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27.11.2024 12:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@cartlanddavid.bsky.social
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I posted a made up video yesterday so I could use it to make people comply. I am an evil genius ~~~~~
26.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I highly recommend grounding along with the naughty step
24.11.2024 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dear Santa
Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night
Work as a Jesus impersonator has not got me many coffees so a new job as a midwife might bring in the beans. One bean is always legs a Kimble 😘
18.11.2024 12:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Morning my loverrrrr 😘
18.11.2024 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0There’s plenty of room for the 3 of us 😘
16.11.2024 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t
16.11.2024 13:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Looking sexy there, my lover 😘
16.11.2024 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t
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16.11.2024 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mark tick tock there are was and means of ID-ing ‘fraud’ulent account. Can’t wait to see you go down on me!
16.11.2024 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Can’t
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