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Chris Jackson

@chriscjackson.bsky.social

Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast. πŸ“ Houston

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No one has asked Trump why the Iran Nuclear Deal was so terrible that U.S. soldiers had to die because he pulled out of it and it’s really starting to piss me off.

02.03.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry a WHAT?

02.03.2026 14:08 β€” πŸ‘ 660    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 5

*offer does not apply to ICE

02.03.2026 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They literally started this war.

02.03.2026 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

02.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4215    πŸ” 571    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 23
cinema

cinema

The feeling I had when this guy showed up

02.03.2026 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

women only want men to do one thing

02.03.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
all time quote

all time quote

Watching The Sopranos for the first time and I found what’s going on my tombstone

01.03.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
jump scare

jump scare

Indistinguishable from a wax statute that’s suffered a stroke

01.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4295    πŸ” 1202    πŸ’¬ 109    πŸ“Œ 41

in hindsight it was a mistake to elect the biggest sociopath this country ever produced President

01.03.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be pretty cool if we had a media that asked Trump how Iran could be two weeks away from a nuclear weapon (said after the strikes) if their nuclear capabilities were totally obliterated (said five days earlier at his State of the Union).

01.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
mission accomplished ass

mission accomplished ass

Trump has successfully built a time machine to 2006

01.03.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

19.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11146    πŸ” 2751    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 57

β€œWe weren’t lost any soldiers.” Weird how wars don’t end after 24 hours.

01.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Watch how this is covered compared to the U.S. casualties resulting from the Afghanistan withdrawal under Biden.

01.03.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
thisfuckinguy

thisfuckinguy

Trump turning on Fox News for Iran War coverage

01.03.2026 04:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
House Republicans: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ENDING THE FOREVER WAR THAT IRAN HAS WAGED AGAINST AMERICA FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS

House Republicans: PRESIDENT TRUMP IS ENDING THE FOREVER WAR THAT IRAN HAS WAGED AGAINST AMERICA FOR THE LAST 47 YEARS

Thank you to the president for ending a war by starting a war. Very few have tried this One Weird Trick.

01.03.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 270    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1

β€œEveryone is 12” theory remains undefeated

01.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
it works on any ayatollah

it works on any ayatollah

Fox News for the next few months

28.02.2026 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just say you support war with Iran. It’ll save time.

28.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

other people can make inroads and find common ground with regretful trump voters, in my personal capacity as a private citizen i am committed to hating those dumb motherfuckers for the rest of my life

28.02.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 4985    πŸ” 884    πŸ’¬ 79    πŸ“Œ 39

They have billions for forever wars and funding secret police to disappear citizens and gaudy ballrooms and tax cuts for the rich but never a dime for healthcare or to feed the poor.

28.02.2026 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

It really can’t be said enough that the President of the United States is starting another forever war to distract from the fact that he fucked kids.

28.02.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

28.02.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3002    πŸ” 807    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 19
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Man this guy nailed it

28.02.2026 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The greatest democracy the world has ever seen committed global suicide by electing a racist pedophile sundowning game show host as President.

28.02.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember: Donald Trump created this crisis. He walked away from the Iran nuclear deal that was working, promising a "better deal." He didn't deliver. He escalated, abandoned real diplomacy, and has now led us into a conflict that puts us all at risk.

28.02.2026 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3178    πŸ” 1003    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 37

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 25024    πŸ” 8494    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 308

Man, if we still had a Congress they would be PISSED about this.

28.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1