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Chris Jackson

@chriscjackson.bsky.social

Lawyer. Whiskey enthusiast. πŸ“ Houston

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Is this the sign of a good post

07.03.2026 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Infielders are treated to some gabbagool if they successfully turn a double play

07.03.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œPete Hegseth finds his footing by murdering 175 innocent civilians, mostly schoolgirls.”

07.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
not wrong

not wrong

First one I’ve seen in the wild.

07.03.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Had to doublecheck the date on this

07.03.2026 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 9309    πŸ” 2736    πŸ’¬ 317    πŸ“Œ 202

They really care.

07.03.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
He loves me

He loves me

The Oral and Maxillofacial Surgeons of Houston texted me happy birthday before my dad.

07.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

We should have known we were in trouble when The Masked Singer became the highest rated show on TV

07.03.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Republicans comply with federal law passed three years ago.

07.03.2026 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
history repeats itself

history repeats itself

Every day from 2017-2021 and for the last 13 months and the next two and a half years

07.03.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMiners, not minors!”

07.03.2026 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
exactly what I looked like

exactly what I looked like

Hit a sub 8:00 mile today for the first time since high school.

07.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there simply isn't a beer big enough for me when he goes

06.03.2026 23:40 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 35

The guy who mocked the U.S. Women’s Olympic hockey team wants you to believe he cares deeply about women’s sports.

06.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Once gas hits $5/gallon we might finally see Trump in the teens. This is a post about polling not the Epstein Files.

06.03.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s hard to believe but Trump being a pedophile is, right now, probably his third biggest liability.

06.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1212    πŸ” 166    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m not quite to the point where I’m creating Biden β€œmiss me yet” memes but the thought has occurred.

06.03.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
06.03.2026 13:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah yes. The woke wars of yesteryear. I recall Bush administration officials using proper pronouns for the Iraqi civilians they incinerated

06.03.2026 13:10 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like every time I reply β€œstop” I get put on two other lists as punishment

06.03.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
STOP

STOP

Democratic fundraising texts since Tuesday

06.03.2026 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Every day this imbecile says or does something that would have been an administration-defining scandal for any other President.

06.03.2026 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is he the only one who doesn’t get this yet

06.03.2026 01:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump voters should have to get β€œFell For It Again” tattooed onto their foreheads.

05.03.2026 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of crazy stuff happening in the world right now. It’s important to take a step back and remind yourself that the President is a pedophile.

05.03.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 162    πŸ” 48    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem checking her unread texts

05.03.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The cackle I just let out in my office

05.03.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Disgraced Kristi Noem will go down in history as a bigoted cabinet member who oversaw the killing of Americans and the terrorizing of our communities.

05.03.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1287    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 56    πŸ“Œ 11