I'd love to be the toilet in that house! What beautiful men!

Usually use J-lube but Crisco is a lot of fun too!

Mmm I'm coming for that belly!

What a gorgeous man!

I don't think I've ever seen a chain look as good as it looks on you! Fuck!

Mmm I do Sir!

God isn't real and if you tell me your imaginary friend says that my home is actually yours then we're gonna have a problem.

Hey I voted for Harris but I'm of the mind that the Jews don't deserve that land more than anyone else. Yeah they had it rough in WW2 but telling a bunch of civilians with a few assholes mixed in to make room for the brand new nation of Israel in 1948 was bound to cause problems.

Wow he's stunning!

Holy cow, if the sportsball teams keep coming out with mascots like this, I might actually become a fan!

Is that a pair of leather coveralls?

Thirsty Thursday...

🐽

Orajel can be a lifesaver. Or even the generic

Fuck yeah, sounds like dinner's ready!

Yum!

I volunteer as tribute!

Hmm that's why Google had no results.

What is the band name?

Wow, be still my heart!

That was an amazing double fist!!! 🍑🤛🤛
#doublefist #double-fist #fist

Mmm I came a big messy load to this cock the other day... and ate it all of course

Daddy's wonderful hands always feel so good!

Mmm need you both sitting on my face

Yum!

Yes Sir!

A heavily bearded gnome, bare-chested with his belly out "GNO WORRIES"

Every gay man I know would commit heinous crimes for this gnome

Holy shit that's a gorgeous picture!