Mrs. Putin

My son is VERY brave, and was willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for his country. However, the doctors have found he has bone spurs, which is a hereditary condition that he sadly inherited from me. He also inherited my good looks and my very, very large brain.

#satire

Deepak Chopra has FINALLY apologized for being in the #Epstein files

#Trump #Epstein #satire

I missed a great banquet at the Kremlin. There was lots and lots of beautiful caviar. Putin said there has never been a greater American President in Russia's history, which is true. EVERYONE RESPECTS AMERICA AGAIN, because I made AMERICA GREAT AGAIN.

I want to share my Presidents Day message with all of you, because it is important we talk about History, which the 𝗳𝗮𝗸𝗲, 𝗹𝗶𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗻𝗲𝘄𝘀 𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗳𝘂𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.

#epstein #trump #satire

She was a hero today, fighting for me like her life depended on it.

#Trump #Epstein #Bondi.

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr is a very high IQ individual. Very smart. He wants us Americans to have beautiful, thick skulls. A thick skull is very useful. You can't get hurt. People are saying we can do away with motorcycle helmets.

#Ski #Trump #Helmet #health #skull #satire

Amongst the equipment given by America to the Russians were fighter planes. At the end of the war, Russia buried many of them because they would’ve had to pay if they were not destroyed.

I am NOT A WHITE SUPREMACIST. I am not a RACIST. I love the BLACKS, REDS, YELLOWS and BROWNS. And, they LOVE ME.

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You and I could have been part of the group during the French revolution that changed the calendar and the clocks.

There is a new correspondent over at Fox, and he has uncovered a great story about Soros, that liberal who spreads FAKE NEWS, and pays people billions and billions to protest against ICE, like he did for the No Kings Day.

#Trump #EpsteinFiles #ice #Epstein #satire

Governor Abbott knows the $14.5B fraud in Texas is FAKE NEWS even if it is from Fox. Tim Walz is the real fraudster —by the way he can't dance the waltz, which is a great song written by ͟A͟͟d͟͟o͟͟l͟f͟ ͟S͟͟t͟͟r͟a͟͟u͟͟s͟͟s͟. 𝘼𝙡𝙨𝙤, 𝙏𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙨 has 𝙉𝙊 𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝙄𝙈𝙈𝙄𝙂𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙎. But I AM NOT SENDING ICE TO TEXAS.

Of course she can read. All you have to do is look at the videos of her reading the children’s story last Christmas. She was so good. Melanomia is genius.

Eric is VERY SMART, even if he is my third smartest son. He ALWAYS diagnoses a situation and provides his tremendous, beautiful suggestions to everyone. He is not even on the government payroll.

#Bovino #Trump #ICE

British people spell the last word very differently

#epstein #trump

Lindsey Graham, is a great friend. Very loyal. And, HE IS NOT GAY. He is going on a trip to Iran to prove the Ayatollahs wrong. First hand, oral interviews with young people, but ONLY TO VERIFY.

#Trump #Epstein #Satire

ichael Jackson was a great musician. Too bad unlike #EPSTEIN and ME, he had a thing for the young ones. Also, his moonwalk has nothing on my double-fisted jerk dance. Everyone says that my one-handed glove looks very nice and stylish. Karoline is correct, my left hand is PERFECT.

Spontaneous execution. They decided to kill him, even as they lacked any reason to.

If it has to go in the blender, why do they put the boiled eggs and other ingredients in a jar first?

We do satire. This one is marked "satire" several places ont he page. It also says Fox Mews vs. News. And Chanel vs. Channel. Enjoy

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Melanomia’s film is GREAT. It is going to break the box office record of The Titanic, which was a terrible film. Everyone knew the ending. But, I don’t want everyone to complain about how much money she is making or made as a “model”.

#Melania #Trump

“I can’t look my daughters in the eye and say I’m running as a Republican, when they’re pulling over Hispanics and Asians because of the color of the skin... I did not sign up for that.”

Chris Madel,
GOP Gubernatorial candidate for Minnesota, after dropping out of the race

#ICE #Trump

I guess better late than never. But what takes them so long to see the obvious?

Key word: short

Angela Merkel was a nasty woman. Made lots and lots of money being the President of Germany. Maybe she was the Prime Minister. Whatever she was, she was in it for herself and not her country. Maybe she should be locked up.

#Trump #germany #deutschland #Chancellor #satire