It's The Great Pumpkin Wormhole Halloween edition

Up up and up and stuff

just a small town bitch, feeling that unholy itch

Cuz everybody knows you gotta fuck up before you can fuck down. But when you do. Good Lord!

Stay safe!

Nothing happened to it. I think it'll be okay. Sorry 😂

Oh. Well then, let the *silent staring contest continue for an undetermined amount of time because loud barking at this time just will not do. We'll try telepathy instead. 😆

Well hello, do you have a message for me?, is what I would ask. 😂❤️

Yeah I'm always up too too late and jumping thru hoops too much during the day to get shit done.

Did you know that when you come to Japan and struggle to put your yukata on as you feed the deer in Nara Park, you're following in the footsteps of Albert Einstein? Read about his trip to Japan 103 years ago! jli.st/3WPYLWv

Shit bruh, that sucks! Falling is the worst! 🤕 Sorry man.

A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES

Why nobody talking about the literal new moon?

First thought was meal worms then read it and looked again 🧐and was like ah yes, I see now. Nice. 😂

is hot dog water juice or tea

Welp, I finally cleared out my voicemail of the 40 something messages that mean absolutely nothing to me. It only took about 10 minutes because you have to delete each one individually.

Elon Musk is the only person to whom you can say, “go back to Africa,” and have most people find it socially acceptable.

My cat exploded yack everywhere like never before. Shortly after being outside too. I told her not to go out there I'd probably get sick if I did too which is why I don't.

There's a lot of AI's out there. Do they know about each other? What would happen if they did? Were these questions not asked before the uprising? Yeesh!

Awe, sorry to hear. May she RIP.

Theory: cats can have ADHD too

Do you know why your cat steals your seat? Let's see who gets it.

I need to just quit using my phone cuz the lil tiny shards of glass from tapping on the cracked screen is irritating my fingertips.

'be my guest' from beauty and the beast should've been a hip hop song

An old teenage mutant ninja turtles anti drug ad that shows the turtles eating pizza with text that says "say yes to pizza say no to drugs"

That does look like really good pizza I'm not gonna lie

I love when racists are like "i have access to information you don't!" and the information they have access to is racism.

We really gotta start taking better care of ourselves and that starts with the colon. #teambidetusa #makeitthestandardyougrossfucks

I installed one about 2 maybe 3 years ago and it's life changing. So yes you are absolutely 100 percent correct. I guess we don't know what we don't know but that philosophy should be retired in the year 2025. We fucking know and knew it back in like the 60's or somethin. 😩

If you really think about it, it’s pretty gross that our standard in North America is toilet paper and not bidets.

MOE MOE TRI-BEAM!!
#Dandadan #ダンダダン

Iris out and jane doe ✌️
#chainsawman #csm