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3 goat bros living their best life in a mall while dealing with the annoyances of modern living. Created by Jack Cusumano. Watch: https://youtube.com/@broatsshorts Merch: https://broats.bigcartel.com/products Patreon: https://patreon.com/broatsshorts

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Also if you’re happy about getting a Switch 2 edition of Goat Simulator 3, you should thank me for commenting on many of their YouTube videos that they should do a Switch 2 edition

That’s the reason they made one

07.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well if that’s true, how do you explain this?? πŸ€” 🧐

Checkmate, haters

07.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My most viewed YouTube video of all time is this one about how to be Chad in Goat Simulator 3, but the majority of the comments are from haters saying that it’s just the built-in fur dyeing feature and I’m making it up and the devs have no idea who I am.

07.02.2026 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Lava Is Lava Animatic Preview | Broats Get more from Broats on Patreon

It’s done! The animatic for the next short, that is.

Chad Tier members of the Patreon can watch a sneak peek clip from it now!

06.02.2026 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Broats is animated in Adobe Animate πŸ₯²

03.02.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else having a really hard time getting in the headspace to make art lately?

My goal is to make my dumb show to give people a little bright spot in this hell world for a couple minutes, but it’s been tough to motivate myself lately.

Still, the next short is slowly starting to take shape.

02.02.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Double Dare Bear 2
YouTube video by Broats Double Dare Bear 2

The latest Broats episode is out! The epic conclusion to Double Dare Bear!

Want some #indieanimation inspired by the golden era tunes of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon? Check it out!

11.01.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I enjoyed watching a new Broats short, Double Dare Bear 2, and I'm proud to be a supporter for their Patreon feed this month in January (for my birthday month this month in January)! πŸ˜€

(@broats.bsky.social)

#BroatsShorts #Broats

11.01.2026 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watched some cool indie animation last night with @veveisme.bsky.social πŸ‘πŸ»βœ¨

@waebakstudios.bsky.social
@broats.bsky.social

11.01.2026 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Totally! Thanks for coming!

10.01.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Also thanks to @mutantastronaut.bsky.social for sharing the latest Failing Upward ep! Love working with fellow indie creators to build a community!

10.01.2026 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thanks so much to everyone who came out to watch the new episode at Timeout Tea Club!

So fun watching it in person with a real crowd to react to the jokes! Got to meet new people and chat about animation!

Hope to do more of this in the future πŸ§‹

10.01.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Rosalina and Nabbit, I think

08.01.2026 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If you’re attending the β€œDouble Dare Bear 2” premiere tomorrow at 6 at Timeout Tea Club, you’ll also be treated to a special guest screening of the latest episode of Failing Upward with @mutantastronaut.bsky.social

Come support indie animation, meet up with likeminded friends, and enjoy someπŸ§‹

08.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come hang out with me and watch the newest episode of Failing Upward on a nice, big screen! Rare merch avail!

Thanks @broats.bsky.social for organizing this awesome event!

#indieanimation #animationscreening #failingupward #broats

08.01.2026 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Technically it might be the shiny version

04.01.2026 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of the Pokemon Chi-Yu

An image of the Pokemon Chi-Yu

That’s the Pokemon Chi-Yu

04.01.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Amazing Thad mii made in Miitopia by Broats fan Crouton:

04.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Come to the free official premiere screening event for Double Dare Bear 2! Grab some free posters and stickers while you’re there, and enjoy a tasty boba tea πŸ§‹

03.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what’s this about?

26.12.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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We made it to 7k before the new year!

26.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Give us the gift of 7k subscribers for Christmas

25.12.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Put this on the TV at your family holiday gathering:

25.12.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nice

22.12.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Double Dare Bear 2 | Broats Get more from Broats on Patreon

Chad Tier members of the Broats Patreon can watch Double Dare Bear 2 early on Christmas 🎁

20.12.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We are looking down at Goofy as he cowers away from Mickey, whose shadow we can see at the bottom of the composition. Behind Goofy is a giant hole with a turbine inside, around the hole is the label "Slop Blender". Goofy, scared, says "N-now Mick, wait--it doesn't have to be like this!!"

We are looking down at Goofy as he cowers away from Mickey, whose shadow we can see at the bottom of the composition. Behind Goofy is a giant hole with a turbine inside, around the hole is the label "Slop Blender". Goofy, scared, says "N-now Mick, wait--it doesn't have to be like this!!"

Goofy, standing in front of the slop blender, hat in hands, makes an impassioned plea:

"think of all the work, 
toil, dedication, creativity, 
skill, passion, blood, sweat, tears, 
walk outs, pickets, strikes, sleepless 
nights, crumpled sketches, screaming 
matches, ambitions, inspiration, 
collaboration--

the insane and beautiful 
notion that people can communicate 
and work in tandem with such care and 
precision that they pull entire worlds 
from the ether and share them with 
their fellow human.

every little scrap of humanity 
that defines our existence.

The Future generations
of kids who dream that one day
they, too, might dedicate
their lives to leaving their
mark on this storied craft.

do ya really want all that 
ground into slop, mick?


for nothin'?"

Goofy, standing in front of the slop blender, hat in hands, makes an impassioned plea: "think of all the work, toil, dedication, creativity, skill, passion, blood, sweat, tears, walk outs, pickets, strikes, sleepless nights, crumpled sketches, screaming matches, ambitions, inspiration, collaboration-- the insane and beautiful notion that people can communicate and work in tandem with such care and precision that they pull entire worlds from the ether and share them with their fellow human. every little scrap of humanity that defines our existence. The Future generations of kids who dream that one day they, too, might dedicate their lives to leaving their mark on this storied craft. do ya really want all that ground into slop, mick? for nothin'?"

Micky holding a gun and wearing a trench coat in a tunnel with dramatic lighting, smiles while tears stream down his face. Mickey says in response to the previous panel, "Sorry, Goof, the boss thinks this might generate shareholder value, ha-hah! Now get in the slop blender."

Micky holding a gun and wearing a trench coat in a tunnel with dramatic lighting, smiles while tears stream down his face. Mickey says in response to the previous panel, "Sorry, Goof, the boss thinks this might generate shareholder value, ha-hah! Now get in the slop blender."

Bonus extended cut which is not funnier but I made it, so

20.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 812    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 2

Congrats! Been trying to get one for years myself

20.12.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think we’re gonna hit 7k before the new year

19.12.2025 23:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The new Patreon stickers are here! Join the Broats Patreon at the Chad tier or above to score a rare Golden Reggie!

patreon.com/c/broatsshorts

15.12.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A typed response with a background of different shades of red and titled "The Canadian Animation Guild" The main text reads: "In a time of record low film & animation work being greenlit worldwide, the Canadian Animation Guild - IATSE Local 938 is deeply concerned about Walt Disney’s decision to invest $1 billion USD into OpenAI, and feeding its generative models with hundreds of hours’ worth of artists’ labour. 

The financial reality, and the unpopularity of OpenAI among artists and the public makes it clear: there is no pot of gold to be found at the end of this investment hype cycle. The true path to sustainable economic growth in the entertainment industry remains today what it has always been: to invest in the human talent to create lasting stories that inspire future generations. It’s the skill and passion of thousands of regular people – not corporate executives or tech financiers – that have built the entertainment industry. It is them, and them alone, that will rebuild it.

Our union will continue to organize for an animation industry whose workers are rightfully recognized as the indispensable engine of artistic creation.

CAG 938 Executive Board"

A typed response with a background of different shades of red and titled "The Canadian Animation Guild" The main text reads: "In a time of record low film & animation work being greenlit worldwide, the Canadian Animation Guild - IATSE Local 938 is deeply concerned about Walt Disney’s decision to invest $1 billion USD into OpenAI, and feeding its generative models with hundreds of hours’ worth of artists’ labour. The financial reality, and the unpopularity of OpenAI among artists and the public makes it clear: there is no pot of gold to be found at the end of this investment hype cycle. The true path to sustainable economic growth in the entertainment industry remains today what it has always been: to invest in the human talent to create lasting stories that inspire future generations. It’s the skill and passion of thousands of regular people – not corporate executives or tech financiers – that have built the entertainment industry. It is them, and them alone, that will rebuild it. Our union will continue to organize for an animation industry whose workers are rightfully recognized as the indispensable engine of artistic creation. CAG 938 Executive Board"

A Statement from The CAG 938 Board about the recent Walt Disney AI deal βœŠπŸ”΄

13.12.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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