This current timeline is like if some random person found a genie in a bottle and accidentally made the dumbest wishes and the rest of reality has to unfold around them
09.03.2026 06:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@wormhole42.bsky.social
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This current timeline is like if some random person found a genie in a bottle and accidentally made the dumbest wishes and the rest of reality has to unfold around them
09.03.2026 06:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"we will meet again in another life when we are both cats" back uppercase text above graffitti artwork of a black cat silhouette on a pearl-white painted brick wall - artist unknown
this lives forever rent-free in my head
08.03.2026 06:49 β π 700 π 231 π¬ 12 π 10Sometimes the ear hairs can be stubborn.
07.03.2026 15:31 β π 2 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
Finally finished my timelapse of the lunar eclipse under the aurora in Fairbanks, Alaska! Check out the massive substorm turning the ground green in front of the eclipse, too!
This is one of my favorite timelapses I have captured!
Think I need a big rip of the weed vape and some hemi-sync meditation through the headphones to get back to baseline
07.03.2026 08:33 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I bet I'm the only one watching the Red Dwarf live streaming channel on Plex so probably the only one seeing the local furniture stores ads they run consistently almost every ad break.
07.03.2026 08:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I will train this cat to be a dog and eat up whatever I drop on the floor if it kills me
07.03.2026 08:07 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0an absolutely disgusted looking cat
my friends any time i talk about some nerd shit
07.03.2026 05:55 β π 99 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0large replica skeleton with jeans edited on it. the skeleton is standing in a fenced off yard
do not come for my ass
07.03.2026 05:34 β π 410 π 132 π¬ 10 π 4Oh, it was cool. I didn't know anything about the directors or anything before and now I do.
07.03.2026 07:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just watched that like 2 hour documentary about the John Wick movies.
07.03.2026 06:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The simple fact that I've been made to think about politics so much should be the shining example of how bad things truly are in my country. I didn't want this but it's been forced upon me. Just when you think you're done. They drag you back in.
07.03.2026 06:19 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Good Evening Motherfuckers itβs Friday
06.03.2026 21:56 β π 676 π 213 π¬ 36 π 47"How much for one rib?" π
06.03.2026 23:51 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Uuuugh, yep. It's like whyyyy!
06.03.2026 23:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I save six drafts in the morning, I save six drafts at night, I am not finishing this joke
06.03.2026 23:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There was a train rumbling in the distance while the thunder from the passing storm was also rumbling and they like synchronized for a few minutes. It was pretty cool. Thank you
06.03.2026 22:57 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Welp, nothing getting done today either I suppose.
06.03.2026 21:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hopefully I'll have time to get my teeth fixed before the collapse of society.
06.03.2026 09:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm wondering if timeframe and social awareness of the time it came out has given it a kind of had to have been there feel? It's interesting how I have not seen it in ten yrs but have been thinking of rewatching it again now to like "see" it better. Could be an experiment. π
06.03.2026 08:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I enjoyed this convo and feel I have seen a perspective I am sure I would definitely recognize if I rewatched these shows. Like many other problematic themed shows from before doing a rewatch doesn't go as nostalgically planned. But it's growth to recognize it all even for us slow ones. Haha
06.03.2026 08:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Well, any road
www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/usag...
captain anxious and the anxieteers
06.03.2026 01:10 β π 103 π 42 π¬ 7 π 0Ooooh he said "venus shift" I thought we were suddenly talking about German sausage or somethin.
06.03.2026 06:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh man, I need to learn some more about all this stuff. One of my bank debits cards got compromised recently and it's really making me paranoid as heck.
06.03.2026 05:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Storing lots of jokes on my hard drive. Over 100 gigglebytes.
05.03.2026 20:45 β π 487 π 65 π¬ 33 π 2Nope. It's cuz Nermal is the cutest little kitty cat in the whole wide world. lol
05.03.2026 23:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How I feel when someone blocks me.
05.03.2026 21:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading: Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)
CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"
Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"
The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
I almost began working on something I wasn't supposed to. Actually I did begin but didn't get too far to reverse course if needed.
05.03.2026 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0