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Mark Shepherd

@sophserv.bsky.social

Stonemason/musician with too much interest in the internet. Crafter of verbiage, lover of truth, supporter of all things brave and beautiful. Cauliflower.

202 Followers  |  324 Following  |  91 Posts  |  Joined: 14.08.2023  |  1.9239

Latest posts by sophserv.bsky.social on Bluesky

You are jet fuel
And I’m steel beams 🎢

01.04.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry for my behavior today. I had too many Oedipals.

29.03.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There has never been
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.

02.03.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Severence, Severence, speak so slightly
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier

28.02.2025 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

comedy

28.02.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It doesn’t align with their anti-woke standards

27.02.2025 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My giants? They might be.

27.02.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Beau Brummell - Wikipedia

Okay okay

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beau_Br...

20.02.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never heard the words β€œBeau Brummell” outside of that Billy Joel song. Starting to think he made it up.

20.02.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Stick Kevorkian me, I’m done.

10.02.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can just start your post with he and everyone knows who you mean.

06.02.2025 20:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s getting a little Elon in the tooth. οΏΌ

06.02.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s got Warwick Davis size

06.02.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are they trying to piggyback on the Cow Tools/Gary Larson thing?

05.02.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would get one of those robotic toilets but I’m afraid of ToTo Recall.

05.02.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One prisoner to another: You wanna get out of here?

04.02.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not, there is a time and a place for everything, including raisins. οΏΌ

02.02.2025 22:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t pretend to understand all the machinations that the average politician has to abide by just to keep their job. That being said, it sure feels like no one is looking out for us right now.

02.02.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pardon me - I’ve never been more annoyed with the left than right now.

02.02.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s futile to ditch the D party without something formidable to replace it with. Somehow I don’t think the rowdy online left really has what it takes since they don’t have any leadership or plans beyond annoying catch phrases.

02.02.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Barbarian 🎢
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian 🎢

02.02.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DEI ate my homework. 😞

01.02.2025 03:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This machine has a butt ton of buttons. πŸ“±

31.01.2025 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m no radical, but I would love to prank these ICE idiots and their raids. Like carry out some elaborate intervention that redirects their whole plan. I suppose it would require quite a bit of intel about the when and the where, but I could see committing to such an effort.

30.01.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fcuk it. Follow all.

29.01.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Need to? πŸ˜„
Personally I require one strong cup of coffee in the morning and ideally another in the late afternoon.

27.01.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

By now it should come as no surprise that they not only don’t care about virtue, they outwardly despise it.

26.01.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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