Harper O’Neill

Wait I got them mixed up

Juvenile great blue heron

Photo of a Harper

The bird // the girl

I haven’t seen the 2022 movie but the plot synopsis seems to indicate that it’s a very different movie that just happens to also take place on the Shinkansen.

I just saw the Japanese film “Bullet Train” (1975), which laid the groundwork for the premise in the movie Speed. And it’s unforgiving about the ineptitude of police. Worth a watch!

Other than the one email on 7/1, where I did the “free trial” thing with the intent to cancel, do any of these emails I received from DoorDash in the past year indicate that I am a *currently* paying member?

Fix your shit

Anyway I guess I’m a struggling single parent, so I will be deleting DoorDash from my phone now

Thanks venture capitalism

Makes me sick

Not to mention all the obstacles to asking for a refund are huge.

That’s a binding contract right there!!

One order, one time, with their little introductory offer toggle is all it takes to “accidentally” make one meal earn them over $100 (or more if it takes me longer to notice)

DoorDash has been charging me for the past year for a Premium pass I guess I signed up for and never turned off.

The thing is that unless I checked my bank statements, there’s no way for me to have noticed. No email notifications, nothing.

It shouldn’t be that easy to sleaze your way into wallets.

The Butcher’s ability to instantly don the most flawless beat of makeup with zero typical TG-panic nonsense gives me a level of gender envy I wasn’t prepared for

Freaky (2020) movie poster

Vince Vaughn is slasher /
Turned teenage girl with the help /
Of ancient dagger

🌕 🌕 🌕 🌕 🌗 (4.5 blood moons)

FREAKY (2020)

#harpermoviehaikus

What if we kissed… under the blood moon

Like am I supposed to be expected to do things DESPITE also being tired all the time?

Like pretend to have any energy

Here’s mine

Twin Peaks Logo Generator Turtle Power!

A fascination with forced feminization all started here for young Harper

YOU MEAN THIS BOY GOT TURNED INTO A TINY FEMININE-LOOKING CARTOON CAT

This movie made me trans I think

Maybe these movies are just legendary kid nightmare fodder, but there’s gotta be more.

@mara-marzipan.bsky.social nominated The Pagemaster

a group of cartoon characters in a boat in the ocean ALT: a group of cartoon characters in a boat in the ocean

What kid’s movies messed you up as a kid?

Like rewired your brain in a way you could never recover from?

Here’s some of mine:

Rock-a-Doodle
We’re Back! A Dinosaur Story
The Great Mouse Detective

Today!

Me either

Grass

Have you touched grass today?

Our next game is Verminsteel!

You're a bird with a broadsword, kicking thousands of fascists so hard they fly into the sun

PLEASE go wishlist it, it'll make me really happy and help me stop low-key panicking and stuff: store.steampowered.com/app/4352280/... #indiegame #indiedev #gamedev

Yeah cards like this yank the nostalgia out of me by the throat, it just resonates so hard and they’re just little bitey bois

A post with the following text, peppered with emojis: It’s all about PLATFORM and SCALE Instead of Uber, which can serve at maximum 1-4 individuals at a time, he envisioned a transportation PLATFORM that elongated the vehicle to seat 25 to 30 Instead of singular destinations, He imagined regular stops along popular thoroughfares, serving commuters at SCALE Now that’s INNOVATION that only the PRIVATE SECTOR could create Game devs, take NOTE

LinkedIn is great bc where else could you get this much free psychic damage all in one place

This guy gets it.

Magic is just a series of Squadron Hawks and spells with Kicker

Honestly don’t even know if Cheeky Angel was actually any good but I do remember the impact it had on me as a deeply closeted woman