Sam Sanders

Ok so I can't handle this guy on Jeopardy.

Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?

please read my memo www.theverge.com/business/793...

I know it doesn't matter to them at all but it's malpractice for CNN to run a 30+ year old photo next to this story.

Miss this guy

The tren de aragua stuff reminds me of when I worked in schools and there would always be someone sending out all-staff emails about a new threat of candy with hard drugs in it (did not exist).

He did know air traffic controllers work in towers so that's something.

Does the internet have a Philly accent? Why too much time online can make you ‘culturally Philadelphian.’ Perhaps certain online corners have a special Philly pull.

"Spend enough time in certain corners of the internet, and you risk becoming spiritually and culturally Philadelphian." Gift link, because Philadelphians are kind and welcoming. Go Birds. share.inquirer.com/nhONWX

We’re approaching this being real

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Which is kind of cheating, I say!!

I'm already tired of it but its utility can't be denied.

Calling it that 'slop' will be the word of the year.

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Wait, what are you running for??

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

Guy on the train sitting next to me is playing Beat It out loud on his phone. You know what? I'll allow it.

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Nicole Kidman Retires Drag King Persona ‘Keith Urban’

Unglaublich 🙄

Oh, good, I've been on Pudding mit Gabel Tok forever (since this morning)

Really just an insidious little platform

The job market aayyyyyyyyyyy

Whenever I'm receiving automated emails from LinkedIn know I'm in a bad place.

Safe to tell the family and whatnot.

Today really feels like we entered the second trimester on facism if that makes sense (lol).

Listen, first-time, longtime, you know?

Sorry, to clarify: when I said freaks and weirdos, I specifically meant men, who will surely kill us all.

Not to make everything generational but we've got a bunch of gen z weirdos who think the internet is real-life killing us because human beings are just NPCs to them but we also have the classic Gen X TV-is-real-life freaks mugging for the TV cameras like that means anything at all. Get bent, truly.

Getting in on the redeye from Qatar with jet lag so bad I can’t see color to hear a man who got a Bronze Star for pull-ups give a TED Talk

[Nuremberg] Your honor, it was an earnest mistake