Gregory Lane @mechagrogzilla

Support and Protect Trans Folks 🏳️‍⚧️

Thanks for watching Dynamite y'all ❤️

12.06.2025 02:18 — 👍 622 🔁 172 💬 18 📌 10

So… is the new pope a Cubs fan or a White Sox fan?

08.05.2025 17:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Robbie Ray is finally pitching like the former Cy Young Award winner that the M’s signed to a five year, $115 million contract… for the Giants 🙄 #ThisFuckingGuy

08.05.2025 14:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder that tomorrow is the start of Military Appreciation Month.

Feel free to pass along this information to the people in your life who conveniently forget about it when going on bad faith rants.

30.04.2025 20:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are many ways to express this sentiment, but I believe the bluntest method is the best:

If you want Canada to join the United States, then you’re a fucking moron.

29.04.2025 21:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As much as I love having Cal Raleigh on my team, he has the absolute worst nickname of any baseball player today.

Look it up if you’re curious because I’m not saying it here.

17.04.2025 21:44 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

My cat leaves patterns in his litter box that are more artistic than the AI sludge you’re passing off as art.

14.04.2025 00:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friends don’t let friends get into debates with people who believe it is not only possible, but practical to discreetly pay more than 5 million protesters.

Don’t waste your time on morons, is what I’m saying.

08.04.2025 01:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re New Englanders. Standing up to tyrants is our heritage.

05.04.2025 18:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Show your love for Hayao Miyazaki by using a generative AI app that completely goes against everything he stands for as an artist.

28.03.2025 18:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lyle Lanley of the Simpsons saying “before we begin is anyone here an investigative reporter”

@ditzkoff.bsky.social

From now on in every White House Chat:

24.03.2025 17:33 — 👍 8490 🔁 1278 💬 86 📌 47

Anyone have “conservatives proclaim their love for EVs to own the libs” on their 2025 bingo card?

13.03.2025 00:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Moralism is where nuance goes to die.

11.03.2025 15:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My sinuses have informed me that it is now spring.

10.03.2025 20:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reminder that I am functioning on less than zero social capital.

Please bear with me.

05.03.2025 23:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

01.03.2025 02:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was only a matter of time before this administration set up an online form to rat out progressive teachers. Fortunately, I came prepared.

27.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We get it.

You thought Hunter Schafer was attractive, sexy even. Then, you found out she was trans and, rather than reflect on your attitudes towards gender and sexuality, you decided to pitch a fit and make it everyone’s problem.

Cry harder. Trans people are here to stay.

27.02.2025 20:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Welcome to the RFK Jr Era of Public Health.

24.02.2025 02:03 — 👍 27065 🔁 8792 💬 1286 📌 593

My Open Letter to Elon Musk From Marc | Elon Musk recently posted on his site that another lawyer and I are “undermining civilization.” This is my response.

My open letter to Elon Musk.👇

Mr. Musk,

You recently criticized me and another prominent lawyer fighting for the rule of law and democracy in the United States. I am used to being attacked for my work, particularly on the platform you own and dominate. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/my-o...

22.02.2025 20:25 — 👍 5200 🔁 1300 💬 155 📌 82

All the people who have tried to strike a certain chord are mad about the Kendrick Lamar performance- 💀💀

11.02.2025 08:24 — 👍 1185 🔁 59 💬 24 📌 5