Jacob 🏳️‍⚧️

Legit need this reminder nightly pls.

Is that Kabuto from Naruto? Someone tell me that's not Kabuto.

Boymoding is exhausting.

Idk who needs to hear this but Mumford and Sons is making music that sounds like Mumford and Sons again and oh my god we are so back.

Merry!

I got a job! I can stop sad posting!

So unbelievably depressed and poor.

That's so sick!!!

Just had an interview and it sucked ass. Not to say I did poorly, I probably did just fine, but the actual experience itself was awful. Zoom interview with 8 other candidates all having technical difficulties. Awful.

No Man’s Sky and Cyberpunk 2077 are proof positive that GAMES NEED TIME AND PATIENCE TO PROPERLY DEVELOP.

WHEN YOU RUSH AND CRUNCH, IT HURTS THE WHOLE PROCESS

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*I'm

Me rn since in unemployed.

Applying for 10 jobs a day with no bites isn't a great feeling.

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

Yeah, I'm a lesbian.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna just stop spending time on the other site. This is nice.

You gotta carry that weight.

Matt Gaetz looks like what you would get if you asked AI to generate a high school bully.

In my opinion "Twitter" is whichever place most embodies the poster's spirit, and that's here now

How it feels trying to find all your mutuals from twitter:

Doesn't feel too great.

I'm so mad, I was driving next to a Cybertruck today and made eye contact with the driver and it was the perfect opportunity to laugh at them but I was in A COMPANY CAR SO I COULDN'T 😭😭😭

Sigourney Weaver in her younger years eating a sandwich and drinking from a paper cup wearing a red dress. She looks absolutely fantastic.

This is the goal folks.

Important Joe from the film Mad Max: Fury Road saying the word "Mediocre" through the skeleton-smile mask he uses to hide his breathing apparatus as he drives a 1940's Dodge Fargo pickup truck on top of a monster truck chassis that is named Bigfoot.

Since I have no reason not to, im going to treat Bluesky as my dumping ground. Something I think should stay in the drafts? Nope. It's getting skeeted. Get ready for mediocrity, folks.

Forcing workers back to the office may be backfiring: Flexible workplaces are hiring talent twice as fast as those requiring full-time attendance BY ORIANNA ROSA ROYLE August 7, 2023

It turns out that making workers happy is actually good for business.

Ayo gets it.

sorry cant hang busy tonight

My pronouns are poor/poorer

JFK riding in Barbie's car. it's a convertible. i think the rest explains itself

John F. Ken

Comic says has to mean it's ironic... right? 😅😭