tré.

happy all hallows’ my loves. 🖤

Philly

reviewing correspondence from last evening

when the ‘boyfriend reveal’ is somebody who just got done telling me they aren’t seeing anyone on scruff…

fairly certain this is where I was first briefed on your work

heard fate of ophelia at the homosexual bar last night and I must say, after [REDACTED] bourbon + sodas, that shit goes HARD

God I love being gay.

we welcome death’s sweet release

I’m still not ready.

aaron is a mood

good morning and GO BIRDS

avoiding discourse. being glad. being grateful. 🖤

Homeless man told me to “break a leg, Nancy Kerrigan” as I was walking out of the Starbucks and i think I’m obsessed with him?

I love being gay cuz you can just be like it’s my birthday show me your peepee and everyone will be like OK! 😌

this little guy is eligible to run for president today. 🎈

Let’s have that conversation.

One big green flag about me is that if you add me to your close friends imma gas you up every single fucking time I see that green circle cuz I know it’s a privilege to be there!

Finally the tyranny of the Virgos has concluded.

WELCOME LIBRA SEASON.

how bad do u want me?

all I know is you heauxes better be glad I decided not to take French in high school and college because I’d be even MORE of a menace today

finally saw weapons. we need to make this sweet angel chair of the dnc. he figured it out!

EXACTLY

Too damn smooth!

Darkseid pulling Superman meme

So about that “transgender ideology” WSJ report

*Moira Rose voice* Labubu

It’s my day off AND I’m vocal rest. Don’t ask me nothin bout nothin. I don’t know I don’t care if I know I forgot, heifer.

This hits every single day btw

So Jade Thirlwall put out the second best pop album of 2025 today and I’m gonna need y’all to make some commotion about it.

The vindication I feel as an Apple Music user. They knew their product was trash!