chaos Demon. Chicagoland. Microbiologist. O-negative blood donor. Part-time weeb. Sometimes I run marathons. ALWAYS hungry. BLM. KICK. TERFs not allowed. She/her. πŸ–€πŸ€πŸ’œπŸ©Ά

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This person is probably Big Upset that people are *rightly* calling them out in the quotes for being fucking awful at opsec.

Do you know how people successfully hid Jews from the Nazis? They *kept their fucking mouths shut about how they were hiding Jews from the Nazis.*

21.10.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is, in fact, possible to do wonderful, marvelous, life-saving deeds without putting it online for Magic Internet Points. In this particular case, posting about it will not raise awareness, or educate, or inspire. It will put YOU and THOSE KIDS in even more danger. Congratulations.

21.10.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you helped people hide from ICE, *NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.*

Oh my god, shutting up is gluten free!!! Please do not blast this on social media!!!!!

21.10.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It seems like fucking EVERYONE is struggling in worlds quals (not Japan, tho!), which I guess is fine for a post-Olympic worlds, but fuckin’ YIKES, man.

21.10.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRuin the Friendship” went in a direction i was NOT expecting and made me sad 😭

03.10.2025 11:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MY WEEB HOODIE HAS SHIPPED

SOON I SHALL LOOK LIKE MY FAVORITE DEPRESSED WET CAT OF A HASHIRA

24.09.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What are the names of the U.S. Navy officers carrying out these orders to serially bomb civilian boats that pose no threat to their own vessels, killing everyone aboard? Surely they’ll want to take personal credit for this honorable service and perhaps wear a little campaign medal on their chest.

22.09.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 11770    πŸ” 3301    πŸ’¬ 409    πŸ“Œ 133

Hate kids? Good news!

18.09.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1294    πŸ” 299    πŸ’¬ 73    πŸ“Œ 14

Never stop the ridicule for one second.

18.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2431    πŸ” 427    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 10

This is probably the best Chuck Schumer statement I have ever seen from his office kudos to the intern that swiped his phone while he was taking a leak.

18.09.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Altered "Jason Figured it Out" meme from the good place

Screenshot from The Good Place Season 2.
Panel 1: Jason's Face is replaced with Tucker Carlson, and the caption "I know this sounds Crazy, but I think Trump's Doin' A Fascism."
Panel 2: Michael, to Janet "*Tucker* figured it out? *Tucker*?!"
Panel 3: Michael, to Janet "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."

Altered "Jason Figured it Out" meme from the good place Screenshot from The Good Place Season 2. Panel 1: Jason's Face is replaced with Tucker Carlson, and the caption "I know this sounds Crazy, but I think Trump's Doin' A Fascism." Panel 2: Michael, to Janet "*Tucker* figured it out? *Tucker*?!" Panel 3: Michael, to Janet "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."

I just… what the fuck is even happening

18.09.2025 06:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1498    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9

No one has been more vindicated than normie resistance Dems, women’s marchers and never-Trump Republicans. They were right all along about the threat. The anti-anti-Trump Republicans and reactionary centrists, and the far left β€œit’s always been this bad” folks have been proved wrong over and over.

18.09.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1584    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 56

This is an important time to remember that responsibility is not a zero-sum game β€” recognizing one person’s fault does not necessarily diminish another person’s.

The Trump administration is fascist. And ABC cynically caved and abandoned American values for money. Both are worthy of your contempt.

18.09.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3972    πŸ” 817    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 10

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

18.09.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 40362    πŸ” 9008    πŸ’¬ 895    πŸ“Œ 548

Just talked with my wife, we are cancelling our Disney+ subscription. If you have one, I encourage you to do the same.

18.09.2025 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6682    πŸ” 1320    πŸ’¬ 477    πŸ“Œ 126
Submit a request – ABC

Let ABC know how you feel about their bowing to the thugs in power and cancelling Jimmy Kimmel's show: support.abc.com/hc/en-us/req...

18.09.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1832    πŸ” 1017    πŸ’¬ 187    πŸ“Œ 111

Vic also continued to warmly welcome a fan onto his Twitch live streams for well over a year, greeting him by name and calling him a friend, despite knowing that said fan threatened to bury two of Vic's accusers alive. Vic seems very okay with murder when it's against people he doesn't like.

17.09.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Vic is out here saying "murder is bad" and pretending that he didn't admit to his side chick that he wanted to have @marzgurl.com killed because he blamed her for how badly he fucked up his own life.

17.09.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgraced sex pest former voice actor Vic Mignogna is currently live on Noted Dipshit Alex Stein's "show" pretending he's not a Republican and laughing at Jimmy Kimmel.

Vic. You fucking moron. YOU GOT FIRED SIX FUCKING YEARS AGO. FROM EVERYWHERE. BECAUSE YOU'RE A CREEPY, HANDSY LOSER.

17.09.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A free and democratic society cannot silence comedians because the President doesn’t like what they say.

This is an attack on free speech and cannot be allowed to stand.

All elected officials need to speak up and push back on this undemocratic act.

17.09.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 61447    πŸ” 17813    πŸ’¬ 1781    πŸ“Œ 723

The remarks weren’t β€œabout Charlie Kirk,” they were about how this administration is using Kirk’s death as an excuse to shut down critics … and they responded by proving him completely correct.

17.09.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 15564    πŸ” 5572    πŸ’¬ 263    πŸ“Œ 124

Call me radical, but I think we *don't* need to have polite chats with racists who are spewing conspiracy theories that keep motivating white supremacists to massacre our fellow citizens, and we *don't* need to have bipartisan deals with fascists trying to destroy our democracy and our government.

17.09.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5089    πŸ” 1201    πŸ’¬ 112    πŸ“Œ 50

Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.

17.09.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7969    πŸ” 1678    πŸ’¬ 157    πŸ“Œ 33
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Saw the Demon Slayer movie today for the second time and lemme just tell y’all HOW MUCH I LOVE WATER HASHIRA TOMIOKA GIYUU, LOVE OF MY LIFE!!!!

16.09.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On the plus side, a bunch of people on the left who have not yet grasped it are about to viscerally understand why some of us, despite despising bigots to our very core, keep insisting that allowing the government to prosecute "hate speech" would be a bad idea.

16.09.2025 12:04 β€” πŸ‘ 566    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 10
Colin Wright 
@SwipeWright
X.com

Convincing my left-wing former close friends on
Facebook that Charlie Kirk wasn't a Nazi or a
fascist is completely futile because I can't even
convince them that I'M not a Nazi or a fascist, and
many have known me since early grade school.
1:20 PM β€’ 9/15/25 β€’ 850K Views

Colin Wright @SwipeWright X.com Convincing my left-wing former close friends on Facebook that Charlie Kirk wasn't a Nazi or a fascist is completely futile because I can't even convince them that I'M not a Nazi or a fascist, and many have known me since early grade school. 1:20 PM β€’ 9/15/25 β€’ 850K Views

truly one of the most unintentionally funny things i've ever seen someone post online about themself

16.09.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12252    πŸ” 2174    πŸ’¬ 225    πŸ“Œ 150

Many people have been saying they’re discovering a lot of their old Facebook friends are CK supporters, but I’m having the opposite β€” a LOT of my former high school classmates, PARTICULARLY the *white women*, are sharing how he was a BIGOT and they will not mourn. I am pleasantly surprised!

14.09.2025 08:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm seeing some people post this and not realize this is PART of the radicalization. Building an audience from reasonable sounding videos and converting them into the pipeline. Weiss is doing this now as I get The Free Press ads about things like "low tech parenting" and workout fads.

13.09.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1871    πŸ” 643    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 25

I have written and deleted a lot of posts but I keep thinking about how the brutal assassination of Minnesota State senator Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark, and their beloved dog Gilbert in June did not prompt this same level of calls for empathy, sympathy, and flags at half-mast.

13.09.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 26983    πŸ” 6589    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 225
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The national gaslighting about Charlie Kirk Another pattern of censorship that only hurts the leftβ€”and emboldens political violence.

Since Charlie Kirk was fatally shot, people on the left have been censored, punished, and targeted with more violence for telling the truth about Kirk's legacy. The cycle continues: mainstream whitewashing of violence begets more violence and the victims are blamed.
spitfirenews.com/p/the-nation...

12.09.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6354    πŸ” 2056    πŸ’¬ 171    πŸ“Œ 103

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