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Heather Carpenter

@hc1059.bsky.social

Hi, I'm Heather. Life is weird.

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I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

04.03.2026 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 694    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

never has being too boringly in love been such a spoiler that they gonna get married

04.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was the wedding 10-15 minutes more than see saw vic and christine the rest of the damn show? #loveisblind

04.03.2026 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Alex from love is blind not, not looking a complete duche bag in a white t shirt and black baseball cap

Alex from love is blind not, not looking a complete duche bag in a white t shirt and black baseball cap

we can now wonder what financial crimes this crypto day trader will be charger with first and whether Tim Howard even remembers meeting his ass

04.03.2026 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@themlg.bsky.social love is blind soccer update:
never has goalkeeping been described to a marriage so much but such a dishonest man. Ashley spent her entire vows trashing this man, it was glorious

04.03.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Toth ousting Dan Crenshaw is really just Woodlands-area guys who own pool cleaning businesses reclaiming their rightful place at the top of the hierarchy in exurban texas enclaves after briefly being usurped by the soy right deep state blob

04.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 944    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 16

nah, just that texas republicans like ted cruz again which is a miracle but makes sense

04.03.2026 02:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why not?

03.03.2026 21:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cragen rescuing that monkey from the basketball forever

03.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who could have foreseen bombing both the regime and the opposition leaders could have brought these results?

02.03.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Timeline clense

01.03.2026 19:26 β€” πŸ‘ 605    πŸ” 194    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 9

It Happens (Maine version)

01.03.2026 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

01.03.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6271    πŸ” 1351    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 21

everyday i hate everyone involved in the maine senate primary a little bit more

01.03.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Heartbroken, outraged, and horrified

01.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My autocorrect knows what’s up

28.02.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Spurs (nba) fan gotta say lob it up to the tall gay is the best play going.

28.02.2026 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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imagine having a cold and buying what you think is a totally normal box of tissues only to discover that it says β€œwhat if it all works out?” on the side

28.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Considering at least dem turnout is breaking all the models, no one knows anything. Texas is big.

27.02.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Janet Mills Janet Mills. 45,005 likes Β· 45,905 talking about this. Maine's first woman District Attorney, Attorney General, and Governor. A fighter and winner. Running for the U.S. Senate to stand up for the...

No, because even in the one's with her in the lead only have her up 10ish against a man with a nazi tattoo and many shitty posts no one ever heard of 8 months ago.

PS: And what events the last one she has listed on FB is from 2022.

www.facebook.com/janetmillsfo...

27.02.2026 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Re-election was four years ago. If Mills was popular she'd be beating this asshole by 20 - 30 points easily, she's not for whatever reason. She isn't talking to voters about their concerns either while Platner is everywhere in this state. If she can't keep up, she needs to go, now.

27.02.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Because the DSCC decide to clear out the path for a two time governor voters here don't like very much and seems allergic to actually campaigning for the office. If one of the four elected dem candidates for governor decided to do senate instead, platner would be toast particularly Dr. Shaw.

27.02.2026 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

doesnt having city/Real Madrid leave the possibility of more teams having to suffer thru the arctic circle, what are folks complaining about?

27.02.2026 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what size tacos? cause that's the game changer

27.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That man couldda hibernated til the midterms, won by an easy 10 pts and saved us all so much stress but alas, we’re here.

26.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyday more and more I want to time travel back to last summer and show Dr Shaw the timeline horrors he’s going to unleash by running for Maine governor rather than Senate.

26.02.2026 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

we all have our fun.

26.02.2026 22:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She is! Rather than celebrating both your friends being back in a good place with each other after last year, Jesse just had to think with his dick. it just looks gross.

26.02.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I respond once to try to clear up confusion, if they still can’t read. Block.

26.02.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've reported 2-3 stories in my career that have sucked the spirit out of my body and this was one of them. But! Seeing the response of the fgc to help their brother genuinely put it right back. Im humbled to have been trusted with this. Help your neighbors friends those in need are all around you.

26.02.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2163    πŸ” 887    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 1