Heather Carpenter

I’m so damn happy I paid for my rental car gas up front and will leave that shit on empty

But the last couple of slides said that since gat marriage was still illegal by Doma, technically the married gays couldn’t cheat on their spouses si There was a good 4-5 years when gay soldiers could be in the kinkiest of DoD sanctioned polycules. Honestly, go gays

We had a Couple sorta out folks in our unit. But mostly from what I remember about that time was being pissed af I had to be awake during the when I was on night shift in Iraq for dadt training learning gays deserve respect like of course DoD.

Dadt had two good things going for it

1) allowed the gays and only the gays to cheat on their spouses without breaking ucmj

And 2) if you knew in basic/ait, this life ain’t for you and don’t want chronic pain, feel up that booby in front of a drill

Dunno, but antidotally enough woman discovered their latent lesbianism during basic training (got you automatically kicked out w/o having to get injured or preggers in 2007) that our entire cadre ispent an hour begging all the New woman privates not to kiss so the drills could do less paperwork

A vibrant scene of dolphins jumping out of the ocean with a rainbow above. Characters from the game Sea Fantasy are added to the image.

I JUST WANT TO BE PART OF YOUR SEA FANTASYYY

#FrostFatales

Yup, our entire gov is run by folks trying to make the sickest post but forget the world goes on between them.

I check tumblr every now and then for art stuff and Pitt fanart is wild

The laugh the rental car lady just gave me after asking “if 35 is still under road construction” is the purest sign that yes, I’m back home in Austin

also those that say you can't do an enlistment contract without picking up a couple nazi tattoos. like wtf? i got a couple drunk tattoos during my army time and didn't even get close to the nazi shit, same with everyone i knew who served. if you don't got a dd 214 stfu

Literally the plot of Ace Combat 7 btw

I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

never has being too boringly in love been such a spoiler that they gonna get married

was the wedding 10-15 minutes more than see saw vic and christine the rest of the damn show? #loveisblind

Alex from love is blind not, not looking a complete duche bag in a white t shirt and black baseball cap

we can now wonder what financial crimes this crypto day trader will be charger with first and whether Tim Howard even remembers meeting his ass

@themlg.bsky.social love is blind soccer update:
never has goalkeeping been described to a marriage so much but such a dishonest man. Ashley spent her entire vows trashing this man, it was glorious

Steve Toth ousting Dan Crenshaw is really just Woodlands-area guys who own pool cleaning businesses reclaiming their rightful place at the top of the hierarchy in exurban texas enclaves after briefly being usurped by the soy right deep state blob

nah, just that texas republicans like ted cruz again which is a miracle but makes sense

why not?

Cragen rescuing that monkey from the basketball forever

Who could have foreseen bombing both the regime and the opposition leaders could have brought these results?

Timeline clense

It Happens (Maine version)

Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy

I will destroy her

everyday i hate everyone involved in the maine senate primary a little bit more

Heartbroken, outraged, and horrified

My autocorrect knows what’s up

As a Spurs (nba) fan gotta say lob it up to the tall gay is the best play going.

imagine having a cold and buying what you think is a totally normal box of tissues only to discover that it says “what if it all works out?” on the side