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William the Conqueror: Hey you, write your name and address in the Doomsday Book

Peasant: The what book?

William the Conqueror: I mean the Happy Book... The Happy Book of Cuddles

22.08.2024 22:44 — 👍 85 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 0

reconnecting with nature (banging my head against a large boulder)

17.08.2024 21:19 — 👍 98 🔁 37 💬 1 📌 0

Doctor Who: We can go ANYWHERE in time and space!
Also Doctor Who: Let's go to Wales again

20.06.2024 10:40 — 👍 1049 🔁 193 💬 37 📌 10

STOP is short for stop thinking of porn

24.05.2024 13:26 — 👍 34 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 1

Paul stabs his hooks into the giant sandworm, everybody cheers "YAY, HE'S A RIDER!" then another worm hears us and swallows us whole

08.04.2024 14:24 — 👍 19 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0

yay! 🤗🤗🤗

03.04.2024 10:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

inside you are two wolves. one is a duck. the other is a duck. they are both ducks and THEY WANT BREAD

02.04.2024 22:38 — 👍 106 🔁 39 💬 5 📌 2

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound, putting things right that once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home

27.02.2024 20:05 — 👍 71 🔁 31 💬 2 📌 1

to boldly go, to boldly cum

11.02.2024 16:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM
Never gonna let BOOM BOOM
Never gonna BOOM BOOM BOOM and BOOMBOOM BOOM

(you've been baldrick-rolled)

11.02.2024 16:03 — 👍 9 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

so I keep hearing fan fiction is worth reading so I googled to find the most popular fan fics and ok I expected there'd be loads of erotica but omg is there anything with an ACTUAL STORY or is it ALL just "chose your favourite characters and make them fuck" in this essay I will

04.02.2024 11:30 — 👍 41 🔁 13 💬 3 📌 0

lani! 🥰😍🥰😍🥰

29.01.2024 17:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

quack

17.01.2024 23:20 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

if u are not yet a duck, try again ❤️

17.01.2024 23:17 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

NEVER FORGET that you too can be a duck

15.01.2024 20:26 — 👍 57 🔁 25 💬 3 📌 2

hello burgers are a type of soup follow me for more life hacks i will not be accepting questions at this time

13.01.2024 13:05 — 👍 40 🔁 16 💬 1 📌 2

@alttext.bsky.social

27.12.2023 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@alttext.bsky.social

27.12.2023 17:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

SNEAKY BEAKY BOOPS 😍🤗😍

27.12.2023 17:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if u are celebrating today please remember to do so with two (2) extra quacks

25.12.2023 14:01 — 👍 34 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0

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🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔🎵🔔

24.12.2023 22:38 — 👍 12 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

If the friend zone is anything like the calzone then count me in, darling.

05.12.2023 01:06 — 👍 288 🔁 78 💬 2 📌 1

A man hands you a box, telling you it is full of your worst fears. The reality is the box is empty but oh how you fill it still.

17.12.2023 19:27 — 👍 271 🔁 87 💬 4 📌 1

YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR SLEEP by raising one of your feet and tucking it into your feathers (in this tweet, you are a duck)

15.12.2023 09:46 — 👍 216 🔁 65 💬 7 📌 5

my name is flaps and I approve this message

24.12.2023 22:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*me, after reading a post I think is dumb*
This is so dumb.

*me, after writing a post that is equally as dumb*
This is so clever.

17.12.2023 23:33 — 👍 65 🔁 22 💬 0 📌 0

they learned it from my evening class (it's one of the advanced moves)

18.12.2023 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

pls try it, it so lovely 😍

18.12.2023 00:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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