ShameSpear

do you believe in magic?

well, do ya, punk?

I just ate way too much food so now i'm gonna balance things out by drinking way too much beer

if you specifically told your kids not to be gay and they didn’t listen to you I would not be advertising that bro

I have a hard enough time taking children seriously and now you people are giving them mullets?! To what end?!

Ok I was kidding but this legit looks like Mickey Mouse is making the decisions lol

Listen, I’m sure this isn’t an ass but it looks like an ass and they look like they about to get real deep in the ass

tumblr post showing dale gribble from hank of the hill saying "and you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. but ive never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so called gay frogs. so it makes you wonder what they are really putting in this stuff. all im saying is that chelsea manning went to prison and mr rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money

NFL players have been getting really good at aiming their punches. Their poor wives

Hard to imagine a rapper who has had more success then lost it all so fast

There's nothing wrong with joking about a bad thing that happened to a bad person who explicitly stated he wants to live in a world where that *exact* bad thing happens to other people.

It’s not cool to celebrate someone’s death. Sure, Vlad the Impaler dipped his bread in the blood of his victims, but he was a human being who deserves our courtesy and respect

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

The girl with the imagine dragons tattoo

Sign at rally with picture of Malort bottle reading Go Ahead...Chicago Drinks Tear Gas By The Ounce.

A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.

If you went out the front of your house, stood in one spot and looked at the sky, you'd look a bit silly but add a cigarette and you'll look COOL!

start smoking today

It's labor day I don't make good posts on labor day I'm union

Used #Malort for the first time as an ingredient in a drink instead of a prank. Malort Negroni, surprisingly solid!

a white van on the highway with rear double doors. the left side door has a door decal that reads "LAME SAUS" but is cut off halfway across as the right side door has been replaced.

the makers of awesome sauce now bring you

Made a mistake and opened X, the everything app! It appears everything includes a Shedeur Sanders/Dillon Gabriel inspired race war. People have never cared this much about two trash qbs who have never completed a pass in a game

not a very pro-life move imo

rest in piss

A captcha box

This is some of my favorite art, what do you see in it?

Oh so you're literally a bot

Naw dog. The only thing worse than the slop those clankers vomit up is the morons who think it counts as some form of artistry. Why don't you go have chatgpt write bootlicking posts on someone else's thread

If i play my cards right i could win this poker game

vanity plate reading FSTMOM

no thank you

Amazon pulls Louisa County data center proposal after strong resistance • Virginia Mercury Members of the Louisa community railed against a now-halted fourth proposed data center but concerns remain over the three to come

Amazon pulled an application for a 7.2 million sqft data center in Virginia after massive local opposition.

“We’re letting or even entertaining the idea of a billion dollar corporation coming around and messing with our drinking water. I think it’s pretty humiliating,” Brittany Carroll said.

ACAB includes Osmosis Jones

Text message exchange: Them: How are you living now? It's been a long time since we've been in touch. Me: Mostly underground Them: Oh, it seems that you didn't save my number. This is Annie. I hope you haven't forgotten me Me: I've forgotten much of my life on the surface

I feel like a paperclip would work more like a metal clothes hanger when it comes to pregnancies...

Gourmet chefs will roux the day.