J. Michael Mull

he should be jailed without due process for that outfit

the plural to Jeff is Jeves

...and if your ChatGPT told you to jump off a bridge, would you?!?

list of companies owned by Nestlé Coffee & Beverages: Nescafé Nespresso Starbucks at Home Perrier, S.Pellegrino, Acqua Panna, and Vittel: Mineral water brands. Milo: A popular malted powder drink. Coffee-Mate: Non-dairy creamers. Nesquik: A brand for chocolate milk mix and other chocolate-flavored products. Blue Bottle Coffee: A specialty coffee company. Pet Care: Nestlé Purina PetCare: This is a major subsidiary that produces a wide range of pet food and products. Brands under Purina include: Friskies Felix Purina ONE Purina Pro Plan Alpo Fancy Feast Dog Chow Cat Chow Chocolates, Confectionery & Ice Cream: KitKat: A popular chocolate-covered wafer bar (licensed to Hershey's in the U.S.). Aero: A bubbly chocolate bar. Smarties: Candy-coated chocolate sweets. Häagen-Dazs, Mövenpick, and Dreyer's: Ice cream brands. Toll House: Brand for chocolate chips and other baking products. Quality Street: A selection of chocolates and sweets. Cailler: One of Switzerland's oldest chocolate brands. Culinary & Frozen Foods: Maggi: Known for seasonings, instant soups, and noodles. DiGiorno: Frozen pizzas. Stouffer's: Frozen entrées and side dishes, including the Lean Cuisine line. Hot Pockets: Microwaveable turnovers. Buitoni: Pasta, sauces, and other Italian food products. Garden Gourmet: Plant-based food products. Infant Nutrition & Health Science: Gerber: A major brand for baby food and baby products. Boost: Nutritional drinks. Vital Proteins: Collagen products and supplements. Solgar: Vitamins and supplements. Nature's Bounty: A line of vitamins and supplements (acquired through The Bountiful Company). Cereals: Cheerios (in many markets outside the U.S. and Canada, through a joint venture with General Mills). Shredded Wheat Lion Cereal Nestlé also holds a significant minority stake in the cosmetics company L'Oréal, which in turn owns brands such as Lancôme, Garnier, and Maybelline.

Greed Month Deplorable, Day 6: Nestlé
As one of the most unethical companies on the planet, they drain water from drought zones, push formula over breastfeeding in unsafe regions, using child labor in cocoa farms, and basically trash the planet. Their legacy is exploitation wrapped in shiny plastic

Told Tim Cook to get fucked via email.
Will he read it?
No.
Do I care?
Not really

he'd be all in on RFKjr

It’s almost too embarrassing to admit, but all I’ll say is They're Gr-r-reat!

strolling through the store, a box of cereal in one hand and a giant bottle of Lubriderm in the other, feeling like the world's most awkward pervert

Her: I love your copper brown hair. is it natural?
Me: that depends if you consider sun damage natural

when Crate & Barrel Kids send an email, it feels less like branded communication and more like a decisive statement of intent

Andy King, an event producer who worked on the festival was asked by Billy McFarland is he'd suck dick of a meter of the Bahamian government in order to restore water to the festival.

Greed Month Deplorables, Day 5: Billy McFarland & Ja Rule
the ringleaders of a premeditated scam also known as the Fyre Festival was driven by an insatiable desire for quick cash above all. These two deceived every one involved making the festival a textbook example of how greed trumps integrity.

oh, there was a grammatical error in my last post. Babe, I'm like a terrible figure skater, I don't go backwards

and then asking why people aren't having children

Future Theoretical Grandchild: Grandpa, what was covid like?
Me: Well, I couldn’t find bucatini for like line an entire year. You could get regular ass spaghetti and even that fucking angel hair bullshit out the wazoo
Future Theoretical Husband: WHO GOT HIM STARTED ON THE FUCKING BUCATINI AGAIN!

the Sydney Sweeney viral marketing has been such a success for right wing grifters, they plan on having Jesus sell carpenters jeans

I’ll add it to my to do list

Sorry, but I have not experienced the complete oeuvre of one Laura Jeanne Poon

Little Red Riding Hood walking around your house like it’s an Ikea showroom

Jane Doe would be a lovely name for a deer, a female deer

more like President Run-On-Sentence AMIRITE?!?

(sorry to get political)

a video of me vs 20 toddlers arguing about when is it bedtime

right now, I'd say it's more of a blowhobby than a job

a man in a suit and tie is walking down a hallway towards a counter . Alt: middle manager standing in the way of employee who simple walks around him and ignores the manager

Greed Month Deplorable, Day 4: Mid-level Time Thieves
bogging down teams with pointless meetings and micro-management, all to look busy, while the real work rots on the vine. They are a parasitic class, thriving on the productivity they actively obstruct. Their total existence could've been an email

it was a nice surprise

I had money in a checking account I let go dormant that I recovered from the comptroller's office website

A child holding a huge box of Eggos in a walk-in freezer.

"For the love of God, Montresor!"

alright, time to fire up the ol' limewire

is the new Project Runway worth the effort for me to pirate?

How many internet cool points do I need to trade in for a sticky hand and some jolly ranchers?

I genuinely have not been inside an American Eagle since middle school. It’s one of those things I thought all society was on board with but I guess not