allison

I like to stay humble by regularly looking through my Facebook memories.

Uh, yikes.

Good god, finally.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

super happy this happened but damned if it isn't fucking horrifying that this isn't the norm everywhere

4PM Today (Friday, Sept 26): Protest at the Neil Smith Federal Building in downtown Des Moines in support of Dr Ian Roberts.

Dr Roberts was detained by ICE in Des Moines and, apparently, driven to an ICE facility in Council Bluffs.

ICE is detaining American citizens in Des Moines now.

Why we doing Natalie a dirty with this pic tho. (Somehow she still looks cool and graceful??)

It is pretty amazing to see people go from “the left is the enemy of democracy and must be purged” to “who can really know why good kids do bad things?”

Angel of Death, by Robert Windham, 1979, 🎥 by lesliecarey11

Ok I definitely want to try this! Thanks for sharing.

I am so bummed that the temps this weekend are going to be great but the air quality is trash.

It is fucking insane that we had a decade of people complaining about the dangers of cancel culture, and now literally hundreds of thousands of people are being purged from government jobs for ideological reasons, but that is not cancel culture.

Love seeing Salvy absolutely crushing it.

I was downtown for 2 hours tonight and saw Crow Tow just driving around lurking. At least a teenager flipped them off. #desmoines

Blessed be, the losing streak is over! 🙌

a woman walking through a living room with a red lamp Alt: Regina George from Mean Girls, angrily walking into her bedroom to write in the Burn Book

Live from Elon's house and also the White House.

Iowa 6 Penn State 4

HAPPY 6-4 Y’ALL

The left: “This bill is destructive!”
Democrats: “Shhh!”
Elon (mad because it’s not destructive enough) “This bill is destructive”
Democrats: “Elon, thank you. We may not agree on much but

In 2017, I visited my dad at a VA hospital and this fucking ghoul's scowling portrait hung behind the front desk. This one is equally disgusting.

Uhhh... what?

A GIF from an episode of Dropout's 'Make Some Noise', featuring Erika Ishii asking, 'You, boy, what day is it?'

A GIF from an episode of Dropout's 'Make Some Noise', featurning Brennan Lee Mulligan responding to the previous GIF with 'It's pride, bitch!'

I have genuine sympathy for people who thought Trump was going to bring back their factory job or make IVF free because that's what he promised them and the media refused to say that he was lying.

But I'm sorry, you cannot vote for the "Haitians are eating cats" guy and plead ignorance.

I think the baby's nebulizer triggered the smoke alarm?? Is that a thing?

Blocky white handwriting on a black background. It reads: Say no to generative AI art. Buy art from real degenerates. -Joe Wos

Have you supported your local degenerates today?

Starting to plan our little guy's first birthday party (!!!) and there's no universe in which I buy cute paper plates that are over $1 each. Even though they are SO CUTE.

FREDDY YOU DAWG

when the pope has been to menards

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*