4th wave emo survivor

as a very low info voter for this cycle does anyone want to tell me who to vote for in the Durham mayoral and city council primaries. I have some tentative choices but have to admit I barely know what’s going on rn.

Great things going on at the Durham Wikipedia page

I honestly should have suspected something was afoot because who puts a garbage loader on a bagel delivery truck

This morning my 2 year old combined two boxes to make a “garbage truck” she was driving around (one was the lift, natch) then she told me actually it was a bagel delivery truck and told me to take a bagel and when I did she revealed I had actually eaten a bagel out of the garbage!!!!!!!

I couldn’t have written something better in parody

*private equity shoots claires* I can’t believe the woke left would do this

This Claire’s closing notice I saw on Reddit this morning is so incredible

We’re so fucking back

Mike don’t threaten me with a good time

Soderbergh’s ghost movie from the perspective of the ghost. Really cool camera work and long shots but can’t say it was very interesting otherwise.

Movie poster for “spree”

Aspiring live streamer/ride share driver found footage about trying to go viral. Loved it. This was great.

Movie poster for “Megan is missing”

Mediocre tubi found footage. Nothing really to add here.

Movie poster for “who invited them”

Home invasion adjacent but not really a home invasion movie. Despite the letterboxd reviews are full of people like “watch ‘speak no evil’ or ‘funny games’ instead of this, they’re the better version” bro did we watch the same movie

Movie poster for “salems lot”

watched the most recent adaption of “salems lot” on a plane, and despite having a major vampire interest merely it’s really mid. they should have given it to mike Flanagan.

starting my thread of ~ 👻 ~ 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝖘𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖔𝖓 ~ 🎃~ watches for the year

it must be crazy to be in an age gap relationship where you have to explain rancid to another adult. Thank god that’s not me.

took our daughter out to dinner at a bar where they’re playing “…and out come the wolves”, another victory for my husband

"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that

i actually prefer it when the mods actively hate the user base and vice versa, that’s how every great message board worked for years and i think we should give it a whirl

a certain kind of mentally ill woman (me and Taylor swift) understand the appeal of fixing a cuyahoga county man

You have to forgive Taylor she’s been ensnared by the horrific trap of loving a man from northeast Ohio

Between this, the epstein list, obsession with trans kids playing sports, & neverending conspiracy theories about what's going on in schoolsin general, you realize that the primary concern of the Republican party and its supporters is their deep desire to abuse children

I updated my phone to the newest version of iOS which I think has done something to the keyboard or the autocorrect to result in me making like 10x as many spelling mistakes. Or my severe COVID brain damage is finally revealing itself. Impossible to tell.

The promotions and tenure committee in any academic department can be thought of as basically the opposite of a union, where your coworkers work together to potentially get you fired

The proliferation of online disinformation targeted at women, which falsely claims that the most effective forms of woman-controlled contraception are dangerous, is an underrated part of the right’s weaponization of epistemic collapse.

this is the only holiday content I want to see

I do agree that New York City gas stoves are poorly regulated. we need jackbooted EPA troops going door to door ripping those things out by force, and replacing them with induction. (throw in some free pans if you don't have the right ones)

Radical ties get you suspended at #UNC Chapel Hill—unless they’re to the Confederacy, in which case they get you $2.5 million to build a shrine to a secessionist monument.
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#academicsky

It’s crazy living in a time when so many adult me are out in public saying they need like a 12 step program for yanking on their dick. Are you 12 bro.

If a young person today was time traveled back to my youth the amount of dead prez they’d be listening to at parties combined with sparks black would kill them instantly