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Sarah Braudaway-Clark

@sarahzbc.bsky.social

Exmormon, out of place, trauma therapist in Utah. Used to be a humor columnist/blogger. Semi-big on TikTok. Follow me there. Same handle.

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I remember when the world thought Kim Jong Un was dead…and then he came right back.

30.08.2025 06:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. It’s the closest and most convenient to where I live, but they lost my whole family’s business.

20.08.2025 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My husband was once standing higher on a hill than I was and tried to quote Revenge of the Sith to be silly. β€œIt’s over, Sarah…” He didn’t make it to β€œI have the high ground,” because of the completely devastated look on my face.

27.07.2025 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The fact that we could wire the battery to our HVAC system, fridge/freezers, and internet was the thing that closed the deal on solar for me. I’ve never regretted it.

26.07.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Huh. I wonder what that giant, futuristic looking thing in our garage is doing? We named it Jarvis.

26.07.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kanab has come a looooonnnnng way since I lived there, lol. I should go back and visit!

16.07.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like we’re finally back to Lois played the way Lois should be played! I grew up with Margot Kidder, who embodied that role so well. Loved Rachel bringing that back!

13.07.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I saw a video of chicken wings with edible gold for a ridiculous price. Rich people have so much money, capitalism has to make up stupid shit for them to spend it on.

30.06.2025 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was just there for my anniversary and loved every minute!!!

18.06.2025 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got his office number programmed in my phone because I’ve been calling to tell him he’s a bag of pus for years. (Kindly to his staffer and with my name and zip code so he knows I’m a constituent calling him a bag of pus.)

18.06.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, health insurers cover therapists. But it’s a nightmare of jumping through hoops to get paneled and then fighting with them to pay what’s covered.

03.06.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought it was going to be a party in the street with people playing in the foam, lol.

25.05.2025 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Funny that he doesn’t realize how that β€œstaggering statistic” relates to the lack of a living wage or the need for universal health care.

25.05.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably the same as the stage where I think it would be nice to need a surgery that requires a couple of days in the hospital…

03.05.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mind mannered husband and I rode all over NYC on our anniversary trip in 2023. It was easy, reliable, and completely without incident. What is he talking about???

29.04.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why I’m calling this year’s garden my tariff mitigation effort.

20.04.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t love the lemonade (even tho I love pickle juice) but if they don’t make those pickle glaze wings permanent, I’m burning everything down!

20.04.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reverses it and apologizes.

19.04.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the nursery, and so far, I’ve gotten only what I came in for. (Strawberries and onions.) Praise me.

12.04.2025 18:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was adopted by a stepparent and have been married twice. I’ve had 2 birth certificates and 4 legal names, but Utah just made mine a real ID without any other steps.

12.04.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes! I couldn’t pick up my OWN children from their school without showing my ID at the door and being on the list. But they’re supposed to believe a stranger has permission because trust me bro?

10.04.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got a little worried yesterday about the money I’ve spent this year on sourdough supplies and my new greenhouse and its enhancements. There’s a fine line between healthy and unhealthy coping. But if it’s keeping me going, and safer than other things…

10.04.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Always desired. My seedlings are keeping me going.

10.04.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sent my husband flowers to his office once. The florist couldn’t conceive of a woman sending a man a bouquet and swapped the names on the card. 😠

05.04.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
S&P 500 down 223 points.

S&P 500 down 223 points.

Reason number 223.06 on why not to privatize social security.

04.04.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4544    πŸ” 942    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 50

Neither Spouseman nor I are big men, and somehow, our mild mannered Utah selves rode the subway daily when we visited NYC without fear or incident.

05.04.2025 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Therapist here: DSM plainly states that a lack of diagnosis β‰  somatic disorder. I said the same to a client sent to me post car accident. Turned out she had 3 herniated disks they hadn’t checked for.

29.03.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reskeet with a movie you know all the lines to.

26.03.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why, yes. I do think I’m hilarious.

15.03.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m wondering that too. Utah legislature messed with ballot measures and were shot down by the Utah Supreme Court because of our constitution’s language. Could Missouri have the same language?

14.03.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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