Bulldozer 🍉

Another minor morph by @broseffubrostar.bsky.social

Minor morph by @broseffubrostar.bsky.social

I am best treated like an orange cat: approach me from where I can see you and then start aggressively petting me. Start with the back.

The best Star Wars trilogy is Andor season 1, Andor season 2, and Rogue One. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Inspirational morphs.

So when is Gaga dropping the salsa album?

Come get fucking wrecked.

Imagine being so racist that the sounds of joy fell upon your ears hated, disregarded, and resented simply because they were in a language you do not speak.

If you don’t like it, you ain’t gotta look at it. And you sure don’t have to tell me about it.

Though the more you complain, the bigger I’ll get.

Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Lifetime top five.

Die mad about it.

Tonight’s entertainment: a staged color- and gender-blind table reading of the Twilight screenplay.

I want to be the kind of big and strong that forces people to subconsciously reevaluate their place in the world when they see me.

The part of you that was made to respond with judgment instead of compassion has to die. It is rotting your soul. It is furthering the cause of the enemy. It doesn’t serve you and it doesn’t serve your community. And we need more compassion and empathy right fucking now.

(3/3)

to want the homeless put in jail, to punish people stealing food to survive, to wonder whether that person “deserves“ to be here, to call the real police cause you’re vaguely uncomfortable in public…

(2/3)

You need to kill your inner cop. The part of you that was programmed to wonder whether that person is here legally, to try to figure out that person’s gender, to demonize sex workers, to demand punishment (legal or karmic) for people who use street drugs…

(1/3)

I’d say moving to Seattle has agreed with my body. The before photos are from around the time I left the Midwest. The after photos are now, eight months later.

Facebook reminding me of the last time I had the chance to have @giantbritishpup.bsky.social here in Seattle with me.

So this is what 47 looks like, for me anyway. I didn’t really have a plan for after 25 and I still don’t but we’re making it work.

These ain’t right with Jesus.

Tahoma is putting on a show today.

Same.

I woke up with the very rare need to unload down someone’s throat.

Seattle has taught me that it can always get foggier.

Oh it’s gonna be 1847 Ireland all over again.

Whenever I feel even slightly ok about mirror selfies, life pops up to remind me that I look like Baymax.

Very much like that. Thanks for sharing.

I love when a boy is proud of himself and flexing to show off. I love to see a video of you doing that. If you’re not comfortable posting it, you can always send it to me on telegram.

Holly Hunter as Nahla Ake is quickly going to end up of my short list of favorite Starfleet captains.

Please note her chaotic bisexual chair usage.

Honey, you got a big storm coming.

Two notes and a question to the man doing reverse suicide grip decline benches at the gym:

1. Your shoulder and elbow flexibility is impressive.
2. There are more efficient ways to kill yourself, even at the gym.
3. Why?