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An elderly man looks on vacantly into the imaginary void seemingly unaware that several other people in the room are tending to an unconscious man in a possibly severe medical emergency.

This photo is so surreal.

The RLM idea sounds like Mars Attacks.

Imagine what would happen if people LIKED Democrats.

"What's Trump's k/d ratio? He hasn't even shared his gamertag!”

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Basically the last 12 hours...

Just wishing I could see it again for the first time without spoilers.

First watch, you say? 🤐

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A post-Halloween treat. One of the films @stephenking.bsky.social lists among the most frightening of all time - and one of the great performances by the late Diane Keaton.

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Paula Abdul was huge at the time, but it still somehow feels like she is underrated as a pop star. Maybe it was all the focus on her personal life.

I had the MC Skat Cat album. It makes a good argument for not Domingo-ing a good idea.

One step closer to the Contrapoints-Kit Boga crossover I didn't know I needed.

I've seen people argue that misogyny or homophobia are ok if they're targeted at rich people, so I guess "be rich and a woman" were her major sins. Sort of Uno Reverse Intersectionality happening there.

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The thing is, you just know that Kenny Loggins' people now have to draft a statement denouncing the use of the song.

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#buffy

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Hard to go against The People Under the Stairs, but both Swamp Thing and Deadly Friend were part of my formative years, so I do have an emotional connection there.

The People Under the Stairs, but I'll always have a personal soft spot for Deadly Friend.

The thing is, they don't have to smuggle fascism. It's the default monomyth for American media. That's why it's so cringe when they actually do try (like the Daily Wire).

Mostly just Sunday thoughts.

I'm not saying there's a head canon where he's playing the same guy, but Atherton is not exactly an actor who disappears into the role, which makes it easier to read all of his heel characters as the same trope.

By the 1980s, Atherton's characters range from megalomaniacal (Real Genius) to destructively irritating (Ghostbusters, Die Hard), but they all carry with them abuses of institutional power.

The William Atherton Incel Pipeline Theory:

In the 1970s, Atherton is a traditional leading man, sort of a B-tier Robert Redford, but in his major movie roles he gets rejected by Karen Black and Diane Keaton.

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Nicole Kidman burst onto the scene in this masterful cat-and-mouse thriller from Phillip Noyce. #movies #horror #thriller #australian

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"Some members of the public may find certain scenes in this film offensive and shocking."

If he can leap to any point in his lifetime, no wonder he was so hard to bring home.

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Let dudes love!

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We're anxious to try it

Ayuh. Theh was that unpleasantness in Banguh about, oh, thirty-aught yeahs ago. Ol' Charlie Middleborough was a mean sunofabuck, but he gawt his. Yes, indeedy.

NBC/Universal is the *worst* about this.

It is hilarioius to think that there's a person whose job it is to protect the future financial and creative viability of fucking CRY_WOLF though!