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CEO of Amusement Studios. Pink Wiggle. Crackhead at base. Inconspicuous Slutbag. They/Them https://linktr.ee/toycomet @ephemeralg0d.bsky.social partner in crime

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ebi the brown rat, miso the cream rat and ponzu the black rat laying sleepily together in a hammock. Ponzu is being used as a pillow by the other two

ebi the brown rat, miso the cream rat and ponzu the black rat laying sleepily together in a hammock. Ponzu is being used as a pillow by the other two

ebi the brown rat, miso the cream rat and ponzu the black rat laying sleepily together in a hammock. Ponzu is being used as a pillow by the other two and ebi has one arm stretched out in a big yawn

ebi the brown rat, miso the cream rat and ponzu the black rat laying sleepily together in a hammock. Ponzu is being used as a pillow by the other two and ebi has one arm stretched out in a big yawn

squarshed by mine two huge sisters

10.06.2025 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 439    πŸ” 63    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 3
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I am laughing.

14.01.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 492    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 1

i got a shirt that says "Warning: Objects in mirror may be more Sarcastic than they appear" so i can ball it up & nut in it about 4000 times

03.01.2025 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 4428    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 3
Trade offer meme template with Halley in the center smirking with their hands folded together. Text reads "TRADE OFFER: I receive: gay sex. You receive: gay sex."

Trade offer meme template with Halley in the center smirking with their hands folded together. Text reads "TRADE OFFER: I receive: gay sex. You receive: gay sex."

11.12.2024 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thou shalt not blame a healthcare CEO’s murder on *checks notes* the video game β€œAmong Us.”

11.12.2024 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3674    πŸ” 288    πŸ’¬ 95    πŸ“Œ 11
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time of year

10.12.2024 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2496    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 7
An amongus spaceman handing luigi a silenced gun, aaying β€œi think we’re gonna have to kill this guy luigi”

An amongus spaceman handing luigi a silenced gun, aaying β€œi think we’re gonna have to kill this guy luigi”

I hate that i cant text anyone terminally internet brained enough to get this

11.12.2024 00:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6770    πŸ” 680    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 17
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"What are the Mario Bros views on the UHC ceo being killed?" Mario says: While Brian Thompson wasn't the best, vigilante justice is wrong. Luigi says: Deny. Defend. Depose.

"What are the Mario Bros views on the UHC ceo being killed?" Mario says: While Brian Thompson wasn't the best, vigilante justice is wrong. Luigi says: Deny. Defend. Depose.

havent seen anyone do this yet

10.12.2024 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
This image of the Horsehead Nebula from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope focuses on a portion of the horse’s β€œmane.” It was taken with Webb’s MIRI (Mid-Infrared Instrument). Mid-infrared light captures the glow of substances like dusty silicates and soot-like molecules called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. In this image, blue represents light at wavelengths of 5.6, 7.7, and 10 microns; green is 11, 12, and 15 microns; and red is 18, 21, and 25 microns.
NASA, ESA, CSA, K. Misselt (University of Arizona) and A. Abergel (IAS/University Paris-Saclay, CNRS)

This image of the Horsehead Nebula from NASA’s James Webb Space Telescope focuses on a portion of the horse’s β€œmane.” It was taken with Webb’s MIRI (Mid-Infrared Instrument). Mid-infrared light captures the glow of substances like dusty silicates and soot-like molecules called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. In this image, blue represents light at wavelengths of 5.6, 7.7, and 10 microns; green is 11, 12, and 15 microns; and red is 18, 21, and 25 microns. NASA, ESA, CSA, K. Misselt (University of Arizona) and A. Abergel (IAS/University Paris-Saclay, CNRS)

Horsehead Nebula (MIRI)

Credit:NASA

04.12.2024 09:37 β€” πŸ‘ 766    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

so many people seem to buy things with the primary intent of selling them later to which I say then why go through the stress of owning it at all? you are not a museum, objects are not eternal.

04.12.2024 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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personally im chocolate peppermint or chocolate oranges

04.12.2024 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says " the wiggle " ALT: a group of people are dancing in front of a sign that says " the wiggle "

okay politics time ove.r its back to Wigglesmania!!!

04.12.2024 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

young leftist online will say β€œpunch a nazi” then turn around and make a beware post about a queer person who makes β€œdegenerate art”

01.12.2024 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2014    πŸ” 722    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 11

WHY DO THEY KEEP INVADING OUR SPACES πŸ’€πŸ’€

04.12.2024 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

fucking adobe making me pay for new genders

04.12.2024 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i do not subscribe to gender ideology. i pirate it

04.12.2024 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

justifying your emotions with half baked "morality" is what reactionaries do. you can hate something with your whole damn heart and acknowledge it doesnt deserve death threats.

04.12.2024 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

abusers CHOOSE to abuse people. people are in control of their own actions, but not their emotions. ppl scapegoat sexual minorities bcz they want easy answers and it makes them feel icky anyways. its okay to feel icky about BDSM, but not to harrass ppl over it

04.12.2024 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯Ή

04.12.2024 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

people like to think just cuz you're into BDSM or anything "weird" you'll automatically and uncontrollably abuse people.. Uh actually abusers are abusers bcz they suck and are evil people and giving them a scapegoat is wrong.

04.12.2024 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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it me :)

03.12.2024 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a purple shirt with his mouth open ALT: a man in a purple shirt with his mouth open
03.12.2024 13:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HOT POTATO HOT POTATO HOT POTATO πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

03.12.2024 13:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜” thank you

03.12.2024 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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