renegade cut

if the bucket won't fit, several cups.

filling up the ice bucket with water and putting it in the mini fridge so I won't have to drink room temperature water from the faucet or find a water fountain or buy expensive bottles of water on vacation. refill before I go to sleep so that it's cold by morning.

i know it's pizza because i want it and i only want pizza

this website is a fucking joke btw

President Donald Trump of Shinra saying: We are going to build a plate over midgar and the slums are going to pay for it

Wild that this meme is 10+ years old but it could have been made last night over drinks

soldier holding a big gun caption: medal of honor warfighter

cringe

drag them.

thank u. genuinely appreciate it when my audience is into what i'm doing. not everyone stuck around, which is totally reasonable, no shame in bailing when the content changes, but i'm happy so many have been following me on this journey. sincere thanks.

been in a bad place lately. lost a close friend. my soul is still recovering. this helped me get myself together. i am a pimp, and pimps don't commit suicide.

was hanging out with very cool friends last weekend, and someone asked "you working on something new?" oh, gosh. always. always something new. this is my biggest project of the year so far. approximately 40 minutes.

probably done tomorrow night for my patrons. crying about how happy i am with it.

Dumpy is back behind the desk as @coleslaw-core.bsky.social gives a press conference on His RIZZ-surrection!

Plus @captanarchy.bsky.social and @bzvowell.bsky.social give their opinions on @owlmarxist.bsky.social SECOND Horny Gulag!

Love you @garfgirlie.bsky.social

stocks going down in the foreground, nuclear explosion in the background

stonks

vote sage no matter what age

Christie Brinkley in a got milk ad that says drink well live well

Alas trebek in a got milk ad that says your bones may be in jeopardy

Serena and Venus Williams in a got milk ad that says make ours doubles

Stone cold Steve Austin in a got milk ad that says it better be ice cold for stone cold

So crazy how the 90’s had an ad campaign for sucking dick. Better time, ya ask me

Money does not equal art.

cannot
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BAD NEWS!! The rash has spread from my neck and hands to my BIG SOFT TAINT -- what happens now, only White God knows. SUCK MY COCK AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

uh oh

entenmann's soft-baked chocolate chip cookie ice cream with a vaporwave hills background. caption: the ladies call me SOFT-BAKED

Gavin Newsom confirms he's only going to give the fascists an inch on trans rights, presumes they won't then demand a mile

an oil tanker on fire in the ocean caption: actually, the solution to rising oil prices is to annihilate the fossil fuel industry COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN

america is a country run by war criminals and temporarily embarrassed war criminals

gosh

your dad's hall pass list. based.

BAD NEWS!! The rash has spread from my neck and hands to my BIG SOFT TAINT -- what happens now, only White God knows. SUCK MY COCK AMERICA. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

uh oh

an oil tanker on fire in the ocean caption: actually, the solution to rising oil prices is to annihilate the fossil fuel industry COME ON, IT'LL BE FUN

80's highlights are plentiful but the lowlights range from rough to unwatchable.

he literally sang about bombing a country

i'm excited to someday block you all

The text on the top says 2026 is the Year of the Horse and then the horse: Cutting to a photograph of a young man trying to pull a white horse out of a dark swamp from the movie NeverEnding Story. This is Artax in the swamp of sadness. I recommend lidocaine in a heating pad

If you understand this meme your back hurts

bill maher shitting his pants until you love him