megan cook

Okay guys time to break out connect four

I feel like writing yelp reviews is a crucial part of my civic duty

I told my mom Selena Gomez was engaged and she immediately goes “so I take it she’s not getting back together w Justin” she’s trained so well

I’m the type of girl who will eat an entire large popcorn 30 minutes into a movie.

Anyone else have that one family member that stays obnoxiously long after everyone leaves. Like please take a hint

As an adult, I kind of like the idea of Silent Reading Time

A man says "trust me, kid. Wear sunscreen."" The kid replies "why? you're only 35 and your face looks fine." The man leans in with a ghoulish expression and asks "does it?" The man squints his eyes, and when he does so the sides of his face mutate into a raisin-like texture. The kid starts sweating profusely in sheer terror.

For the past three days every time I’ve gotten in the car, no matter what time of day - thriller by Michael Jackson comes on and honestly, I’m not upset about it

I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days

Girl hack: if you get a new favorite water bottle, you will drink more water 😌

#girls #girlhack #drinkwater #waterbottle

This is top tier humor

Well, I’ll never be asked to sing Christmas songs at the psych ward again

Apparently, “do you hear what I hear”, was the wrong choice?

my feed rn is mushroom photos, politics, and photos of space. Good job algorithm sums me up well