Nothing against Jigglypuff, nothing against Lady Gaga.
But I swear to God, if I hear her sing that fucking song 1 more time...I am just gonna snap
Nothing against Jigglypuff, nothing against Lady Gaga.
But I swear to God, if I hear her sing that fucking song 1 more time...I am just gonna snap
Feel the rhythm! Feel the rhyme! Get on up! It's bobsled time! 🇯🇲🛷
17.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The interview that's TOO HOT FOR TV! 🥵🚫❌️📺
youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...
FOLKS IN MINNEAPOLIS:
SAVE all videos & photos from today. They will be valuable to prove the ICE agent --- who had time to move & re-position himself to the side of the victim's car to shoot into the driver's side window --- was not in reasonable fear of imminent serious physical injury or death.
05.01.2026 14:35 —
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
03.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 18538 🔁 3961 💬 17 📌 29hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
03.01.2026 07:02 — 👍 19524 🔁 6066 💬 99 📌 117
🎵DayQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
🎵Fighter of the NyQuil (ahh-AHHHH-ahh) 🎵
Where were the other drugs going, Charlie Brown?
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8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?
A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW
#LL106 #bestwronganswers
If Jonathan Frakes walks up to the carving station at an Old Country Buffet, do they just have a duel of awkward questions?
18.09.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's a big pun
02.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Confounded magnets. How are they capable of functioning?
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This is the dumbest thing ever. I love it! 💚
www.complex.com/music/a/trey...
Now they need to paint this at center court. Also, @petemrogers.bsky.social , this needs to be turned into a masterpiece
07.08.2025 13:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1I'm a butcher, and we get surprise audits all the f'ing time. And I simply work at a meat department at a Whole Foods.
01.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
"Dad & Dad Fight While Nation Sits on Stairs"
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Bill Murray tells Bugs Bunny & Michael Jordan "Whoa...I don't play defense"
Ladies & gentlemen, the 2025 Boston Celtics!
13.05.2025 12:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Awwwww, maaannnnn
09.05.2025 00:31 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@important.website
06.05.2025 16:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That's quite the dilemma, innit 🙄🤦♂️
08.04.2025 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It could actually end up backfiring massively on Wellesley's admin. Boston Marathon is in a couple weeks, and if the strike isn't settled by then, you can be assured the students will let the world know what's going on there.
29.03.2025 02:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"
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I would have gone with "Bishop takes cRook" myself. But maybe that's why I don't do this for a living
26.01.2025 00:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, who's the asshole who didn't vote Ichiro into the Baseball HOF?
22.01.2025 00:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How does Adrian find Rocky in the middle of fucking Siberia?
17.12.2024 19:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Has anyone else noticed that 2 of the most awful villains in iconic Christmas stories, Mr. Potter & Ebenezer Scrooge, were a couple of rich old men who overcharged rent for shitty housing and treated the working class like trash?
Just thought I'd point it out.
So apparently Bluesky isn't immune to people hacking into accounts.
Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.