Aidan Truhen

I could not comment on criminal activity I am a fiction professional but if I was writing a book about stealing such a trophy I would have the protagonist burn it until it evaporated and then have everyone run around trying to figure out where it went while he cackled

I named my fists climate crisis because by the time you have obvious evidence of their apocalyptic potential you are already covered in flies

o it’s supposed to be funny?

I’ll do another one hang on what do you mean I ruined it

America gave the world the Internet and now they’re turning it into a useless sewer and I for one welcome the silence of decay the slow fungal overgrowth of analogue reconsuming the information space get me some paper and a damn pigeon

IMPALE you useless book-stealing digital fuckstick not I’m pale FFS

Why are people obsessed with scaffolding because it’s INSANE that is why it basically just leans on a building and I have seen it come down in the wind like spears in a gift box and impale the damn rise never mind an ornamental overpriced trophy dog so yeah

Maybe it’s ketamine now and everyone just stares contentedly into the abyss four floors up and that is not better

They are not pipes or poles they are TUBES and according to my source the scaffolding industry is rife with cocaine. Although that was ten years ago and he was wearing a kilt in a burlesque club so who the hell knows?

Write your damn book, Boy Scout. Some of us have jacuzzis to sit in.

I really would like to write another Jack Price book.

It *is* a target-rich environment right now…

That is so sad.

Do you need a hug?

Don’t make it sexual

It’s nice when I get to run your mouth.

Yes.

Fuckwads

I literally have no idea what’s on the screen it’s been eight years happening the whole show could be about using nuns as projectile weapons ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE which is cool for me because I get to watch CZJ awesome her way through the apocalyptic landscape of my soul no cap

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Silence mortal I am fraught with pendulous cognition

BOOM BABY

I can do the thing again?

There’s gonna be a third book?

Hey man all you did was cave in and punctuate the second book like a human

A lot disturbing.

That would be weird.

HA!

Dude.

Weakling.

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Okay so this is cool but I am totally not freaking out

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But you will probably be a worse person after