This is Macy. She is auditioning for the role of Water Bud, which is the sequel to Air Bud but they master a new element. 14/10 (TT: macyalbright & tylerstryit)
09.07.2025 15:50 —
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The most majestic thing you will see on #bluesky today. 😇
09.07.2025 12:58 —
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Me: *While helping the mom shop for groceries* Oh, do you want to get a seedless watermelon since they’re back in season?
Mom: Weren’t they really small?
Me: *retrieves watermelon of adequate ripeness and girth* Is this one deserving of being size shamed?
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
10.02.2025 04:04 —
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Super Bowl thoughts: Halftimee Edition
1) The Eagles took last year personally. This is revenge.
2) After this game, Patrick Mahomes will only be Black. IYKYK.
3) Kendrick Lamar gained more yardage in the halftime show than the Chiefs did all game.
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Something to keep in mind for 2025
Written by James Miller of A Small Fiction
01.01.2025 18:12 —
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Out of the three gifts given to Baby Jesus, only gold has maintained its value as a coveted and appreciated Xmas gift. Frankincense and myrrh fell off HUGE.
26.12.2024 04:30 —
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I got fired this past summer for saying that dismantling NATO was nowhere near most important thing to be focusing on and that Russian control of Ukranian grain was not gonna be better for the Global South.
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