Chris Jackson

You can say amazing things if you know that the follow-up question will be "wow."

(Smith didn't plant anything at Mar-a-Lago because he was hired months after it was searched.)

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All the Nazis seeing their Nazi chats get exposed

I’ve replied “STOP” over six times today.

He really put a "but I'm different" in his eulogy. What a mind.

I really hope I don’t have a narcissistic sociopath speak at my memorial.

This is during the same meeting where he’s talking about giving a $20B bailout to Argentina because their president is a Trump fanboy.

a real water is wet scenario here

Craig Biggio ties that game 100 times out of 100

It’s easy to say someone should take an 85 mph pitch off the thigh but come on man you have to there

dear me

A comparative breakdown of professional wrestling legend Bruno Sammartino and all around piece of shit Christopher Columbus

It’s fun to imagine the media coverage if Joe Biden was caught on a hot mic talking about setting up meetings between world leaders and Hunter.

Obamacare was designed to fail, which is why we’ve been attempting to repeal and/or sabotage it for the better part of two decades now.

The idea that there are activists and citizens who attend protests because it’s what they believe in is completely foreign to them. If it isn’t a personal grift, they don’t understand the motivation.

Jack Smith was appointed special counsel more than two months after the Mar-a-Lago raid.

Trump is pulling a reverse Scrooge (visited by three ghosts, realized he’s already going to Hell, doubling down on being a bastard).

A friend ran the Chicago marathon today and said he couldn’t count the number of FUCK ICE signs along the way.

ICE is a domestic terrorist organization.

woof

I’m deleting Hinge

hey @jaketapper.bsky.social the President doesn’t remember who was in office on January 6 I promise to buy your upcoming book if you report on this

These idiots are why your electricity bill has tripled and we won’t have the Great Lakes in 30 years.

Astros fans would tell anybody that Kyle Tucker and October are not the best of friends

Stag’s Leap Cabernet

Cam Smith is having a better October on a beach somewhere

Sol Rodríguez please run me over with a Mack truck

a few good men but make it a few small beers

woke up from a nap in a frenzy