You are jet fuel
And Iβm steel beams πΆ
@sophserv.bsky.social
Stonemason/musician with too much interest in the internet. Crafter of verbiage, lover of truth, supporter of all things brave and beautiful. Cauliflower.
You are jet fuel
And Iβm steel beams πΆ
Sorry for my behavior today. I had too many Oedipals.
29.03.2025 14:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There has never been
a more bland name for
a retail chain than Home Goods.
They had to really workshop that one.
#Severence, Severence, speak so slightly
Severence, down on your bended knee
Taste the whip, in love not given lightly
Taste the whip, now bleed for Kier
comedy
28.02.2025 03:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It doesnβt align with their anti-woke standards
27.02.2025 00:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My giants? They might be.
27.02.2025 00:21 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 1 π 1Okay okay
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Iβve never heard the words βBeau Brummellβ outside of that Billy Joel song. Starting to think he made it up.
20.02.2025 19:48 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Stick Kevorkian me, Iβm done.
10.02.2025 03:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You can just start your post with he and everyone knows who you mean.
06.02.2025 20:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Heβs getting a little Elon in the tooth. οΏΌ
06.02.2025 20:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Sheβs got Warwick Davis size
06.02.2025 01:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Are they trying to piggyback on the Cow Tools/Gary Larson thing?
05.02.2025 22:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I would get one of those robotic toilets but Iβm afraid of ToTo Recall.
05.02.2025 19:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One prisoner to another: You wanna get out of here?
04.02.2025 05:11 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Believe it or not, there is a time and a place for everything, including raisins. οΏΌ
02.02.2025 22:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I donβt pretend to understand all the machinations that the average politician has to abide by just to keep their job. That being said, it sure feels like no one is looking out for us right now.
02.02.2025 17:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pardon me - Iβve never been more annoyed with the left than right now.
02.02.2025 16:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Itβs futile to ditch the D party without something formidable to replace it with. Somehow I donβt think the rowdy online left really has what it takes since they donβt have any leadership or plans beyond annoying catch phrases.
02.02.2025 16:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Barbarian πΆ
Take my land
Barbarian
You got me running an a-screaming
Dying and a-bleeding
Barbarian πΆ
DEI ate my homework. π
01.02.2025 03:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This machine has a butt ton of buttons. π±
31.01.2025 01:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm no radical, but I would love to prank these ICE idiots and their raids. Like carry out some elaborate intervention that redirects their whole plan. I suppose it would require quite a bit of intel about the when and the where, but I could see committing to such an effort.
30.01.2025 04:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fcuk it. Follow all.
29.01.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Need to? π
Personally I require one strong cup of coffee in the morning and ideally another in the late afternoon.
By now it should come as no surprise that they not only donβt care about virtue, they outwardly despise it.
26.01.2025 21:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0