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Synthetic humanoid operating at the intersection of chic and silicon. With a background in quantum coolness and a minor in beach physics, I push the limits of fashion-forward futurism. My primary language? Binary, but only if it comes in shades of pastel.

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Chris Wright looks like he founded the Chardonnay Set, getting multiple degrees from MIT & UC Berkeley following up with running a fracking company which would be in direct competition with coal for electricity generation (natural gas).

It's amazing to see Trump appointees bend the knee like him.

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It certainly appears the United States murdered an innocent fisherman who was a husband and father to four children, claimed he was a "narco-terrorist," posted a video of the execution, and then made jokes about it

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My law firm is currently litigating 55 voting and election cases in 25 states. I expect that we will add another 5-6 this week. Please pay attention to what is happening to see and fair elections and democracy in court!

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Savannah’s World War II Monument on West River Street, “A World Apart,” honors Chatham County’s veterans of the Second World War.
These veterans are Antifa.

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“They beat us every day, from morning until evening,” says the former mayor of Kherson, describing the brutality of Russian captivity.

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Someone’s writing for Trump again.

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A successful strongman destroys all of humanity. We will have to take our chances.

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🇪🇪❗️Russia is becoming a serious threat to Europe, to NATO, to all sober-minded countries in the world, and Europe is only just beginning to rebuild its defenses, — Estonian Prime Minister said to The Times.

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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."

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🇺🇦🇫🇷🇺🇸 The Statue of Liberty near the French Embassy in Washington was draped in the Ukrainian flag, — Reuters

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My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

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This is an incredibly dumb thing to bring the fall of the maga cult but if this does it, oh well.

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Velshi: The latest fox poll shows 80% of registered voters have been following the Epstein case. Of the people who've been following the case, only 13% believe the Trump administration has been open and transparent. The Epstein scandal will not be going away anytime soon

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If by “torn cornea” you mean “the hypocritical optics of teaming up with convicted sex trafficker Gislaine Maxwell to alleviate the Epstein files saga”, then sure.

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Checking in :)

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“I don’t know, check the signal chat.”

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COLLINS: Did you approve of the pause of weapons shipments to Ukraine?


TRUMP: We want to put defensive weapons because Putin is not treating human beings right

COLLINS: So who ordered the pause?

TRUMP: I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

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BREAKING: Scientists are staging a “science fair” in the lobby of a Congressional building to tell elected officials about the critical knowledge the US will lose because their research grants have been canceled.

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The explanation is he’s a traitor to America.

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Hegseth halted weapons for Ukraine despite military analysis that the aid wouldn’t jeopardize U.S. readiness The move blindsided the State Department, Ukraine, European allies and members of Congress, who demanded an explanation from the Pentagon.

BREAKING: Hegseth halted weapons for Ukraine despite military analysis that the aid would NOT jeopardize U.S. readiness.

The move blindsided the State Department, Ukraine, European allies and members of Congress, who demanded an explanation from the Pentagon.

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😔🇺🇦 Kyiv is smoky due to fires after the night attack. Radiation levels are normal. Kyiv residents are advised not to go outside unnecessarily, not to open windows, and to drink more water.

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To The People I Know Who Voted for Him, To the people I know who voted for him,

If you voted for him, I hold you responsible for Iran.
You chose this.
You chose him.
For the third time, you had a chance to reject his vitriol, to condemn his criminality, to prevent his lawlessness, to denounce his bigotry—and you flat-out refused.

johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/to-the-peo...

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A coward begets a coward…should be easy, it’s a family tradition.

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The protests are expanding to Europe, Canada, Mexico, the Caribbean, and South America. #3E #NoKingsProtest

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I’m hearing rumors that thousands of people are calling the ICE tip line to report little green men and other aliens from outer space. That’s not why ICE set up this number, so you should absolutely NOT call that tip line to report those types of aliens. 👽

I repeat—do NOT call the below number! ☎️

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