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Sam Sanders

@samanthasanders.bsky.social

Alexa, play blow the whistle.

1,234 Followers  |  703 Following  |  1,849 Posts  |  Joined: 16.05.2023
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Yeah, I know that guy

03.03.2026 14:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Exactly!!

03.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Look, I'm a simple woman. All I want is a part-time job at a little bookstore that pays 60-70k, this isn't that hard.

03.03.2026 14:31 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

Ahahaaaa

02.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We love to see it

02.03.2026 14:52 — 👍 514    🔁 75    💬 2    📌 1

You don't need to apologize. I've actually never noticed when a newsletter is late. The world is burning and I'm at work so do you.

02.03.2026 15:07 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Preach

01.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They don't even know!!

01.03.2026 15:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Legislation to make restaurants disclose what they mean by 'home fries.'

01.03.2026 14:45 — 👍 38    🔁 5    💬 9    📌 0
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 — 👍 18585    🔁 7936    💬 40    📌 114

I see there's been news.

28.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Waking up early on the west coast feels like promise but waking up early on the east coast feels like an austerity measure.

28.02.2026 13:10 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Asking my cellmate why they're behind bars. "Snowball fight?" They nod. I explain I'm in for whoopie cushion stuff

25.02.2026 13:58 — 👍 233    🔁 25    💬 4    📌 2

I can't imagine what he's being pumped full of right now.

25.02.2026 00:11 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Hate it here.

23.02.2026 16:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

do cocaine like an adult

22.02.2026 16:37 — 👍 1280    🔁 189    💬 10    📌 2

I hope not.

21.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does anybody do skits on albums anymore?

21.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Perfect boots

20.02.2026 23:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did not believe this and Did My Own research. Wow.

18.02.2026 17:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Laughed out loud at this 👍 Happy Birthday!

18.02.2026 00:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🗣🗣🗣

18.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like branch out, girl!!

18.02.2026 00:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Emerald Fennell strikes me as kind of a dumbass in the same way as a lot of acclaimed male filmmakers so her success is feminism, to me

18.02.2026 00:36 — 👍 98    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1

I feel so visually burnt out on Shen Yun. On top of everything else.

18.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Up for whatever!

16.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm so sorry, Jeff.

14.02.2026 23:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I agree with her

14.02.2026 00:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Moved away from Seattle 15 years ago and still think about the teriyaki.

10.02.2026 18:50 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need a thundershirt for work.

04.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 19    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0