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Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

I still haven't recovered from February and now they throw Daylight Savings at me.

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Everything is food, food, food.

I always hated driving and was happy to sell my car once I moved to a city with good public transit. I rented a car in the middle of lockdown to drive to Oregon and realized it wasn't driving that I hated, it was driving to work.

Along Came an Influencer: How America’s Bestselling Writer Became MrBeast’s Co-Author After decades atop the thriller game, James Patterson is fending off waning sales by doubling down on collaborations—and dabbling in romantasy too.

Terrific profile of James Patterson. Surprisingly affecting. Did you know he funds stipends for Iowa Writers' Workshop students? That he dropped out of a PhD in English at Vanderbilt with an MA for a fiction thesis? www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

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Panel of a comic book. A woman in silhouette stares out the window to the skyline of a city, saying aloud: What a stupid time to be alive.

I don’t even know anymore. War, the senseless murder of civilians, pedophiles in power, just a whole lot of fuckshit.

3. Las banderas de Alberto Mercado

If you haven’t done so, you need to listen La Brega, a bilingual podcast that is a window into the Puerto Rican experience. Season 3, focused on our “champions”, is out now and each week they drop a new episode. Go to the link below and start listening. Oh, Seasons 1 & 2 are also superb.

Estas decisiones administrativas las toman personas trabajando desde la casa. Digo, así pasa acá, no sé en tu sistema. "Los edificios deben permanecer abiertos para proveer calefacción, pero yo no salgo ni loco a ese revolú."

Pues obvio. Hay nieve hasta en los suspiros.

¿Abrieron?¿En ese clima?

This guy gets it.

My library identified certain communities they want to focus on, but then refuses to fund or support outreach or collections for them.

Seattle Library Workers Raise Alarm About Security Crackdown Hitting Homeless People » The Urbanist # Some library staff say that a new enforcement crackdown led by the Seattle Public Library’s new head of security is turning librarians into part-time cops, and they’re not happy about it. Justin…

The Seattle Public Library hired a cop to run security. It's going about how you would expect.

New article from DivestSPD editor Justin Ward:
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Why why why does he still have a job?

I love to see filmmakers these days shoot fight scenes in big wides and adopt a more sloppy style of combat, in which the participants' entire bodies are being used like a weapon.

Bodies Come in All Shapes and Sizes They say that bodies come in all shapes and sizes. Oh really? Have you ever seen a person in the shape of a rhomboid? Still there are a variety of female figures you can use to create unique characters. Here are four basic body types. CLASSIC This versatile character type has woll-balanced proportions. FULL FIGURE This character's proportions are the same as those of the classic character, but with a slightly fuller figure. ATHLETIC She has a strong build and a confident pose. She's tall, and her arm muscles have some definition TALL AND THIN Tall, slender characters are drawn with longer arms and legs. This girl also has a slightly elongated torso and narrower hips. anime girls replaced with weezer

Normalize laughing derisively in men's faces when they deserve it.

NYT headline Shivering Americans Snap Up Firewood as Winter Grinds On

Editor pounding the desk: Bleaker. Bleaker!

I would love a Capitol Hill to Lake City bus.

Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency

Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?

Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%

You too can make a rotisserie chicken your home.

After nearly four years, I beat Michael Lunsford and Citizens for a New Louisiana today in a unanimous decision by the Louisiana Supreme Court. I’ll be collecting my money from last four years and look forward to discovery. More coming soon!!!!! #Invictus #ForTheLibrarians

Sending hugs your way, I wish they could be energizing.

It's so difficult to feel fully rested when we're afraid all the time.