megan☆

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#pixelart

"work family" are you out of your fucking mind

become sharpay evans

the hottest theys you know cough the biggest after a bong rip

Why does this give me Aragorn and Arwen vibes? 🥹 I love them sm

drunk @ medieval times

bill nye’s full name is william new years eve

Stardew Valley Character Creator by Jazzybee Make a character (or yourself) in the style of a Stardew Valley character portrait!

for the girls~
jazzybee.itch.io/sdvcharacter...

these r me n my boyfriend’s stardew charas :P
we made them old too

when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

good morning from me and my boy

abt to start wearing a red bow in my hair, this is too cute

why thank u 🤭

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sitting and facing the camera. He has a warm, friendly expression. His paws are very round

its fishtopher

If someone doesn't follow you back, don't take it personally. They probably just think you're a horrible person unworthy of love

lookin 4 #mutuals. Here’s a #promosky about me :P

★ Vocalist in a doom metal band —dropping our demo this christmas
★ DJ! I spin house music
★ Certified audio engineer
★ ENFP - A
★ 24F

Interests:
☆ Original art/music
☆ Magic: The Gathering
☆ Adventure Time
☆ ur mom

me on the decks:

Worth remembering that to cats we are Ents.

Vast, lumbering things with deathly slow reaction times. Mostly harmless, as long as you can avoid our ungainly lurching.

All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety

just got my grades in for the semester, I am officially a certified audio engineer 🫡

u represent the girls who poop

rlly looking forward to dressing up as santa and being arrested this year

idrfw milk but i’m kinda craving milk rn

When I’m drunk i go by Hayley

In my last finals season, will b more active after :P
this is me btw, if u even care (＾ω＾）

FUCK the imperial system, the metric system shits all over it

Statler and Waldorf criticise muppets because they don’t have what it takes to be muppets themselves

Puffball mushroom.

ur gonna be popular #wicked #gelphie