Chris Jackson

It’s like every time I reply “stop” I get put on two other lists as punishment

STOP

Democratic fundraising texts since Tuesday

Every day this imbecile says or does something that would have been an administration-defining scandal for any other President.

How is he the only one who doesn’t get this yet

Trump voters should have to get “Fell For It Again” tattooed onto their foreheads.

Lots of crazy stuff happening in the world right now. It’s important to take a step back and remind yourself that the President is a pedophile.

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Kristi Noem checking her unread texts

The cackle I just let out in my office

Disgraced Kristi Noem will go down in history as a bigoted cabinet member who oversaw the killing of Americans and the terrorizing of our communities.

Noem wasn’t fired for defending the murder of two American citizens but was immediately thrown overboard after embarrassing Dear Leader in front of Congress.

Texas has millions of decent, kind and empathetic people in it, like I’m sure you feel about your fellow citizens. If you don’t want me lumping the entire population of your state into “well who elected them” then you shouldn’t do it to mine.

Your brain is completely cooked. I would say you should touch grass but I’m afraid of what you would do if released to nature.

lmao

Please look at who you’re responding to before the rage virus sends your next post.

If you hate Texas based on this logic I assume you’ve already moved out of the country?

Trump inherited two great economies and punched himself straight in the dick both times.

Texas is fucking awesome. Our elected leaders suck shit but the real people, the food, the land, the music and melting pot of cultures all exhibit the America I want to live in.

i think i can confidently say i know a little bit more the texas electorate than people who live on the East Coast

I think Talarico being the nominee will make otherwise fervent MAGA supporters more pragmatic about the real possibility of losing the seat.

It’s been weeks since I’ve seen that racist goblin Stephen Miller and I physically recoiled when he popped up on my timeline.

The male loneliness epidemic is entirely self-inflicted and primarily on the right. If you’re a progressive, the bar you have to clear to be a viable dating candidate is literally in Hell. It’s the layup of all layups.

Livia Soprano might be the worst character in the history of television

God what a fucking asshole

Pure godless evil.

Conservative men should be kept in a cage and studied like zoo animals.

Matt I thought it happened for a split second

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True Detective meets the DC Universe. This looks fantastic.