david alexander

Seconded

Autoerotic asphyxiation in the sensory deprivation tank

God this boot tastes so fucking good, right?

The need is mutual 🥺🥺🥺🫦

I am always saying this

Hi ur hot

“Just Me and the Sea Men: a deep dive into gay cruising”

I need an ethically dubious publication to fund a gay writer’s undercover atlantis memoir, like josie grossie in never been kissed

Apparently for illinois, i have to pay a fee, take a 3 hour course, and pass a test, according to notaries dot com. New york looks to be not dissimilar so like, do with that what you will

Krystal: Remember when dad lost his eyebrows When? Mom: Yes Pretty rough Krystal: Before moving back to Ohio Me: Oh thats when i was a college freshman so wasn't around for that and no one ever told me about it i guess? Krystal: Oh

“Oh”

Way ahead of u

I will look into it and let you know!!!!!

I got a haircut yesterday which is where i learned about these spots and then was like “oh maybe that spot on my chin was a sign!” Haha. Left there with a treatment tincture so we will see how this goes!

Bald spot back of head

Bald spot side of head

Bald spot chin

Anyway, i guess i can confirm that HIMS minoxidal/finasteride topical spray solution works and was keeping these at bay but i refuse to keep paying them money so let’s see what happens next!

Oh nevermind apparently once my dad got so stressed he lost his fucking eyebrows and no one ever bothered to tell me jesus christ

Imagine me walking around with my lil stamp and messenger bag and binder clips

"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.

Should i become a notary public?

I’ve got the time tbh

Text from mom: I believe your uncle moncho dealt with it, stress was tbe major factor, I would see Dermatologist for that Yes get checked Me: Ugh adding this to the list of things i don't like about moncho I'm blaming him for this!!! And yeah stress being a factor is what i've read and i've been pretty stressed lately so that all tracks

I asked my mom if we have a history of alopecia in our family because ya boi has random patchy bald spots forming and of COURSE my dad’s idiot brother had it, this is all his fault

The Pentagon vs Scouts is sure to really win support. Masterful gambit.

As someone that has met you both i highly encourage this crossover event

Marimar Martinez, shot by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Good, Pretti deaths: 'I am their voice' In a wide-ranging interview with the Chicago Sun-Times and WBEZ, Martinez discusses her shooting, the federal government’s failed attempt to prosecute her and the role she now sees for herself in a fi...

Marimar Martinez, shot 5 times by Border Patrol in Chicago, speaks out after Renee Good, Alex Pretti deaths

'I am their voice'

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Woke up to a beautiful bluekakke and feeling loved

If u cant pass on ur genes, that’s just called natural selection. Have you considered not being a total absolute fucking dweeb with a sense of entitlement and an unwashed ass?

No 🩶

According to charmed, best practice before summoning an upper level demon is to be ready with a vanquishing potion prepared with a piece of its flesh. Just fyif (for your information, france)

I can’t believe i gave up social media for a month

1 like = 1 cumming on my face but with your heart.

Good night!

It feels that way for sure, so i guess i should decide (a) which to do and (b) how to pay for it haha