4th wave emo survivor

Men think they were meant to live in the Roman Empire until they’re getting conscripted into open-ended territorial wars by pedophiles

feeling compelled to post this new yorker reject from years ago, for some reason

looking very dewy sir

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

Nordstrom sells it too outside of whatever financial scheme the company has going on, I think.

Savage x fenty? ASOS?

The essential millennial experience of your toddler saying she should be able to have whole grapes because grandma gave them to her without cutting them

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

They bombed a girls' elementary school from the mainland pedophilia palace.

Insane to just advertise being this stupid on your huge idiot advertisement (owning a cybertruck)

Everyone loving the nyc snow shoveling jobs proves a candidate promoting a public works program would do fdr numbers. Because that’s why they were fdr numbers

Roadkill is free

Facebook is so good at reminding me every year of the anniversary of the Bernie rally I went to in Houston in Feb 2020 aka one of the last normal events that happened to me before everything went off the rails

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

Al Franken was forced to resign over a tasteless photo, while Tony Gonzales is being defended by the Speaker of the House after he was caught sexually harassing his staffer until she killed herself. Both parties are not the same.

Al Franken was forced to resign because he was accused of sexual harassment by nine different women and it continues to be disgusting how libs do the "oh so you can't make plans with friends" meme over it because he had slightly better politics than the average Democrat

Florida had a case of massive, massive Medicare fraud and they made the perpetrator the governor and then, later, a US senator.

Remember, john roberts' logic for weakening the medicaid expansion was that it was "too coercive" to give the states money to pay for medicaid. bsky.app/profile/apne...

They put a romanburger in MoMA

josh barro: The appeals to "the science" to support youth gender medicine were thin as hell, which is why the medical societies are backing away, and it was reckless to burn their credibility here when they needed it for things like vaccines that do have strong scientific backing

there's so much elite media denial that it was the exact same group of people promoting vaccine denial as were promoting the trans panic. reading tweets like this or singal's ny times op-ed, you'd think they were two separate and opposed groups.

as someone who has never lived in a capital c Cultural Capital it’s such a thrill to go to a big city art museum and see where they keep the famous stuff

imagine seeing a turtle this big. I’d lose my shit.

honestly shocking that no one has asked JD Vance why he looks exactly like clown based serial killer John Wayne Gacy

This is like if 2/3 of the people in Wyoming fled the state.

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

I am starting to perhaps……. maybe…….. possibly………. wonder if the MAGA movement may not care about women’s sports as much as they claimed in the run-up to the 2024 election……… will need to conduct further research

Exactly like one silicon valley group chat with 37 members has ruined our entire society

I’m posting for like 10 people that can understand a complex web of cultural references and no one else

it’s so crazy when people say bluesky doesn’t matter because not enough people use it like have you really not had a private livejournal community with like 200 active members drive the direction your entire life?