Today i woke up late because i forgot to set an alarm and then spilled coffee on my blue dress shirt three separate times
26.02.2025 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@lilmonster.bsky.social
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Today i woke up late because i forgot to set an alarm and then spilled coffee on my blue dress shirt three separate times
26.02.2025 19:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All Iβm saying is that if god was really so kind he would make it so i could eat candy all day and not become extremely unhealthy
31.01.2025 15:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They should make a new kind of animal maybe something that looks like a monkey or a little dog
31.01.2025 15:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Every day on my bus ride i pass these luxury apartments and i can see in the windows and they all have the ugliest lamps imaginable
31.01.2025 14:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They passed a new law youβre allowed to pet a cats belly now and the cat canβt even get mad or bite you
15.11.2024 02:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I had a dream that my beard and mustache were shaved off and then i woke up and then i went back to sleep and had a dream where a small snake got eaten by a big snake who was then eaten by a huge snake what do you think this means for my future
27.11.2023 16:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Friendβs cat has his own tv
10.11.2023 19:50 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beavers are one of the best creatures like imagine seeing a tree and just being like βI need to destroy this at onceβ
10.11.2023 19:49 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What is your favorite scary movie to watch?
26.10.2023 15:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Jane Austen is cool but i think her characters drink too much tea
26.10.2023 04:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IMAGE IF YOU ARE FAINT OF HEART OR FRAIL IN ANY WAY VIEW AT YOUR OWN RISK
26.10.2023 04:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Normalize playing and having fun!
26.10.2023 04:36 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Multi view tv is cool until youβre stuck in two commercial breaks at once and it feels like some kind of dystopian torture device
23.10.2023 02:41 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Coding looks sooooo easy all you have to do is play on the computer all day and then you get paid 200k a year
21.10.2023 17:55 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I think monsters are real Iβm pretty sure i saw a Frankenstein yesterday
21.10.2023 17:54 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How to make lobster roll lobster roll recipes
21.10.2023 17:44 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yes
21.10.2023 03:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Look at this wonderful pie my girlfriend and i made
21.10.2023 03:18 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yippee thanks you
20.10.2023 23:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I used to be a professor until i did the 100 Beer challenge and lost my job
20.10.2023 23:40 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just invented a new code that uninvites you from bluesky
20.10.2023 23:27 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm going to become the worlds first bluesky influencer
20.10.2023 23:21 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0CAN WE MAKE THIS GO BIRAL
20.10.2023 23:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Every time i hear a song im like wow this is so good
20.10.2023 23:20 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0I like when cats make this face they look like a grumpy old man
20.10.2023 23:17 β π 20 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0How do i make my numbers go up how ddo i make a hashtag
20.10.2023 22:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When are they gonna make a new movie
20.10.2023 22:04 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0