Jam

aaahhh <3

current mental health status: rewatching the mentalist, take that as you will

charge me 2.8k in rent a month and tell me i cant put anything in my garage but a car, fuck you and the horse you rode in on

my heartiest fuck you to landlords everywhere but especially mine

Sitting in a doctor's office reading fandom smut while i wait for diagnostic results like god intended

Helluva drug when your people pleasing tendencies try to convince you that you're the villain for setting boundaries and cutting out toxic people even when you have mountains of evidence that THEY are the ones who are absolute nightmares

Like what narrative value is there in that beside a little quick shock?? I'm much more interested in the juxtaposition of the "idyllic" and their devotion to the hunts and wilderness and darkness. People already saying they have it "too easy" seem to forget we only saw 2 of 10 episodes like chill

All i want to do is write my fic and OCs and this silly little video game im scripting but im also so tired and dont wanna write anything but the brain won't shut up and AUGH

Begging people to find a more interesting plot theory than "they're all hallucinating and its worse than what we see on screen but we wont really see that" i actually think that's quite boring and schlocky

you best BELIEVE im hooting AND hollering over that 2nd episode

Honestly if youre an aay eye bro you dont get to have movies and books and tv and music made by hardworking underpaid artists and creatives sorry

Need my silly little tv shows to remind me people do still value writing and creativity in a world that wants you to sell your principles for a buck

Shauna Shipman from Yellowjackets. She is dirty and grimy, wearing a battered old flannel shirt and staring down.

Shauna Shipman from Yellowjackets. She is dirty and grimy, wearing a battered old flannel shirt and staring into the camera with a frightening dead-pan stare

Lottie Matthews from Yellowjackets. She is dirty and grimy, and staring down in prayer.

Lottie Matthews from Yellowjackets. She is dirty and grimy, and looking into the camera with a dead-pan stare.

y'all I'm about to be so insane

We interrupt your regularly scheduled mentalist posting for YELLOWJACKETS AND COBRA KAI DOUBLE FEATURE WEEKEND GRRAAAAHHHH

it's embarrassing how much i love this movie and like 60% of it is because it's just Fresley but the other 40% is nathan fillion and tom lenk as dogberry and verges and also just Reed Diamond

having a bad night but damn if my mood didnt improve like IMMEDIATELY after popping on j*ss wh*don's Much Ado About Nothing like omg amy acker alexis denisof hiiiiii

Finding mentalist RPers on tumblr in 2025: :D

Finding out most of them don't want canon jisbon/only acknowledge pre s6 content: D:

Please my crops are dying

Need shauna shipman to return to me expeditiously i miss her so bad

I also need adult jackie to return to me but we're working on that it's a slower burn

shauna CLOSING her eyes here is sending me so bad girl i don’t think that’s gonna help

Rip in pieces [redacted] i wanted you to be red john so badly

The ultimate rj reveal was a bit of a letdown but tbh the whole suspect storyline was still pretty fun and tense so ill let it slide

Finding a fic writer with 60 excellent jisbon fics to their name, i feel like i owe them dinner and a bottle of wine good lord

Why is it that i love when my favorite characters get put in harm's way? Red john put blood on lisbon's face and I cheered. Sicko behavior

i am shocked to find there was actually a "lisbon is red john" theory crowd out there for a hot minute when the series was airing

but now im absolutely thinking about that as an AU and woof

A 🦶🦶 fetish killer???????? My reaction exactly, rigsby and lisbon

They are SO stupid and i love them so much

Me when frog

She's sooooooo

I KNEW BRENDA WAS SHADY!!! agent lisbon im so sorry babe

LISBON SMASHING THE PUZZLE BOX WITH HER KEYS IN IT IM GONNA CRY GKDJGJF JANE WAS SO PROUD OF HIMSELF UNTIL THE HAMMER CAME OUT

every actor in "Panama Red" deserves an award for delivering a scene with gravitas in which they talk about a super weed strain called "Project Turbo Wolf"

fuck, i love the mentalist