Max Yaakov (clean version)

I’d let Die Divinity stab me

She’ll kill me in my sleep tn for saying this RIP Max

Her height is a disadvantage ns you just gotta aim low she doesn’t have the leg strength

I can’t wait for my 10 week run of destroying a plate of Roscoe’s chicken tenders every Tuesday (Dragula Titans 2 watch party)

I watched my boyfriend eat a Van Holten Pickle in a Pouch with such VELOCITY that it almost scared me

I’d like to think if there were a Best Tboy Bag Boyfriend category at the Gaggy’s that I’d win but there’s too many of us actually

Me using the work printer at my job to print copies of my resume for my job interview tomorrow 😬

Oh Charlie Kirk oh boo boo hoooo🥲

Anywho I got a Reese’s and a Dr Pepper at lunch today what are y’all having 🤗

Bruise on my knee from
Trying to jump on top of the cement red spheres at the Target

Let’s Get It Started by the Black Eyed Peas BUT the Sims™️ Simlish version

Vanda LaRose as Edward Cullen but make it sexier

I’m team Edward

Me taking my parents to the Twilight drag brunch the first time they meet Riley is so fitting considering Twilight themed drag is exactly how I fell in love with him

I went to go see my favorite band since high school and wow not a single person under 30 there

Concert finished at 10:30 PROMPTLY

No moshing because everyone’s knees are fucked now

Honestly sometimes the most satisfying thing you can do to an asshole is be kind

like this bus driver was on one today yelling at everyone who came on the bus
And when I left I was like “thank you, I hope your day gets better” and she did NOT like that 😂

That’s my diva

Duo in her TS pussy makeup

Idk when they started making Duo so TS but I love her she’s pussy

Probably completely unrelated ns but I did indeed almost faint in the audience whoops

F15 performances so pussy last night I almost passed out

I am the middle aged woman at Charlie’s that is the only person on the dance floor and she is me

Not my packer in my bag getting flagged by airport security

Tucson is lovely from the times I’ve gone, very cute town and friendly artsy folks but yes Phoenix area is a little bit conservative

And being around extended family is exhausting lmao

More like my family and the people that live here but also for that lmao

And it’ll be another 11 years before I visit again

Wow going to Arizona has really reminded me why I haven’t gone back since I moved away for college

Simmer down now sir even your son is catching strays

I got cursed out by a customer at my job today and mid temper tantrum he accidentally knocked over his sons stroller with the kid inside it took every ounce of my energy to not laugh

Pray for me today pls
(Going to DMV)

Im just keeping us all entertained

I love spending my day off torturing the household by streaming HOURS of Deadliest Catch on the living room TV and taking a nap

Gave myself heartburn