Chris Jackson

cinema

The feeling I had when this guy showed up

women only want men to do one thing

all time quote

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and I found what’s going on my tombstone

jump scare

Indistinguishable from a wax statute that’s suffered a stroke

in hindsight it was a mistake to elect the biggest sociopath this country ever produced President

It would be pretty cool if we had a media that asked Trump how Iran could be two weeks away from a nuclear weapon (said after the strikes) if their nuclear capabilities were totally obliterated (said five days earlier at his State of the Union).

mission accomplished ass

Trump has successfully built a time machine to 2006

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

“We weren’t lost any soldiers.” Weird how wars don’t end after 24 hours.

Watch how this is covered compared to the U.S. casualties resulting from the Afghanistan withdrawal under Biden.

thisfuckinguy

Trump turning on Fox News for Iran War coverage

House Republicans: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ENDING THE FOREVER WAR THAT IRAN HAS WAGED AGAINST AMERICA FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS

Thank you to the president for ending a war by starting a war. Very few have tried this One Weird Trick.

“Everyone is 12” theory remains undefeated

it works on any ayatollah

Fox News for the next few months

Just say you support war with Iran. It’ll save time.

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

They have billions for forever wars and funding secret police to disappear citizens and gaudy ballrooms and tax cuts for the rich but never a dime for healthcare or to feed the poor.

It really can’t be said enough that the President of the United States is starting another forever war to distract from the fact that he fucked kids.

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

Man this guy nailed it

The greatest democracy the world has ever seen committed global suicide by electing a racist pedophile sundowning game show host as President.

Remember: Donald Trump created this crisis. He walked away from the Iran nuclear deal that was working, promising a "better deal." He didn't deliver. He escalated, abandoned real diplomacy, and has now led us into a conflict that puts us all at risk.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

Man, if we still had a Congress they would be PISSED about this.

Obama signed a peace deal. It was working extremely well.

Trump ripped it up and started a war instead.

this motherfucker really quoted Lord Farquaad

oh rly

Calling this the Epstein War.

This is not the behavior of a FIFA Peace Prize award winner.

Waking up to us going to war with Iran. It’s so fucking stupid Donald Trump is President. What the fuck are we doing