Max

hey did you guys know that ummmmmmm we are the chick, the world is our egg. If we don't break the world's shell, we will die without truly being born. Smash the world's shell, for the Revolution of the World?

does anyone else feel like a cocoon thats about to hatch

Two cats, litter mates, snuggled together on white bedding. On the left is tabby cat Joe, on the right is Frankie, with tabby stripes on his back and forehead and a white front with a Christmas tree shaped splotch on his nose. Their forearms are intertwined, their paws reaching towards the camera. #CatsOfBlueSky

Snuggle bros.

The face of Kitkat, a tabby cat, resting on the edge of a cardboard box as he's laying inside it. The box is just big enough for his body but not his head. He looks a little sad

Catbox

Don’t Think Twice by Utada Hikaru

This is the best way to spend a Sunday

Tng s2 ep 4 the outrageous okona horniest episode of all time

Im bored and tired someone come fuck me

Actually vajazzling is diet stoning

Oh whats that? Youre a goofy white boy with a fat cock? How original 🙄

I have been having the most crazy vivid dreams lately

Im soo fucking sore and tired today i slept in til like noon, got some tacos, and then crashed for another 5 hours

Vancouver Wa Crime Watch group To all the beautiful women in Vancouver and surrounding areas.. THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! PLEASE, tell us men how we can be better partners and lovers?? Some of us are tired of seeing you unhappy, and we want to listen and understand..

hit share if you agree, scroll for devil

I will take a pic of the tinned fish section at work next time for you

The way i may be fucking every bald/balding doll fucker in the tri county area. Thats called growth

I love everything about food....i love agriculture and terroir and sourcing good stuff and cooking food and food science and i love eating food and most of all i love being food for other ppl :3

Breaking news.....i found a large tatted bear who is a doll fucker......

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

Heteroflexible bear trade ask me my sign.....mama.....thats a faggot

Need 2 have a white ppl tacos night when we move

To his declining mental state. Like jesus dude you cant treat your endocrine system so capriciously and also this is such a waste someone else couldve used this shit. Just baffling

I havent talked abt it bc it was traumatic but our roommate is gone and we are clearing out our room and he has a shit ton of testosterone from 2024 and i remember him essentially saying he decided to just stop hrt because he was lazy and i cant help but think of the contributions that made-

Meat guys are so cringe......swagyuboss.....

BALTIMORE Two were alive. One came round the corner clipclopping. Three were the saddest snow ever seen in Prairie City. Take this, metamorphosis. And this. And this. And this. If I’d needed your company, I’d have curled up long before in the clock of weeds, with only a skywriter to read by. I’d have laved the preface to the World’s Collected Anthologies, licked the henbane-flavored lozenge and more. I’m presuming, I know. And there are wide floodplains spotted with children, investing everything in everything. And I’m too shy to throw away.

John Ashbery

I love being that person thats way too into the city they live in

This international women's day and women's month im extra committed to infiltrating women's spaces and stealing their valor 🍾

Keep it foxy womp womp

Call me deanna troi the way i wanna get pounded down and then eat a ton of chocolate