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Captain Haddock

@captnhaddock.bsky.social

Former New Yorker now enjoying the sunshine in South Florida 🏳️‍🌈🐻

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What to wear?

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I guess he doesn't want a repeat of the empty bleachers for his inaugurations. Of course, the compensation is CRYPTO.

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Before he was the Skipper....

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Silhouette image of a fat dude being sucked by a less fat (but still large) man, with the caption in all caps reading "REPOST IF YOU LIKE TO SUCK FAT GUYS".

Silhouette image of a fat dude being sucked by a less fat (but still large) man, with the caption in all caps reading "REPOST IF YOU LIKE TO SUCK FAT GUYS".

Who'd get down on their knees for me?

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