𝔹𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕪 🇬🇧

Lost 7.1kg in a fortnight! Super happy with that! 💪

Asked Chat GPT to predict the winners of the next 10 contests.

What do we reckon?

Okay so out of nowhere... Greece just reaaaaaaally clicked for me 🇬🇷 #greece #eurovision

This weekend was honestly the best. So much love for everyone in this photo 🖤

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Me and @kittenseses.bsky.social are best friends at this point though xo

Hi blueskyers :)

Anyone heading to @eurofestuk.bsky.social tonight?

"What is your favourite entry this year?"

Me: Yes 😂💁🏻‍♂️🇲🇹

#servingkant #kant #serving #mirianaconte #malta #eurovision

Rankings updated...
think i'm settled now until May... no pre-parties this year either to sway my mind!

#Eurovision #Rankings

Little bit obsessed with this new phone case, i cant lie 🇲🇹

#SERVING #SERVINGKANT #KANT #Eurovision #Malta #Eurovision2025

Denmark has just realllllly clicked for me! #hallucination #eurovision

Not doing #LEP this year but being in Soho to celebrate my birthday is going to be torture 😭

Aaaaaaaand now I have a respiratory infection and on steroids and antibiotics. FUN

That's me down with man flu. 24 hours of swallowing razor blades and now my head feels like it's been smashed in by Kathy Beale 🥲

To the family in the car next to me who found it remarkable that someone is enjoying the sun & singing whilst driving. I hope you enjoyed my free concert - although me screaming "I DO IT ALL THE TIME... SERVING KANT" appeared to make you do the rear windows in your family vehicle up 😂

#ServingKant

So the "official" announcement on BBCR2 - and I stand by it being a terrible mash of 5 demo tracks being slung together. More Forgetting Friday.

The BBC either need to step away from Eurovision and get another broadcaster involved OR overhaul the team involved in the selection.

#Eurovision

Next year i'm going to write a song called "I love queues" to represent the United Kingdom.

I shall then await the enslaught from France Télévisions.

#Eurovision

Glad I could be of service 🫡😂

The irony of WTHJH not serving any kind of c#%t is somewhat amusing

#Eurovision #EurovisionUK

I'm from the UK and think it's fucking terrible - just for some balance 😂

I am not cheering on for Team UK for the first time like ever...

Tomorrow is Forgetting Friday because 'What the hell did I just listen to' is very real rn 😭

Quick, "Alexa, play Cry Baby by Jemini"

#Eurovision #UnitedKingdom

I wish you could see the eye roll I just did at this 😂🤣🙄

I'm literally furious 😂 Malta always get robbed but this takes the biscuit for me!

I have emailed the EBU. And now I'm going to call Ofcom and find out their stance on the word 'KANT' and not 'C%#T' because that's not what the song contains.

Then i'll send my findings to the BBC. Seeing they are unable to clearly do these things themselves. 🙄

After tonights Super Saturday... #KANT is still my fave 💁🏻‍♂️

Finally got it on...
DO-RE-MI-FA-S-S SERVING KANT 🇲🇹🫦🎶

psst... @lazarusheart.bsky.social here it is!

Well I guess i'll see you then! (It's also my birthday at midnight that night! 😉)

Thank you so much!

I'm going to try doing a one-a-month order going forwards to build my collection!

I'm 99.9% convinced i'm wearing this one to Eurofest in April though 🥲

Please don't tell me this - I'll be sticking them everywhere to inform people they are, in fact, not serving kant. 😂😂😂

May need a design to put on it 👀😂

I will get one in it when i'm not home and up again in 7hrs!

Plus, I need a pilates ball too 😂