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@tartinedemousse.bsky.social

Jack of all trades, master of none but still better than liking Elon They/them

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Hyperfixation so strong we made dnd characters for our dnd characters

23.11.2025 15:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Je deviene fou

22.10.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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God gives his most customer service battles to his most autistic soldiers and imma be real girl it's a little fucked up

07.10.2025 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update : failed tremendously, sent detailed voice notes to a friend about orphans and mommy issues hidden in the locker room, colleague heard but we shall endure

30.09.2025 10:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need to scream fucking goddamn jfkdkeoeod DnD man it will break me

29.09.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Persรฉe be normal at work today challenge

29.09.2025 06:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I mean Holy fucking shit

27.09.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2020 vs 2025 ๐Ÿซก

27.09.2025 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 67    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

My target audience when I draw is myself, my target audience when I write is my wife, my target audience when I craft is a crow with comically large glasses and a flair for the dramatics

26.09.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

DO NOT go back to twitter that is the hitler site. i am dead serious with this shit. its main role as a de-facto organ of the trump admin is to facilitate nazi propaganda. you cannot be posting your doodles on the "euthanize all trans people" forum just because they still allow pornography

20.09.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6532    ๐Ÿ” 2899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 49

Thank you for getting me into dnd hehehe โœจ๏ธ

24.09.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Omg sure!! It's a matching tattoo with my wife actually! We kinda tweaked the stelkin so it would be on one continuous line, but it spells "Sans faute" which is French for without fail/without fault, it's something that our characters said to each other in our fool's gold campaign that stuck w/ us!

24.09.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 36    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Every now and then I think about me in quarantine watching @dingodoodles.bsky.social 's videos obsessively, and I wonder how me from back then would feel about the fact that I've got a stelkin tattoo now. Like honey you had now idea what you were in for

24.09.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bug brainrot

18.09.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be out there being a functioning member of society and all of a sudden my brain remembers "Churches be damned because his altar was a cold tile in someone else's bathroom and he had never before felt so holy" and I become feral all over again

31.08.2025 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At any given moment I am fighting off the urge to write pwp

11.08.2025 06:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Si je begรจre sur l'examinateur c'est une faute รฉliminatoire?

18.07.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for.

Stop using WeTransfer.

14.07.2025 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7619    ๐Ÿ” 5302    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 131    ๐Ÿ“Œ 468
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the party don't start till bag'thazath walks in ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ #medievalart #pridemonth

13.06.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Da boi (+ siblings)

09.06.2025 21:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vous pouvez envoyer un mail ร  alertes.cdc@diplomatie.gouv.fr avec ce texte.

Vous avez juste ร  c/c le alt et go รงa prend 2min:

03.06.2025 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 263    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

๐Ÿ‘€

18.05.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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15.05.2025 08:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1517    ๐Ÿ” 1608    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118

Chat do I have to tell my therapist that I made myself cry making an oc animatic in my head on a clair obscure song like is there something deeper at play here or am I just normal bonkers

15.05.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Les gens qui utilisent les testeurs 2min avant la fermeture du magasin sachez que je vous dรฉteste et que si l'enfer existe il est peuplรฉ de gens comme vous

13.05.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing

06.05.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11522    ๐Ÿ” 3806    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 147    ๐Ÿ“Œ 90

"Sans faute" fucking kill me now, I'm gagged they're so damn tragic and so damn gay like-

03.05.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Late night thoughts about caspelio and the tragedy I set up myself and the raw af lines that they said to each other

03.05.2025 00:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is the least morally confused i've ever felt about a piece of art, you can't pull death of the author when she's actively twiddling her mustache and pouring sacks of cash into the Terf wing of government

02.05.2025 22:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 732    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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