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hello #agathario nation, i’m alive and i come bearing a somewhat dolly parton-centric fic. literally haven’t written anything worth publishing in like 7 years, so i’m very rusty (this took me almost a month to finish). please be kind 😭

archiveofourown.org/works/61734895

am i the first person to pull out the agathario kiss in front of the epcot ball?

setting my spotify wrapped down and walking away slowly

update: i got a day off but wasn't even supposed to get that??? i hate the holidays lowkey!

hi gays, i didn't die, thanksgiving just made me want to commit a crime at work

sitting in my doctor’s office and all i can think about it how devastated i’m going to make rio when she finds agatha in the fic i’m working on

I need her so bad

phyllis’ hair means so much to me

manifesting two days off aside from thanksgiving this week so i can watch mrs. fletcher again 😭

has glass onion taught us nothing

good morning to my favorite kathryn hahn agatha all along bts that i cropped into lock screens bc i am gay

alice you are so missed

the answer is yes, i am cooking

And the category is serving cunt

good morning agathario nation, am i cooking?

hello agathario nation i'm working on a really fun fic

Have you thanked Jac Schaeffer today

i love how kathryn unapologetically takes up space in a room, whether that means having the loudest laugh and wildest gestures or not shying away from being vulnerable and emotional.

seeing kathryn be her authentic self without compromise is honestly inspiring.

THEY'RE LESBIANING TOGETHER

super graphic ultra modern girl being played in s3e1 of the sex lives of college girls changed my life

New stills from #AgathaAllAlong.

jane krakowski really trained me to expect nothing and be happy with crumbs and for that i am grateful

i was one of like 10 people in her little fandom at one point so getty images and instagram turned me into an update acc

i empathize so hard with kathryn hahn stans pre-october 8th bc i too have stanned a middle aged woman with absolutely no social media presence. however i didn't have update accounts, i had getty images and the tag for her name on instagram and that was it 😭

i'm so sorry i don't have anything fun or interesting to say i'm just sitting here thinking about agathario

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• piercings: 0
• fave drink: red bull or dr. pepper

just give me one chance!