Mark Griffiths' Soothing Voice (Curt🇨🇦)

10am, match is already over, I'm dead tired and have nowhere to be, so time for a few more 💤 before I properly start the day. Great to see you all again!

Sixth place in the table! I often wonder how long-time Wrexham fans would react if someone told them just a few years ago that they'd be a legitimate challenger for promotion to the Premier League now? #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Unfortunately yes but it wasn't particularly eventful, aside from a ref who couldn't make up his mind about how to officiate the match. We won 1-0 though, so at least there's that.

I'd really love one more goal, just to improve our goal diff. If not against the last place team, when? #WxmAFC #AskWxm

I'd put today's ref in the Chaotic Neutral alignment box. #WxmAFC #AskWxm

As of now, Arthur is my MOTM. #WxmAFC #AskWxm

I've always thought bringing in 1-2 subs before 70 minutes could be an interesting strategy to try. This graph makes me a little more confident in the idea.

I'm not a religious man, but I believe in Ken Priest.

You have a history of posts calling for a goal almost immediately followed by an actual goal that greatly exceeds random coincidence. Whatever you're doing, please keep doing it. 👍

☝️ This is the GIF. 😁

For the #WxmThirsrSection, always.

Smith in!!! #WxmAFC #AskWxm

Breakfast of (video game) champions!

I'm interested in your theory that your caffeine intake affects the team. Does this mean that, when we don't win matches, you just didn't drink enough coffee? And if so, what's your address so I can have plenty delivered on match days?

@finalwhistle.bsky.social #AskWxm

I assume we all know the story behind Sheffield Wednesday's club name. Are there any other clubs with unusual names that stick out for you?

And why are there so many Rovers and Wanderers?

I imagine there will be some classic Parky "enthusiasm" during the halftime too, which usually seems to help.

Aren't they *always* supposed to stop play when a player takes a knock on the head? #AskWxm

🤣 I promise you, it was not even slightly.

Does the advice include "Meow shots on goal"? Because that would be really helpful.

Depends on whose prom, I suppose. For mine, I think my scoring was done with a video game controller.

To be fair, goals are very tasty.

That makes sense. I never developed a taste for coffee, and tea doesn't have quite the same kick apparently.

Well, he WAS one of our top strikers last season. 🤣

An already chaotic sleep schedule and an incredibly loud alarm.

That'd be a nice change!

Hope you had a great trip! What part of the country did you see?

Or even just don't run ads at all for the thing we're already obviously subscribed to. Lots of better options than what they currently do. 🤣

Morning Sheri! 7:30am here and I don't look nearly as awake as you do. How do you do it?

Coming through fine on iFollow here in Canada. Wanna come up for a visit?

Nothing like a good Mark-being-cut-off-by-an-EFL-ad to start the day! 🤣

Good afternoon @finalwhistle.bsky.social! Hope you're well! #AskWxm