Captain P

B but A, as I’m getting ready to check out lol

Oh yes. I feel like why not?

You’d hate to be in a situation where the vibes were such you wish you had one but didn’t. At worst, you just didn’t use it but imagine what it could do for the experience if you did?

Eyes and hands for me 😍😍

I know this is total pandering and audience flattery but I just checked into Twitter for the first time in a bit and when you leave and come back with fresh eyes you realize how utterly cooked it is. Political objections to 4chan-ification aside, it’s just aesthetically gross and unusable now.

I’ve waited far too long to not get my hands on a bottle of Sir Davis whisky.

I’m a little annoyed at myself for that 👎🏾👎🏾

Like what?! She really didn’t have to bless us like that lol

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A goddess.

(I’m gonna try not to rant lol)

Podcasts - It always gets me when an infrequent guest on a show is constantly interrupted mid-story…especially when the host is always connecting the subject matter back to themselves and their lives.

😂😂 laughed so loud I woke up both pets. Let me get back to work.

Right. Not gonna complain about it too much because what would that do but it’s a 👎🏾👎🏾 from me.

Why would they do that to Photos?

Yeah, when it comes to sports fandom I’m actively rooting for New York to fail at every turn by default.

Don’t show up early + Leave on time.

Cash is (likely) king.

Be Polite! Be Kind!

lol geez, what happened to assuming best intentions? I’m not here cause I expect follow backs but how else can we build community without respectful engagement (even if limited) with one another.

You did a cool thing I appreciate. Love that for all of us. 💪🏾💪🏾

It’s going to be crazy when he performs that part at the Super Bowl lol

Super helpful thread about how hashtags work on bsky! 👇

Thinking of booking an escort?

Step one: Read the profile/ website.
Step two: Follow the instructions.
Step three: Relax and enjoy the experience!

Booking an escort isn't rocket science. It's about respect, clarity, and we'll get along just fine!

Cat at my side + Lots of NBA + 🍫(THC)

Oh absolutely. It’s just nice to know the connection you have in genuine.

Add me, pretty please! 🙏🏾🙏🏾

Until the last, dying breath of X, I will still call it Twitter.