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@yrpalal.bsky.social

artist in the midwest with two short dogs

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Henry VIII's love token secured by British Museum after centuries lost The 24-carat-gold heart, complete with the couple's initials in red, features a picture of the Tudor rose and a pomegranate tree.

Finally, the British Museum secures a historic artifact that actually belongs to them.

11.02.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am seeing comparisons to the Hawkeyes and I'm a little offended. Our score would be 19 but it would include a safety and at least one pick 6.

09.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What’s been everyone’s favorite field goal so far

09.02.2026 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 241    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 1
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Peasant and Nestrobber, by Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

09.02.2026 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1646    πŸ” 233    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 5

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 28927    πŸ” 5013    πŸ’¬ 177    πŸ“Œ 154

Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross

09.02.2026 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 302    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 4

I think about this a lot and the only thing keeping me from a panic attack is that I have a toddler who keeps me from doing anything else.

24.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait for these bootlickers to justify an execution in the street.

Sending all our love to our neighbors in Minneapolis.

24.01.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

A screenshot of Lala and Po from the teletubbies. The screenshot is clearly taken from someone's phone, as the borders of the tv can be seen, as well as glimpses into the apartment behind them. Po is in bed wrapped up in a blanket. The text below them reads "I know you were high at my mother-in-laws funeral..."

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

More screenshots from the Teletubbies. Lala seems to be upset with a terrified Po. the text below reads "Did you kill the dog? Why would you do that?!"

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

A third screenshot from the Teletubbies, this time the same scene as before. Po is wearing an apron while Lala seems to still be upset at him. The text below reads "You're nothing but a failure of a man."

In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights

20.01.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 7528    πŸ” 3365    πŸ’¬ 99    πŸ“Œ 216
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Living for this review of Steve (2025)

19.01.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

TheScore app doesn't have game alerts enabled for NCAA women's basketball - just men's. Coooooool.

12.01.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like to stay humble by regularly looking through my Facebook memories.

Uh, yikes.

21.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good god, finally.

21.11.2025 12:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

05.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 46808    πŸ” 8107    πŸ’¬ 248    πŸ“Œ 218
The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

05.11.2025 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 23295    πŸ” 4801    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 50

super happy this happened but damned if it isn't fucking horrifying that this isn't the norm everywhere

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4PM Today (Friday, Sept 26): Protest at the Neil Smith Federal Building in downtown Des Moines in support of Dr Ian Roberts.

Dr Roberts was detained by ICE in Des Moines and, apparently, driven to an ICE facility in Council Bluffs.

26.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 461    πŸ” 229    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9

ICE is detaining American citizens in Des Moines now.

26.09.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why we doing Natalie a dirty with this pic tho. (Somehow she still looks cool and graceful??)

18.09.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is pretty amazing to see people go from β€œthe left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to β€œwho can really know why good kids do bad things?”

12.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 12478    πŸ” 2701    πŸ’¬ 176    πŸ“Œ 94
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Angel of Death, by Robert Windham, 1979, πŸŽ₯ by lesliecarey11

09.09.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 960    πŸ” 104    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 20

Ok I definitely want to try this! Thanks for sharing.

29.08.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am so bummed that the temps this weekend are going to be great but the air quality is trash.

01.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It is fucking insane that we had a decade of people complaining about the dangers of cancel culture, and now literally hundreds of thousands of people are being purged from government jobs for ideological reasons, but that is not cancel culture.

25.07.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 12847    πŸ” 3355    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 169

Love seeing Salvy absolutely crushing it.

22.07.2025 01:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was downtown for 2 hours tonight and saw Crow Tow just driving around lurking. At least a teenager flipped them off. #desmoines

25.06.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Blessed be, the losing streak is over! πŸ™Œ

18.06.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman walking through a living room with a red lamp Alt: Regina George from Mean Girls, angrily walking into her bedroom to write in the Burn Book

Live from Elon's house and also the White House.

06.06.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Iowa 6
Penn State 4

Iowa 6 Penn State 4

HAPPY 6-4 Y’ALL

04.06.2025 12:48 β€” πŸ‘ 320    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 15