Chris Jackson

The fact we got so much at the deadline and the only real piece we lost was Ryan Gusto is a masterclass.

the Phillie Phanatic atop his mobile hot dog cannon

retrofitting this for sub sandwiches in the fight against tyranny

who are these people

looking at fantasy football rankings for the first time this year

it's pretty frustrating how republicans can just spew endless lies about city life with zero repercussions but the moment a dem disparages a pickup truck it's open season

we made it

when I remember at least we get Alien: Earth tomorrow

That Josh Brolin exclamation had my theater guffawing.

If Joe Biden confused Alaska with Russia twice in a fifteen minute span Jake Tapper would have personally stormed the White House to invoke the 25th Amendment.

Just the stupidest, most thoughtless asshole we’ve ever produced as a country and we elected him President. Twice.

Im doing it. I’m thinking about it right now.

Trump’s ears perked up when Pirro mentioned touching teenagers.

The thing about Trump mobilizing the National Guard in D.C. is that he’s repeatedly mentioned in the Epstein Files and is almost certainly a pedophile.

Replacing the Reichstag Fire with the Big Balls Incident definitely tracks with how stupid everything is now.

As Trump bleats about D.C. crime Democrats should be on every news channel reminding everyone he’s a literal convicted felon and on his first day in office released thousands of J6 criminals back into our streets. Then demand the release of the Epstein Files.

Wild that he's still bragging about being able to draw a clock in 2018

the president is deploying the National Guard in DC to investigate him being a child sex trafficker do I have that right

One of the best movies of the year

This new third baseman for the Astros is pretty good.

Democrats faked the Epstein files but also added in a lot of Democrats just to cover their tracks.

same

hell yeah Liza

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

I also have psychotic breakdowns intermittently at work. Extremely relatable.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

You didn’t answer the question. Are you ready for fuck

One of the best human beings in the game.

Koko

but it might work for us

Yankees fans booing Jose Altuve

He’s only obsessed with getting a Nobel Peace Prize because Obama got one first.

Green Dildo Coin. An amount spent on masked thugs and themed concentration camps that could house and feed every homeless person in America. Cage fights on a paved-over White House lawn. It really all boils down to losers who want to replace our society with a different one that just fucking sucks.