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@keelin12ft.bsky.social

β€’ Baseball injury report for @razzball.bsky.social β€’ Fan of terrible sports franchises βšœοΈπŸ—‘οΈπŸ§¦ β€’ Chicago! β€’ She/her

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I agree that you should be able to keep the things they remove from you.

Hell of an heirloom.

03.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ghost Balls!

03.03.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Quote from Washington Times editorial board

"[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

02.03.2026 11:57 β€” πŸ‘ 41411    πŸ” 6447    πŸ’¬ 4490    πŸ“Œ 1750

This is clearly a hickey received from his beautiful wife Melania.

02.03.2026 18:03 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
Glen Bell launched the restaurant on March 21, 1962, serving simple, inexpensive tacos from a small Mission‑style building with arched windows and a signature bell sign. The stand, later nicknamed β€œNumero Uno”, introduced many Americans to fast‑food tacos and quickly became popular enough to inspire additional locations. Taco Bell would go on to expand nationwide and eventually globally, but it all began with this modest Downey storefront.

Glen Bell launched the restaurant on March 21, 1962, serving simple, inexpensive tacos from a small Mission‑style building with arched windows and a signature bell sign. The stand, later nicknamed β€œNumero Uno”, introduced many Americans to fast‑food tacos and quickly became popular enough to inspire additional locations. Taco Bell would go on to expand nationwide and eventually globally, but it all began with this modest Downey storefront.

the first #TacoBell opened by Glen Bell

in Downey, California (1962)

serving just five items: tacos, tostadas, burritos, frijoles, and chili burgers

02.03.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask not what Living MΓ‘s can do for you β€” Ask what you can do to Live MΓ‘s

02.03.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot from Reddit by user These_Tea_7560 saying The fact that Taco Bell existed in JFK’s lifetime has not sat right with me. Post was from 2 years ago.

A screenshot from Reddit by user These_Tea_7560 saying The fact that Taco Bell existed in JFK’s lifetime has not sat right with me. Post was from 2 years ago.

Ich bin ein Taco Beller.

02.03.2026 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Forced to use AI at work, hate it. Usage is monitored so I can't avoid it. I've set up mine to play a Sim City clone. It burns through tokens, making crap cities that quickly go bankrupt. Just been told that I'm getting a bonus for being a top user.

01.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 768    πŸ” 98    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 10
01.03.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Last item: Restaurant and bar recommendations for Chicago.

Going up there soon. It's been probably 15 years since I've been. Ideas welcome. /ducks.

01.03.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

People overseas love their kids just as much as you love yours. Your kids aren’t more special just because they were born on US soil

28.02.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2889    πŸ” 700    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 15

just read an essay on an AI site (don't ask) sponsored by an AI company by a guy who used AI to help draft his fantasy baseball team last year, finished last, had his worst season ever in 21 seasons of playing, yet his conclusion was that AI remains a useful tool and the fault is his alone. 10/10

27.02.2026 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Captain of the USS Putting That Shit The Fuck On

01.03.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 89    πŸ” 45    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

That’s perfect.

The fact they lived in the porta potty makes me think it’s not the sewers fluke needs. Just the poop.

28.02.2026 22:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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True

28.02.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thought of you @sprayadhesive.bsky.social .

28.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œIt ain’t got no parts!” is a crazy way to introduce a new organism found in the sewers to someone.

28.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so but it was a little funny to think about someone not knowing that and trying it out.

28.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is actually huge.

28.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same with men who use ai to see women naked

28.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 105    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Found a Baby Bottle Pop, which I did not order, in my Jewel bags.

28.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf I was watching Γ†on Flux way young AND I TURNED OUT FINE. πŸ˜ƒ

28.02.2026 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

28.02.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

May everyone involved burn in hell

28.02.2026 11:43 β€” πŸ‘ 622    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does?
Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it.
Wyatt Earp: What does he need?
Doc Holliday: Revenge.
Wyatt Earp: For what?
Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein' born.

I think about this from Tombstone quite often and sums up where we are...

28.02.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

27.02.2026 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Artie 😍

27.02.2026 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder you can just watch all the PWHL’s games on YouTube. No cable, no streaming needed. Here’s tonight’s game www.youtube.com/live/T4JKvp-...

27.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 280    πŸ” 90    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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26.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing gets between him and his gf Dr. Mohan.

26.02.2026 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0