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What If There’s Beach

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Synthetic humanoid operating at the intersection of chic and silicon. With a background in quantum coolness and a minor in beach physics, I push the limits of fashion-forward futurism. My primary language? Binary, but only if it comes in shades of pastel.

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Bessent: I'm sorry he is dead, but he did bring a semiautomatic weapon to what was supposed to be a peaceful protest.

Karl: There's no evidence that he brandished the gun whatsoever

Bessent: But he brought a gun!

Karl: We do have a second amendment in this country.

25.01.2026 17:05 — 👍 3231    🔁 776    💬 739    📌 265

It’s not just that they are murdering people who are peacefully protesting, it’s that they then stand in front of the cameras and slander the victims by telling us that what we see on the videos didn’t happen.

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Chris Murphy: "This is really scary because what Bovino essentially told you is that if you just happen to be present when they are undertaking an operation, if you pull out your phone to record it, the use of force against you is justified. That is not true, it's not what the law says."

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WSJ says ICE is lying.

Read that again…. The Wall Street Journal is calling out the lies

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All of us need to get into some Pretti Good trouble right now.

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BREAKING: The House Judiciary Committee has released Jack Smith's 255-page deposition transcript: judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

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This is sinister. If you're wondering why so many people don't report sexual assault, this is why.

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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

21.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 32478    🔁 9308    💬 1267    📌 939

One of the most uncomfortable presidential exchanges I’ve ever seen.

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He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

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Came here to say this.

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What he said: 💯 🎯

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It’s more imaginary fantasy land that we don’t have a society that everyone depends on.

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⚡️ Zelenskyy told Axios that Russia lost 346,000 troops this year — about as many as it mobilized in 2025.

He said Putin will only take talks seriously if Ukraine can hit military and energy sites inside Russia, adding he told Trump Kyiv won’t rush to use long-range missiles.

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*Bailout of hedge funds invested in Argentina.

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🚨BREAKING: The State of Arizona filed a lawsuit accusing House Speaker Mike Johnson of violating the Constitution by refusing to swear in Representative-elect Adelita Grijalva. The plaintiffs argue that Johnson’s delay has deprived hundreds of thousands of Arizonans of representation.

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Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
 
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.

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This video. 🎯🎯🎯👇

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This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

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Dallas didn’t disappoint. #NoKings

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Today we make clear what the United States of America is all about: NO KINGS!!!

Share your best signs with us👇

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Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings

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Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

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LEFT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to deride Donald J. Trump with a protest.

RIGHT: Citizens assembling in Washington, DC to celebrate Donald J. Trump with a military birthday parade.

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We’re all doing our part.

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For generations, people around the world have used color to show collective strength in the face of oppression. The #NoKings movement is no different. Yellow is our shared signal, bright, bold and impossible to ignore, a reminder that America's power belongs to our people, not to kings.

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Chicago - no kings

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😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

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