Harper O’Neill

Aye aye

Snom ✨ ❄️

This is true happiness

This cube looks incredible, very pleased it exists! These were like, all the core years I worked at WotC.

It’s not! It’s a pretty stylized RPG with a stylized calendar day system.

Games with runtimes longer than some lifespans of animals

I am 500 million hours into Metaphor Refantazio and they just now gave me yet another playable character this is crazy

I don’t know that one!

Believe it or not, with food scissors, anything is possible. (Even killing God)

Anyone else in the “pizza scissors” club 🍕 ✂️

Hulkenberg indeed great

Always RT when Dirty Pair said TRANS RIGHTS.

Love seeing the teams at work!! Such a bevy of talent, what a special industry

Aw dang the whole week? Company-wide? That’s wild

Gender is an improv performance and I’m just there shouting CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE! CHANGE!

ROGER THE LIBERTARIAN Lv 32 From Metaphor Refantazio

Meanwhile, this is who I’m fighting against

Me, logging in everyday to move cells around an Excel spreadsheet

I was also in the elbow kissers club for a minute, and then went straight into the repression chamber

Comic Panel where Jessica Drew (really a female clone of Peter Parker) is called Jessica Drew, she doesn't like that, and they bring in a Madame Web who is a psychic who is going to "help her become Jessica Drew"

NOBODY TOLD ME JESSICA DREW EXPLICITLY INVOLVED ATTEMPTED FORCEFEM MIND CONTROL.

I THOUGHT SHE JUST WOKE UP.

AAAA

Oh I just know I’m gonna be on the 9kings train

This Island steals dragons and taps for blue probably

Island from Wyvern CCG

Here I am thinking Wyvern CCG.

You get it!

I played Magic for 14 hours on an island with friends yeah!

Vegeta!

GOHAN: You’re pitiful, Trunks. You’re an emotional wreck, just like I was when my mother [cuts off]

Just playing this Dragonball Z: Legacy of Goku GBA game on my TV, and I got this Vegeta jumpscare.

#HarperPlays

I would pardon any Philly cheese steak I come across. It is not their fault. They are perfect just the way they are.

Look I know not everyone knows or Can Appreciate the majesty that is the Kaijudo Trading Card Game (2012-2014) but I’m gonna need you to try

15 Kaijudo cards lay before you. Do you go for the Eternal Haven or the Drifting Toadstool? Choose wisely.

Harper clearly knows her Kaijudo, as her cube is displayed magnificently upon a card sorter tray.

Eternal Haven Monarch/Angel Command A billion lines of rules text 15500 power

POV: You are about to draft my one-of-a-kind Kaijudo Cube and you want to impress me.

What’s your first pick? How do you open?

THEY BE WRITING

Gasping