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it's you ๐Ÿ‘‹ and me ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป with a plant ๐ŸŒฑ and our pals ๐Ÿ‘ฏ come for the good weed; leave for the bad jokes (Jasper โ€” he/him/that)

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adding lights in pink and green, LED โ€œnoodleโ€ type. 420am progress photos

20.02.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!

Jasper is passing you the morning joint from behind a thick cloud of his own smoke. No pressure though, just an offer!

u wanna hit this or?

19.02.2025 14:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

none yet but it is quite warm ๐Ÿคญ

19.02.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am infatuated

19.02.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

listen. listen. i don't know SHIT. but YOU do. so go do it. fuckin hero.

18.02.2025 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cannabis seed in a shot glass full of water

Cannabis seed in a shot glass full of water

Hygrometer showing 16C and 60% RH by the diy herb dryer

Hygrometer showing 16C and 60% RH by the diy herb dryer

Good morning #gromies.

Checked on the grow room today.

Pic doesnโ€™t show it but my bean is starting to wake up.

Herb dryer is sitting in the right environment. I rotated the top tray to the bottom and plan to do that rotate morning and night.

Letโ€™s grow!

#growyourown #homegrow #cannabis

18.02.2025 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

minus the theological stuff, this question keeps me awake at night

16.02.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

just self soothing through panic attacks as the inevitable barrels closer

16.02.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You fool! Your weak desire for ordered space is no match for this pile of sentimental crap!

16.02.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 56    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.

Jasper wincing from the cold as he hurries to smoke a joint against a backdrop of completely snowed in streets and driveways.

white frosty cover

on all the plants has never

looked so goddamn grim

#highku

16.02.2025 17:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

unequivocally agree. it takes a very human kind of suffering to make a good meme and it shows in the product

15.02.2025 05:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this brought a modicum of joy to my cold cisgender heart ๐Ÿฅน the contrast of the fit with the cholo goatee is just ~mwah~. thanks for your positivity Fred

15.02.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis

The jubilant feeling of remembering how awesome your friends are, personified as an image of a very distorted chihuahua surrounded by heart emojis

15.02.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sorry iโ€™ve been watching 2000s reruns of japanese variety shows lately and they throw a lot of things at each other, obsessed

15.02.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fun fact: if i could throw a lit lightbulb at your face it would appear slightly more blue-shifted due to the Doppler effect. now accepting participants

15.02.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thatโ€™s very charitable and very sweet of you to say โ™ก thank you

15.02.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hard same.

in that note, i have technically heard your voice.. it was just a Doppler-shifted yelp of my name from a vehicle tho

15.02.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when i reach one thousand follows on this app i plan to renounce all my worldly possessions to go live in a tree to learn to play the penny whistle, you will never hear from me again probably

15.02.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Eventually we achieve 10 billion irreconcilably unique worldviews and the species can finally ascend.

15.02.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fabulous ๐Ÿ˜ฎ iโ€™ve never seen such a technique. a nice spin on the traditional โ€œattacked by a krakenโ€ pattern

15.02.2025 04:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

is thatโ€ฆ heart shaped cupping?? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

15.02.2025 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i wondered if that was an intentional bit.. i feel like iโ€™d be able to read your comedy easier if i heard it in your voice

15.02.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

sometimes my google photos will make compilation albums for me and they are just 25+ photos of buds

15.02.2025 04:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dear fellow cis friends in hetero relationships; does being on bsky ever make you feel like the goats that zoos keep around to beef up the presence of more interesting animals? how are we so boring

15.02.2025 04:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmotherโ€™s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain

Disney Cinderella crying into fairy godmotherโ€™s lap but edited so that she has messy prom queen makeup running down her cheeks and there is a lipstick stain

14.02.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wait how is that a positive ๐Ÿ˜ญ

14.02.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œDo not vomit or poop on the floorโ€, Japanese signage insists

โ€œDo not vomit or poop on the floorโ€, Japanese signage insists

rose are red
my knees are sore,

26.12.2024 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you look like i need a drink

14.02.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you're not the first to try to get me on this one... how has it aged? honestly

14.02.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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