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If there was video of a Senate Dem giving a compound fracture to a Marine while wearing his dress blues, that guy would've been burned at the stake by close of business

05.03.2026 03:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1128    πŸ” 219    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 3

As Missouri looks at declining revenue because Republicans don’t know how to manage a budget, there are some pretty obvious line items that should be eliminated.

04.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember what I was saying? $80 billion in debt with $30 billion in revenue (not profit) and a $15 billion market cap?

They're dead. Even if they panic and try to spin off all of the properties they just bought, they'll never come close to profitable.

This is why Netflix walked away.

03.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 613    πŸ” 231    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 9

trickle down economics is bull shit and if you believe it then you are stupid. great replacement is bull shit and if you believe it then you are racist. vaccines are safe and effective and if you believe otherwise you should be shunned from society

03.03.2026 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2104    πŸ” 390    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 8

THE Cincinnati Flasher?!

03.03.2026 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For all the (justified) criticisms of the US withdrawal from Afghanistan, the emergency airlift was ultimately a pretty extraordinary logistical feat under pressure.

By contrast, Trump II can't even arrange the repatriation of Americans in friendly states around the region.

03.03.2026 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 202    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.

03.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 12232    πŸ” 2646    πŸ’¬ 268    πŸ“Œ 111
CNN: Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says
By Haley Britzky
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Helen Regan
Helen Regan
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Eyad Kourdi
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Isaac Yee
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Teele Rebane
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Lucas Lilieholm
Updated 13 hr ago

CNN: Three US fighter jets accidentally shot down by Kuwaiti air defenses, military says By Haley Britzky , Helen Regan Helen Regan , Eyad Kourdi , Isaac Yee , Teele Rebane , Lucas Lilieholm Updated 13 hr ago

Reuters: Fire at US embassy complex in Riyadh after blast heard, sources say
By Reuters
March 2, 20266:23 PM CSTUpdated 13 mins ago

Reuters: Fire at US embassy complex in Riyadh after blast heard, sources say By Reuters March 2, 20266:23 PM CSTUpdated 13 mins ago

New York Times: U.S. military death toll rises to 6

New York Times: U.S. military death toll rises to 6

CNN: State Dept urges US citizens to "DEPART NOW" from countries throughout Middle East

CNN: State Dept urges US citizens to "DEPART NOW" from countries throughout Middle East

Two days into the war:

- three F-15s shot down

- U.S. embassy in Saudi Arabia in flames

- six U.S. service members confirmed dead; more wounded

- State Department tells Americans to flee the entire Middle East

03.03.2026 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5171    πŸ” 2039    πŸ’¬ 328    πŸ“Œ 280

We hate kids. Like SO MUCH. We vote for the guns. We vote for the bombs. We protect the rapists. We have LEOs physically restraining parents from trying to save their children in Uvalde. We just blew up a school in Iran. We love Jeffrey Epstein and his friends. They run the country.

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3906    πŸ” 925    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 40

great replacement except they want to import racists

26.02.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 4030    πŸ” 1002    πŸ’¬ 168    πŸ“Œ 40

What's the justification here? Drivers' licenses are meant to provide proof that the person operating the vehicle is qualified. Are trans people less capable of operating a motor vehicle than anybody else? This is just the state punishing a minority for the crime of existing. Nazi shit.

27.02.2026 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 283    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

23.02.2026 21:24 β€” πŸ‘ 9110    πŸ” 4207    πŸ’¬ 249    πŸ“Œ 516

That’s the point.

26.02.2026 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck
bsky.app/profile/69cl...

25.02.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
CRITICAL RACE THEORY?
BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

CRITICAL RACE THEORY? BROTHER, EVERY RACE IS CRITICAL

Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing

25.02.2026 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7827    πŸ” 1495    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 79

same.

25.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

22.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4522    πŸ” 577    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 18
A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SAKELETEN ANGEL PLAYS THE HARP AND THERE ASKIN YA "FEEL BAD ? ME TOO LOL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO LOL" AND WELL I MEAN I HAVE SOME IDEAS BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GOES, IN THE SHORT TERM, I THINK IM GONGA GET BACK TO SMOKING A LITTLE MORE WEED THEN USUAL, GO ON SOUL SEEK AND DOWNLOAD SOME REGGAE AND DUB, THEN COMPETE IN "DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" WHICH IS WHEN U TRY TO DO NORMEL STUFF WHILE YOUR REALLY HIGH AND HAVE TUNNEL VISION, LIKE, MAKE 1 HOT DOG, YOU MIGHT THINK THATS EASY BUT WHEN YOUR BLAZED ITS NOT, U START GETTING IDEAS OF THE HOT DOG BEING COOKED IN A NEW WAY SO U TURN UP THE OVEN AND DO A FANCY CUT ON THE DOG, AND DANGEL IT OFF THE OVEN RACK AS A SPIRAL, THEN YOU WORRY THAT YOUR GONNA FORGET ABOUT IT , SO YOU OPEN THE OVEN OVER AND OVER AND AFTER 100 HOUR'S YOU HAVE A SLIGHTLY WEIRD HOTDOG. "BRONZE MEDAL IN DA BRAIN OLYMPICS" ALSO WHAT I WAS CALLED IN SCHOOL - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

21.02.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 516    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 5
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DoJ cases against protesters keep collapsing as officers’ lies are exposed in court String of embarrassing defeats for prosecutors as experts condemn DoJ effort to cast people as β€˜violent perpetrators’

A MN protester accused of assaulting ICE officer had case dropped after vids showed no assault.

LA protester accused of assaulting ICE w/ β€œhat” had case dropped; judge said govt acted in β€œbad faith”

In Chicago, 92 ppl were arrested for assault/impeding ICE; 0 convicted

DOJ keeps lying and losing:

21.02.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5889    πŸ” 2146    πŸ’¬ 117    πŸ“Œ 107

The real thrill of the Olympics is every time I look at my phone I’m ignoring the most important 90 seconds of a person’s life.

09.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 846    πŸ” 103    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Charges against Former Prince Andrew must be dropped if it’s determined that raping teenagers was an official act.

by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Kavanaugh, and Barrett)

20.02.2026 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3702    πŸ” 798    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 33

Dingus Caught in Women's Underwear

20.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
in an illustration rendered in MS Paint sometime in the early 2000s, a person bends at the waist away from a toilet, pulling sheets of toilet paper around their leg, through their dirt crack, and up over their back, covered in poop

in an illustration rendered in MS Paint sometime in the early 2000s, a person bends at the waist away from a toilet, pulling sheets of toilet paper around their leg, through their dirt crack, and up over their back, covered in poop

this image, created 20+ years ago in MS Paint, is infinitely more beautiful than anything "AI" could create

19.02.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 560    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
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I hate it here

19.02.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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Wishing a meaningful & reflective Mark Wahlberg 40 Day Challenge to all who observe.

18.02.2026 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3256    πŸ” 493    πŸ’¬ 156    πŸ“Œ 1

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time in things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

08.03.2025 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18876    πŸ” 4615    πŸ’¬ 127    πŸ“Œ 153
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a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words " you wouldn t hit a guy with glasses ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with the words " you wouldn t hit a guy with glasses
13.02.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it's not just a clever name.

13.02.2026 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0