Mike Elliott

8. According to a mega-hit released in 2007 by Flo Rida featuring T-Pain, what did Shawty get?

A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT & SHE NEEDS CASH NOW

#LL106 #bestwronganswers

If Jonathan Frakes walks up to the carving station at an Old Country Buffet, do they just have a duel of awkward questions?

That's a big pun

Confounded magnets. How are they capable of functioning?

OutKast’s Big Boi Announces Washing Machine That Plays “S... Big Boi has announced a limited edition washing machine t...

This is the dumbest thing ever. I love it! 💚

www.complex.com/music/a/trey...

Now they need to paint this at center court. Also, @petemrogers.bsky.social , this needs to be turned into a masterpiece

I'm a butcher, and we get surprise audits all the f'ing time. And I simply work at a meat department at a Whole Foods.

"Dad & Dad Fight While Nation Sits on Stairs"

Bill Murray tells Bugs Bunny & Michael Jordan "Whoa...I don't play defense"

Ladies & gentlemen, the 2025 Boston Celtics!

Awwwww, maaannnnn

@important.website

That's quite the dilemma, innit 🙄🤦‍♂️

It could actually end up backfiring massively on Wellesley's admin. Boston Marathon is in a couple weeks, and if the strike isn't settled by then, you can be assured the students will let the world know what's going on there.

Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time"

I would have gone with "Bishop takes cRook" myself. But maybe that's why I don't do this for a living

So, who's the asshole who didn't vote Ichiro into the Baseball HOF?

How does Adrian find Rocky in the middle of fucking Siberia?

Has anyone else noticed that 2 of the most awful villains in iconic Christmas stories, Mr. Potter & Ebenezer Scrooge, were a couple of rich old men who overcharged rent for shitty housing and treated the working class like trash?

Just thought I'd point it out.

So apparently Bluesky isn't immune to people hacking into accounts.

Sorry for that bit of nonsense folks.

Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie

Wired: Rocky IV is a Christmas movie

YouTube video by Yakov Smirnoff How Comedian Yakov Smirnoff discovered the Thanks in Thanksgiving.

The best monologue on my favorite holiday.

Remember to say "Thanks" this Thanksgiving

youtu.be/8ZwaOEJDVTQ?...

YouTube video by University of New Hampshire UNH Sights and Sounds: White Out The Whitt 2023

Go Cats! Beat Maine! 🏒🥅

youtu.be/TTdVdod18Sk?...

I guess the universe saw that it granted too much to someone who made millions in Atlantic City during the 80's.

I say the comeback was given to the wrong guy...I would have rather seen Tyson knock out Paul than... <gestures wildly>...THIS

Can always go with "Remembrance of Things Past" on Audible if you REALLY want to fill the time

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

Boots with the fur?

So, have had this account for a minute. Finally deciding to use it because, yup, I'm done with Twitter (I refuse to call it X...what a load of crap that is). I'm starting to get random crypto accounts following me, so yeah...I'm done.