Arion Horsedad

just found a very important video

The horrors persist.
And so do I.
Because I am one of the horrors.
That is the lesson for today.
Be one of the horrors.

Found family but you found them in the forest and they're kind of feral.

@puppypyro.bsky.social

Fucking is my Love Language

The Algorithm keeps recommending me videos about how people used to eat during one of our previous economic downturns, and I think that's probably not a good sign.

I'm really getting into staring off into space in a dark room.

Ok!

Haven't I?

I'm a people pleaser. But I've come to realize, I'm a people too. I get to please me.

Blood for the Blood God!
Skulls for the Skull Throne!
Cum for the Cum Lord!
Musk for the Musk Queen!
Bones for the...
*checks notes*
Good Puppy?

Just discovered that I have no nudes on this platform and was encouraged to change that.

Archer!!

I miss you too, puppy. We need to get together again soon.

You flatter me. 😘

Yes, please

Five things I can see
Four things I can touch
Three things I can stress about
Two things I can obsess over
One thing I can cry for

I cannot

The penis is a metaphor for other penises.

Mamma Mia
Here I go again
My my
How?
Just how?
How can I do any of this?
How am I supposed to lead a happy and fulfilling life?
How can I?
How?

I want to be in the kind of relationship where future historians say, "Well, they were obviously fucking."

Need a horse?

I've thought about watching Andor, but I'm not sure a show about logic gates is sustainable.

commission for @fallboard.bsky.social of him with his band

Agreed!

You called?

Ok. I can admit it now. I'm the secret third thing.