Dr David Cartland BMedSci MBChB MRCGP (2014) @cartlanddavid

an ostrich and a deer are running in the dirt and the ostrich says he gonna get some turkey ALT: an ostrich and a deer are running in the dirt and the ostrich says he gonna get some turkey

Head over to X to watch my favourite porn video

27.11.2024 12:55 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a close up of a raccoon praying with its hands folded . ALT: a close up of a raccoon praying with its hands folded .

I posted a made up video yesterday so I could use it to make people comply. I am an evil genius ~~~~~

26.11.2024 18:01 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I highly recommend grounding along with the naughty step

24.11.2024 14:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dear Santa

Please can I have socks for Christmas because mine are all crusty and stuck together from me wanking so much over so many people on X last night

20.11.2024 14:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Work as a Jesus impersonator has not got me many coffees so a new job as a midwife might bring in the beans. One bean is always legs a Kimble 😘

18.11.2024 12:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Morning my loverrrrr 😘

18.11.2024 10:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s plenty of room for the 3 of us 😘

16.11.2024 13:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t

16.11.2024 13:49 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Looking sexy there, my lover 😘

16.11.2024 13:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t

16.11.2024 13:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Can’t

16.11.2024 13:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mark tick tock there are was and means of ID-ing ‘fraud’ulent account. Can’t wait to see you go down on me!

16.11.2024 13:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Can’t

16.11.2024 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Please read about one of the biggest criminals on the planet:

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15.11.2024 19:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 1

Dr David Cartland BMedSci MBChB MRCGP (2014)

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