Schlocktober

Happy Schlockentines!

A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Valentine's Day schlock prompts for February 14th: - Misprinted Sex Coupons - Candy Heart Threats - Box of Pre-Chewed Chocolates - Bouquet of Toes - Jewelry That Turns Skin Green - ChatGPT's Bad Dating Advice - Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner in Bed (They Can't Leave) - Champagne for One

Full post on Tumblr: www.tumblr.com/schlocktober...

My final contribution to…
Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 7: Random Acts of Rudeness

This prompt speaks to Szayelaporro Granz on a personal level. The first 2 are somewhat canon-complaint (SAFWY and BBS)…the last is based on educated vibes.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 6: Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon

There’s no notable 12th Division features, but I was reading @corvinz.bsky.social’s awesome fic in between sketches. 😝

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 2: Dildo Sweatshop

Some of Szayel’s Fracciónes have special “shipping and handling” jobs.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 4: Snowman Carrot Erection

How ELSE would one differentiate a Szayelaporro snowman? Placing his hollow hole correctly seems appropriate! 🤷‍♀️😝

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 3: Aphrodisiacal Eggnog

Never trust something Szayel hands you. We all know he’ll use any excuse to drug you.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Jingle Bell Schlock | Day 23 | Mistletoe allergy
#hisoillu

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 5: Ornament Insertion

You gotta be pretty close to Szayel for him to allow you to play with him this way. 😝

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

Merry Christmas!

Your final prompts:

- Sex with the Clauses
- Sugarplum Denial
- Krampussy
- Christmas Cookie Cuckolding

Jingle Bell (Yule) Schlock Day 1: Balls in a Nutcracker

Szayel likes to get festive with his torture.

#bleach #szayel #szayelaporro #szayelaporrogranz

December 24th Prompts:

- Little Drummer Fuckboi
- Three Unwise Men
- Biblically Accurate Snow Angel
- Chainplay with the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future

December 23rd Prompts:

- Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume
- Advent Calendar Full of Cum
- Mistletoe Allergy
- Mittenjob

December 22nd Prompts:

- Inappropriate Use of Fruitcake
- Sex in Ugly Sweaters
- Chopping Down a Sentient Tree
- Explicit Caroling

December 21st Prompts:

- Charitable Oral Sex
- Polar Express Train Running
- Candy Caning
- Synagagged

December 20th prompts:

- Gift Wrap Mummification
- Butt Plug Made of Coal
- Random Act of Rudeness
- Schmaltz As Lube

December 19th Prompts:

- Gingerbread BDSM Dungeon
- North Pole Stripper Pole
- Drinking a Snow Globe
- Hand Stuff During Blessing

December 18th Prompts:

- Sexts to Santa
- Ornament Insertion
- Huffing Spray Snow
- Dough Nutting

December 17th Prompts:

- Snowman Carrot Erection
- Stuck in a Chimney
- Gift Made of Body Hair
- POV Chocolate Coin

Every day between now and the 25th I'll be adding a new piece to this series of shorts based on the #JingleBellSchlock prompts!

archiveofourown.org/series/5514211

2 works so far, 10 to go! Countdown to midwinter feasts the sexy way~ Mind the tags on each piece~

#BG3 #BG3NSFW #BG3FanFic #BG3Fic

Your December 16th prompts:

- Suspiciously Stiff Stocking
- Aphrodisiacal Eggnog
- Yellow Snow
- Sex Position Dreidel

Happy December 15th!

Today's Prompts:
- Wire Ribbon Shibari
- Dildo Sweatshop
- Tongue Stuck to Frozen Pole
- Latke Nipple Pasties

Today's Prompts:
- Erotic Tree Trimming
- Balls in a Nutcracker
- Regifting a Sex Toy
- Odd Menorah Fumes

My #jinglebellschlock fic, based in the prompt Snowman Carrot Erection!

Enjoy lol

archiveofourown.org/works/75418366

#bloodweave #nsfw #crackfic #gale #astarion

Happy Official Start to Jingle Bell Schlock! There are already 7 lovely schlocks in the collection:

archiveofourown.org/collections/...

Take a breather. Schlock has no deadlines. 💚

Reblog by @tavyliasin · 1 image 💬 8  🔁 159  ❤️ 234 · Reposting with links to all my votes for pieces! Get voting before they close if you want to decide my WinterSchlock fate! · All times are UTC 0 (GMT) so if you're in a differ…

Gathered all my vote posts for the Jingle Bell Schlock prompt event! The only ones not linked are the ones going live tomorrow and the day after, if you want to decide my fate for December writing:
www.tumblr.com/tavyliasin/8...

A prompt calendar. December 14: Erotic Tree Trimming Balls in a Nutcracker Regifting a Sex Toy Odd Menorah Fumes December 15: Wire Ribbon Shibari Dildo Sweatshop Tongue Stuck to a Frozen Pole Latke Nipple Pasties December 16: Suspiciously Stiff Stocking Aphrodisiacal Eggnog Yellow Snow Sex Position Dreidel December 17: Snowman Carrot Erection Stuck in a Chimney Gift Made of Body Hair POV Chocolate Coin December 18: Sexts to Santa Ornament Insertion Huffing Spray Snow Dough Nutting December 19: Gingerbread BSDM Dungeon North Pole Stripper Pole Drinking a Snow Globe Hand Stuff During Blessing December 20: Gift Wrap Mummification Butt Plug Made of Coal Random Act of Rudeness Schmaltz As Lube December 21: Charitable Oral Sex Polar Express Train Running Candy Caning Synagagged December 22: Inappropriate Use of Fruit Cake Sex in Ugly Sweaters Chopping Down a Sentient Tree Explicit Caroling December 23: Dildo Antler Reindeer Costume Advent Calendar Full of Cum Mistletoe Allergy Mittenjob December 24: Little Drummer Fuckboi Three Unwise Men Biblically Accurate Snow Angel Chainplay w/ the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future December 25: Sex with the Clauses Sugarplum Denial Krampussy Christmas Cookie Cuckholding

Behold... Jingle Bell Schlock.

Full event description at www.tumblr.com/schlocktober

Schlocktober is over, but stay tuned for a special holiday announcement. 🎅🏻🎄🕯️❄️