certified sendaen kisser 🏳️‍⚧️💽🦈❤️

830s of calculating

Happy House ^4 Mult only after playing 114 hands (Currently 0/114) There is no place like home! Uncommon Negative Art: Jevonn

THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE TO HAVE AT THE START NGL

i can now select 11 cards in a hand jfc

Round Score: 1.324e34,635 Score at least 2.2e249 Cash Out: $1.396e52 Ante 37, Round 136

don't know how many more rounds this'll go but i'm still outpacing the scaling

my balatro run has outlasted the baseball game

Calculating... Elapsed Calculations: 758081 (56.8s) Cards yet to score: 67 Calculations last played hand: 8703450 (676s) [Abort]

help

the pain is real 2nite ngl

decay exists as an extant form of life

something stirred these ancient bones

🎨: @tsunamicoryan.bsky.social

AND A 3 RUN HOMER FOR BO BICHETTE HELL YEAH BABY

lmao nice wild pitch ohtani

my Ryzen 9 5900X sure is enjoying this

Calculating... Elapsed Calculations: 758081 (56.8s) Cards yet to score: 67 Calculations last played hand: 8703450 (676s) [Abort]

help

Vermilion Virus is from the Cryptid mod. It causes one joker to change into a different one when a hand is played.

Capable of completely ruining your joker setup.

still VERY afraid of Vermilion Virus ruining my runs so Chicot is a must-have

no more boss blind effects, just pure numbers

just need to be careful and not accidentally sell Chicot or this run is ruined lol

well if i wasn't already awake i sure am now

very big explosion sound from the local gun range, maybe they fired a cannon or smth? shook the house & windows anyway

good morning

Edition Deck (Negative) Round: 113 Ante: 28 Money: $1.62e24 Best Hand: 4.456e13,225

that's enough for now

gonna call it a night

it's like 5-6 minutes per hand now

too much balatro

Round Score: 4.489e11,631 Score at least 4.8e87 to win round Cash Out: $5.195e19 Ante 26, Round 108

i don't blame it at this point

currently taking over 200 seconds for balatro to calculate scores now

15 rare tags lmao

jesus christ that's a lot of rare tags

big scoring balatro moment but also lmao ante -1

got a voucher that set me to ante 0 as well as the one to set it back by 1 more

was on ante 15

time for funny

Mescaline (capsule with white powder) Sold as: Mescaline Contains: Mescaline Brown Powder (in capsule) Sold as: Mescaline Contains: 5-MeO-DMT (mebufotenin) Mescaline (white powder in baggie) Sold as: Mescaline HCl Contains: Mescaline

cw: drugs

imagine buying what you've been told is mescaline and instead receiving mebufotenin (toad venom), which has been described as the "Mount Everest of psychedelics".

become sendaen

oh boy this one's a doozy

cw gruesome transformation, blood, gore, skin rip, skull growing out of face

happy Halloween 🎃

🎨: shikushtaka.bsky.social

CW: blood and gore

Aw sweet, eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension! My favorite. :)

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It time for Halloween, aha!!