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β€’ Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social β€’ Fan of terrible sports franchises βšœοΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ§¦ β€’ Chicago! β€’ She/her

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what the dog doin

07.03.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 1
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Ambulance Chasers: Handling Injuries During The Season (Ideally Before They Blow Up Your Roster) The injuries are coming. Your waiver panic doesn’t have to. A Razzball Ambulance Chasers guide to reacting to fantasy baseball injury news without wrecking your roster.

Does β€œday-to-day” occasionally really mean the heat death of the universe?

New @razzball.bsky.social Ambulance Chasers on doing the ole inevitable thing of reacting (or not) to baseball injury news that impacts your roster. πŸš‘ πŸŽοΈπŸ’¨

07.03.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HAHA. That’s the ticket.

06.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank for your support.

One step closer today.

06.03.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fun Friday creativity exercise is to consider what the β€œErection Solution” is.

06.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you :).

06.03.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from gmail that was sent from β€œErection Solution” with the subject line Feel like yourself again with an emoji eggplant.

A screenshot from gmail that was sent from β€œErection Solution” with the subject line Feel like yourself again with an emoji eggplant.

Good morning from my inbox.

06.03.2026 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Which makes it INCREDIBLE.

06.03.2026 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get ready for more butt stuff on the IL.

05.03.2026 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you call a man the c-word as well, it cancels out.

05.03.2026 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 2017 the Chicago White Sox hired designer Todd Radom to create custom ticket designs for each of their home games.

Not sure if they created a poster of that Dick Allen design but that’s a HUGE missed opportunity if they didn’t. 😍

@toddradom.bsky.social

04.03.2026 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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The great @toddradom.bsky.social created the original World Baseball Classic logo, which is still in use today (with a few minor tweaks over the years). Three years ago he joined me on the Baseball By Design podcast to discuss that project.

Listen here! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

05.03.2026 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You sound like a queen to me, Goblin.

05.03.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Jason Benetti, the new voice of Sunday Night Baseball on NBC.

Jason Benetti, the new voice of Sunday Night Baseball on NBC.

Well, this is exciting news! I do wonder what this means for his CFB and CBB jobs, but one thing at a time.

04.03.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2
Endless list of defensive replacements from Gameday

Endless list of defensive replacements from Gameday

Spring training, when Gameday turns into a CVS receipt

04.03.2026 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
04.03.2026 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The GOAT convos are always funny to me, but he is mine.

04.03.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sha’Carri Richardson at the anchor leg for the women’s 4x100 at the Olympics mugging during the race.

Sha’Carri Richardson at the anchor leg for the women’s 4x100 at the Olympics mugging during the race.

Similar (may she conquer her struggles).

04.03.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Peak.

04.03.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Hahaha same! Halloween szn is the worst because I’ll just grab candy.

03.03.2026 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone I used to work with knew someone that did that with cat balls.

Never to confirm if that was a true story, but it is inspiring.

03.03.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had the pb&j this morning (it is mid compared to others imo).

I am really bad about not eating enough during the day, and they’ve been great for that.

03.03.2026 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12222    πŸ” 2446    πŸ’¬ 159    πŸ“Œ 70

I agree that you should be able to keep the things they remove from you.

Hell of an heirloom.

03.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghost Balls!

03.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43897    πŸ” 6862    πŸ’¬ 4764    πŸ“Œ 1830

This is clearly a hickey received from his beautiful wife Melania.

02.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Glen Bell launched the restaurant on March 21, 1962, serving simple, inexpensive tacos from a small Mission‑style building with arched windows and a signature bell sign. The stand, later nicknamed β€œNumero Uno”, introduced many Americans to fast‑food tacos and quickly became popular enough to inspire additional locations. Taco Bell would go on to expand nationwide and eventually globally, but it all began with this modest Downey storefront.

Glen Bell launched the restaurant on March 21, 1962, serving simple, inexpensive tacos from a small Mission‑style building with arched windows and a signature bell sign. The stand, later nicknamed β€œNumero Uno”, introduced many Americans to fast‑food tacos and quickly became popular enough to inspire additional locations. Taco Bell would go on to expand nationwide and eventually globally, but it all began with this modest Downey storefront.

the first #TacoBell opened by Glen Bell

in Downey, California (1962)

serving just five items: tacos, tostadas, burritos, frijoles, and chili burgers

02.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask not what Living MΓ‘s can do for you β€” Ask what you can do to Live MΓ‘s

02.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Reddit by user These_Tea_7560 saying The fact that Taco Bell existed in JFK’s lifetime has not sat right with me. Post was from 2 years ago.

A screenshot from Reddit by user These_Tea_7560 saying The fact that Taco Bell existed in JFK’s lifetime has not sat right with me. Post was from 2 years ago.

Ich bin ein Taco Beller.

02.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0